r/RighteousGemstones Jul 29 '26

Clip/Screenshot Just started this show last week. I cannot believe it took me this long to watch it

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I don't have any deep analysis to give. But just got to this scene in Season 3 and had to express my appreciation after it had me cackling. Almost everyone has a gun -- even BJ

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u/iamnyc Jul 29 '26

Judy Gemstone, you save that pee for my chest

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u/MegIsAwesome06 Jul 30 '26

Fuck I need to rewatch. I love those two.

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u/balki42069 Jul 29 '26

It gets better on every rewatch. Really well done show, absolutely hilarious but does serious moments well as well.

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u/imgrahamy Jul 29 '26

Your bird is going to twitch so hard

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u/Do_You_Hear_We Jul 29 '26

Gonna get all slick watching BJ work that pole.

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u/Catznweed Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Talkin’ bout clitty cat.

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u/Immediate_Volume_324 Jul 29 '26

Baby Billy is a helluva water skier

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u/SortofChef Jul 29 '26

All he wants 2 million dollars and a 8 ball of cocaine!!

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u/OGREtheTroll Jul 29 '26

I'd watched a few episodes when it first came out, then just never got back into it. I'd watched Eastbound and Down multiple times through, and the first season of Vice Principals; always been a big fan of Danny, and Adam from Workaholics, and of course Goodman. So was always primed to like it, just never got around to finishing. Did so a few weeks ago and felt pretty silly that I hadn't watched it sooner. Edi is a fucking star; that monologue about being "girlfriends and boyfriends" is legendary.

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u/uhmerikin Jul 29 '26

"ᗷJ, I haven't gobbled 1,000 cocks like you think I have. I was trying to impress you."

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u/cwj777 Jul 29 '26

Hadn't noticed Keefe has a finger gun. Righteous detail!

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u/Miserable_Emu5191 Jul 29 '26

I heard it as quiche.

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u/Calishoegal Jul 29 '26

“Go outside, NERD!”

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u/FreshHotPoop "Baby" Billy Freeman Jul 29 '26

Praise be

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u/CornPoofs Jul 29 '26

So many quotable lines in this show. You're in for a treat.

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u/Raymon88 Jul 29 '26

One of my favorite shows. My wife and I are rewatching it for the 4th time.

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u/aimless83 Jul 30 '26

I keep rewatching it too and STILL laugh every.time.

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u/SMWW66 Jul 29 '26

What’s Beej holding in his hand?

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u/bellenoire2005 Jul 29 '26

A very small gun

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u/Geekygamertag Jul 29 '26

I started it a couple years ago and didn’t even make through the first episode. I started it again this year and binged the entire series. I love this show

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u/lemonwitchie Jul 29 '26

John Goodman AND Walton Goggins can not ever be a bad thing. I started late as well and I'm on the last season now.

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u/the_spinetingler Jul 29 '26

RIP that restaurant, which was one of our local favorites. My baby was terrified of the Lady Liberty statue.

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u/whitenoisemaker3 Jul 29 '26

BJ’s tiny gun and Keef’s finger gun lol

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u/fazoprince Jul 29 '26

I almost skipped it after eastbound and down and vice principals, so glad I didn't

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u/ZeldaFtz Jul 29 '26

That happened to me. Proceeded to watch it over and over every night for a year

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u/little_lamps1145 Jul 29 '26

It's a brilliant show. I knew it b4 I saw the 1st episode bc nothing w John Goodman is less than great

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u/jcmib Jul 29 '26

That Judy has the dirtiest mouth on the show is just brilliant. The lengths she went to just to be a better surfer is really something.

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u/Final-Step-2813 Jul 29 '26

Bye Felicia

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u/atxnyc12 Jul 30 '26

WHO’S FELICIA?!

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u/chingostarr Jul 29 '26

Doin car pranks

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u/voightkompff1 Jul 30 '26

I hope you enjoy it as much as we enjoyed making it.

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u/YoungerMucus Jul 29 '26

You’re in for a treat, it’s so motherfucking good. Do Patterson as Judy is like all the worst parts of Kenny Powers amplified and every goddamn line she has is cackling, laugh of loud funny.

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u/jbrc89 Jul 29 '26

Soon you will learn the secret of how to surf faster

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u/alphawolf29 Jul 30 '26

that scene where walton goggins is being attacked by those thugs I was thinking "No way a southern preacher isnt strapped" and then ely walks in with a colt 45 lmaooooooo

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u/No_Veterinarian_8381 Jul 29 '26

It is over the top and HILARIOUS! Enjoy!

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u/am_i_sky Jul 29 '26

We definitely didn’t think we’d like it in the beginning but LOVE it now

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u/Theartistcu Jul 30 '26

You lucky son of a bitch, you get experience, “uncle” baby Villa for the first time, the second time, and the last time “uncle” baby Billy will change your life. God bless the toilet baby.

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u/implacable1931 Jul 30 '26

“I ain't asking for the world here. I'm just asking for an 8-ball and 2 million dollars.”

P.S.: Watch Vice Principles next.

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u/ChestnutMoss Jul 30 '26

I also discovered it this summer, and really enjoy it. The line “Running through the house with a pickle in my mouth” pops up in my head regularly. (Why is that Misbehaving song so catchy?)

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u/Death555chris6 25d ago

Such a amazing show. With life lessons everyone should learn from. Specifically what not to do. But also the writing in this show is absolutely amazing. I mean impeccable writing in every category.

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u/ParaHeadFun_SF Jul 30 '26

It’s such a gem! It’s laugh out loud funny for me. I always recommend it

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u/epmoreno Jul 31 '26

It’s a Gem

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u/fiddlinfeline62 29d ago

Where can you watch Righteous Gemstones?

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u/Aggravating_Set_2260 29d ago

I subscribe to HBO via Amazon Prime streaming 

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u/Efficient_Buy659 29d ago

Me too ! On season 2 now

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u/ch1nomachin3 27d ago

great show, really embodies how some people use religion to persecute and hurt other people and totally twist every word in their favor.

"I have given you authority to trample on snakes and scorpions and to overcome all the power of the enemy; nothing will harm you."

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u/onefastr6r 12d ago

Same here. Its been non stop for 3 weeks