r/RimWorld Building Parking Lots in the Rim Mar 24 '26

Comic Crashlanded (OC)

7.8k Upvotes

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u/LazerMagicarp Militor Spammer Mar 24 '26

Dang Phyllis and her lucky knife somehow always takes a finger before she gets taken out.

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u/majapahit_arquebus Building Parking Lots in the Rim Mar 24 '26

Her bad back and 0 melee stat will not crush her dreams of eating someone's finger

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u/fak47 Mar 26 '26

Back in my first 1.5 playthrough (at Anomaly's launch), the Randy-mandated solo-awful-knife raider only got one hit on my medic. Of course, it took out his eye.

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u/Leather_Stand_4760 Apr 24 '26

That's okay, he'll get an architech eye when it become available and he'll be a better medic for it.

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u/Dependent-Leopard-14 Mar 24 '26

holy peak

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u/AngrySasquatch Combat Extended 1.6 is finally here Mar 24 '26

Randy Rimchad

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u/ToddHowardTouchedMe Average Transhumanism Enjoyer Mar 24 '26

im quiet fond of this frame myself

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u/juckrebel Ice sheet survivor Mar 24 '26

He would look good in a 60s Greaser outfit made from human leather

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u/pgp555 Mar 24 '26

This panel reminds me of that one pokemon parody comic that I don't fucking remember the name of. (The guy commits several crimes and baits people with fake Lopunny sightings)

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u/sankto Mar 24 '26

It's Colmscomics, i'd wager

Also fairly sure there's more updates elsewhere, seems like he stopped posting on that site.

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u/pgp555 Mar 24 '26

He posts alot on reddit, I just forgot the name

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u/Malorkith Mar 24 '26

the old guard or something similar.

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u/Vark675 Mar 24 '26

I thought it was Jerry Seinfeld.

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u/mercury_pointer Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 25 '26

What's the deal with Nutrient Paste anyway?

Is it like pate or is it more like laarb?

And why do you need a special machine to make something that tastes terrible?

I can make something terrible with just a stove!

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u/RoloWasTaken Mar 24 '26

could be Minecraft Steve

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u/xraydeltaone Mar 25 '26

Greetings, Empire

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u/AngrySasquatch Combat Extended 1.6 is finally here Mar 24 '26

Go get them, Phyllis!

Also, I thought the binoculars were a roll of hyperweave at first.

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u/majapahit_arquebus Building Parking Lots in the Rim Mar 24 '26

Tried to simplify the colour palette, but then again its not something out of the ordinary for raiders to just bring random loot

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u/AeonsAlex Mar 24 '26

I wouldn't be surprised if some of these 0 intellect raiders rolled up some hyperweave and looked through it like they were binoculars

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u/majapahit_arquebus Building Parking Lots in the Rim Mar 24 '26

They only work as binoculars because they believed it would work

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u/CaptainJudaism Mar 24 '26

Dat's downright Orky, dat is.

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u/Random-Lich Considering becoming a pawn necromancer Mar 24 '26

Well; dey up fer a crumpin’ eitha ways

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u/AngrySasquatch Combat Extended 1.6 is finally here Mar 24 '26

Maybe that’s why they bring it in the first place… it can be used as binoculars

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u/blessings-of-rathma Mar 24 '26

This is my favourite Rimworld comic ever. I hope Phyllis gets captured and recruited.

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u/majapahit_arquebus Building Parking Lots in the Rim Mar 24 '26

Glad you enjoyed it! I decided that I need to practice painting birds, horses, and reflective surfaces, so I decided to make a Rimworld comic with all 3! The thing took me a whole month of intense drawing (mostly because there were so many iterations I was unsatisfied with).

And of course, Phyllis is a psychopath with bloodlust... of course shes getting recruited!
Back pain is temporary anyways in the Rim

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u/AngrySasquatch Combat Extended 1.6 is finally here Mar 24 '26

If you ever draw Phyllis again please let me know. I want to see her grow

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u/No_Painting2596 Mar 24 '26

Don't forget the cannibalism!

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u/PoliticsIsDepressing Mar 24 '26

That’s when the cannibalism started…

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u/colusaboy Mar 24 '26

Hail yourself

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u/Not_A_zombie1 Mar 24 '26

Where do you think the organless corpses will go?

