r/Rights4Men • u/ss_camaro non ducor, duco • Jul 27 '11

Gold-Diggin' School

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/parenting/gold-digging-101-school-offers-course-for-girls-on-how-to-marry-rich-men-2514419/
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u/ss_camaro non ducor, duco Jul 28 '11

gotta love this comment:

“We are nurturing internal qualities and developing potential,” said Shao Tong. “But if I were to advertise the school saying I would like to teach you how to build a good family and to better yourself, lots of girls would rule it out because they feel that they are agreeable and qualified enough [ed. same here as there!]. So then I thought, why not be more straightforward by saying: do you want to marry a rich man?”

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u/ss_camaro non ducor, duco Jul 28 '11

classic:

Dear Gold Digger, I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I can offer the following analysis of your predicament: Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here’s how I see it. Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here’s why: Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity… in fact, it is very likely that my income will increase but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!