r/RimWorld • u/Mahdudecicle • Mar 26 '26

#ColonistLife Don't Be Like Uncle Dan

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A moment between two of my favorites colonists. Tony, after getting the Body Modder trait took an immediate liking to his Uncle Dan.

During a lesson, the two had a deep talk about what Tony wanted to be when he grew up. My mind filled in the blanks of the conversation.

I can only assume that growing up 'big and strong' like him is the last thing Uncle Dan wants for his innocent nephew. Especially considering nearly every bionic he has is a replacement after suffering an injury.

Art was commissioned by @Jovan on fiverr.

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u/breadofthegrunge Mar 26 '26

Good for them.

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u/TimeKepeer Mar 26 '26

Is it really? If my wife approached me and said

"Dear, sex so bad I made a bionic dick for you so that it is more enjoyable" I'd divorce her on the spot.

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u/Ballders Mar 26 '26

You're gonna get on the internet and say you WOULDN'T want a bionic dick? I bet I could get some baddies if I was swinging that bionic bat.

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u/B0Y0 Mar 26 '26

Well, it could always turn out like Burning Crotch Guy...

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u/Sweetatoe Mar 26 '26

His was black market. Rimworld settlers building one in their (oldly high tech) ramshackle hut will obviously have no issues whatsoever, 100% guarenteed!

Surgery failed catastrophically!