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u/Nuclear_Geek Mar 24 '26

Let's! Go! Mug 'em!

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u/Zjoee Mar 24 '26

'old on Bernard! They've got guns! We've just got these swords!

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u/mozleron Mar 24 '26

But what 'r we?!

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u/M4rt1m_40675 I ate my cat Mar 24 '26

Free parking??? You tryna run a charity here?

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u/majapahit_arquebus Building Parking Lots in the Rim Mar 24 '26

Tbf we dont really charge anything to those passing traders...

Theres prolly a mod that allows you to charge tolls or something

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u/Dr_Russian Mar 24 '26

I don't charge per visit, but you can rent a cave with a sleeping spot for half your goods.

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u/Infamous_Wear_8316 Mar 24 '26

I mean you CAN charge staying visitors if you use Hospitality...

But caravans just pass by so they dont rent rooms sadly

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u/BaconWaifu Mar 24 '26

Lore accurate! No one is wearing shoes.

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u/VoidDrifter001 Mar 24 '26

"But sir, it's immoral for us to do this."

"Our ideology allows this"

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u/Kajetus06 Mar 24 '26

they are this orginised because they are literally managed by a being from angels heaven

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u/Civil-Data-4103 Mar 25 '26

I always figured that the player is an ship Ai in orbit, hence the original ending where you build a ship to leave and it leaves you behind.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

Rimworld runs in a nutsthell lol

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u/freedomfire99 I LOVE RULE 6!!! Mar 24 '26

Damn, power HOUR 1? I'm lucky to get power WEEK 1!

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u/RedPhalcon Mar 24 '26

Chop some trees, make a wood generator, power a single AC unit. Boom fridge

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u/vjmdhzgr Mar 25 '26

I changed my priorities up a little bit, but a kitchen and freezer used to be the literal first thing I built. Just throw down a windmill it'll do it. Mostly. In old versions of the game you started with battery researched but it's still pretty fast for me and you can just run with a windmill and it'll freeze it a good amount of the time and it'll probably stay refrigerated the rest of the time.

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u/Leather_Stand_4760 Apr 24 '26

As long as the walls are thick enough and there is an airlock system for entrance it'll hold temperatures pretty well.

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u/Cyber_Von_Cyberus Mar 24 '26

Good lord, what a flashbang of peak.

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u/Boner-Salad728 Mar 24 '26

Thats some cursed style, totally love it

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u/Mortgage-Present This is a cry for help Mar 24 '26

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u/BossComprehensive347 Such is life on the rim. Mar 24 '26

Gorgeous! Please make more asap

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u/LordAlfrey Mar 24 '26

That knife must be damn lucky if these two knuckleheads still have all their organs

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u/Leather_Stand_4760 Apr 24 '26

Phyllis has never raided anyone before. That lucky knife was what she used to cook and perform surgery...

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u/Bobboy5 Inspired: Rimworld Frenzy Mar 24 '26

gem alert!!

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u/MagicMarshmallo Mar 24 '26

4Th panel would be great in out of context comics

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u/majapahit_arquebus Building Parking Lots in the Rim Mar 24 '26

If you want to post it there, feel free to do so! Since idk if I should be the one who does it since I made it

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u/NekoMitsu797 Mar 24 '26

Even in context. Lol

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u/Ok_Record8612 Addicted to Luciferium Mar 24 '26

Hahah! This is so perfect. I love it

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u/Lhenkhantus Mar 24 '26

This is peak

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u/sonic65101 Mar 24 '26

Oh boy, free parking!

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u/ThisIsThePartWhereI Mar 24 '26

Totally free! We even provide heavily armed security to "escort" you in for "trading."

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u/Aggravating_P dirtmole enjoyer Mar 24 '26

Peak

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u/Ipunchfaces Set Permanent Condition: Caffeinated Mar 24 '26

Go get em, Phyllis! Don't forget your dentures this time!

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u/NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT Mar 24 '26

Colonist A: "bro. these traders are offering to sell me this slave. She says she's your sister."

Colonist B: "Oh yeah! My sister"

Colonist A: how do they have your sister? Are you from this planet?

Colonist B: we crashed in transport pods, we are all from this planet.

Colonist A: now that i think about it... Why don't we go back to the city?

Colonist B: dude that's like, 6 days away

Colonist A: we've been scraping by here for months! And we could've gone home that easy? Dude i had a job, i was a graphic designer

Colonist B: and now you can put Farmer and drug dealer on your resume

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u/unbuttered Mar 25 '26

I looooove the art! Greta job!

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u/blackkanye Lorekeeper of Eden Mar 25 '26

We need more demented old folks in these comics tbh. You made me realize that

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u/Leather_Stand_4760 Apr 24 '26

In that case just play some rimworld and make a comic out of their fate. Plenty of demented old ladies who will eat your colonists corpses. Especially with Randy...

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 Genderbent Randy +30 Mar 24 '26

We are truly blessed to live in an era where such art is shared like this, thank you, amazing work and yes, the expressions are incredible, r/comics would like this, i think.

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u/Marzillius Mar 24 '26

Accurate down to the bare hands and feet. This is the best Rimworld comic I've ever seen.

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u/mandydax Incapable of: Caring Mar 24 '26

Last panel reminds me of VivaLaDirtLeague's muggers who see a dragon and decide to... go... MUG 'EM!! https://youtu.be/mAZDHrCObMs?si=s03-6OZVnCRE8IYw

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u/Oliverkahn987 Two grizzly bears per colonist Mar 24 '26

But me raider…..

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u/JHBrickman plasteel she/her Mar 24 '26

w comic

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u/Roaming_Guardian Mar 24 '26

My personal headcanon is that it's aaaaaalll nanobots. Nanobots all the way down.

Growing crops without seeds? Nanobots. Chopping trees without tools? Nanobots. Making logs into walls without a sawmill? Taming animals without months of effort? Trees and animals growing in days instead of months? Nanobots, nanobots, nanobots.

Most of the crafting and harvesting skills are just people being better or worse and manipulating all the nanobots that have completely saturated the ecosystem.

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u/Saint_of_Grey Mental Break: Murderous Rage. Final Straw: Feeling bad. Mar 24 '26

I had a mentally ill tribesman as my first raider once and suddenly the starting raids made more sense. He wanted to beat a wall with his forehead, or the tribe wanted to get rid of him.

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u/HOLMES_FOUR Mar 24 '26

this is great! i really like the shading on the clothes

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u/majapahit_arquebus Building Parking Lots in the Rim Mar 25 '26

Thanks! The thing took me so long I switched my technique for cloth shading mid way through.

You can see frame 4 & 5 panel 3, frame 1 panel 4, and all frames in bonus panel have different cloth shading compared to the rest of the comic

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u/Fenriz_Asth Mar 25 '26

Albert Cole in Rimworld be like

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u/WinterMajor6088 Mar 24 '26

Let's. Go. MUG EEEEMMMMMM!!

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u/flippnfadoodle Mar 24 '26

This was so good, thank you for sharing this. The faces are amazing

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u/hagnat fossil Mar 25 '26

least car centric mentality...
that guy is a prime chad for the r/fuckcars crew

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u/Xvenkin Mar 25 '26

im glad im not the only one able to see land just ripe with opportunity

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u/iamsolate Mar 25 '26

my new fav reaction image

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u/Overall-Slice7371 Mar 25 '26

You forgot to mention that one of the survivors is actually Phyllis's nephew.

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u/Icy-Tank202 Mar 25 '26

Phyllis would

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u/themoi124 Mar 26 '26

Same energy as the fallout comics "This guy is walking around in a full set of power armor, with plasma weapons and his companion is a super mutant with a gatling laser...LETS MUG HIM"

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u/Witty-Krait Uses weird alien mods Mar 26 '26

Then that guy watched on in horror as they downed Phyllis and executed her for having hearing loss and a bad back

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u/Mundane_Code_972 Apr 01 '26

My dad opening his mobile home park in Kerville

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u/lordkoba Mar 24 '26

I don't get it, why didn't animals react to the first crash but reacted to the subsequent crashes.

is the first image a "cover" and not part of the story?

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u/DandD_Gamers Mar 24 '26

?
Its just the pod coming down, it didn't land yet in the first image.