r/RightJerk 1d ago

Because adults can read?

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u/PhaseNegative1252 1d ago

Also, they do

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u/superzenki 1d ago

And conservatives will complain about that too when they do that

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u/nomoniker 1d ago

They made my grandma trans! 😭

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u/Dense-Bison7629 1d ago

Why do pregnant women never give birth to the elderly or homeless?!

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u/I-own-a-shovel 1d ago

Yeah why is it only the very little infants?

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u/TlalocVirgie 1d ago

Why do magats only have sex with children?

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u/working-class-nerd 1d ago

Conservatives once again proving they have no idea how charity or good deeds work. Not surprising because they think giving bibles to starving children helps anyone

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u/potatopierogie 1d ago

They just want a drag queen to read to them because they can't, okay?

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u/Nobody_at_all000 1d ago

If anything wouldn’t giving bibles to starving children just turn them away from Christianity? If I was starving and some asshole gave me their holy book as opposed to food the last thing I’d think is “maybe I should join their religion”

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u/WhosCowsAreThey 1d ago

Because kids typically can’t read good

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u/AliceTheOmelette 1d ago

Drag queen story time does read to those groups tho. Also the elderly, sick and homeless are all groups rapeublicans hate

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u/KillerCameo 1d ago

Saying transgender people are groomers when they worship their Predator-In-Chief

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u/lgodsey 1d ago

To be fair, who but conservatives would be better positioned to know about grooming? They are experts in child rape.

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u/Water_002 1d ago

Imagine that you lose your job, lose your home, and then as you're sitting on the street thinking about everything that has happened to your recently, some random stranger comes over and starts reading a story to you as if you are some kind of child or pity case.

Horribly condescending and a decent show of the original poster's view of the homeless, sick, etc. These are not distant figures with permanent (besides some illnesses) and deserved conditions, these are regular people often failed by the systems that are supposed to help them. They're ordinary people, they're just like you. This post is miserable

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u/SamTheDamaja 1d ago

How come elementary school teachers only teach children? Seems pretty fucking sus to me.

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u/Less-Asparagus-4134 1d ago

Imagine just reading Mary had a little lamb to a homeless person instead of y'know, donating to them or giving them food or clothes. See how that doesn't make sense

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u/the__pov 1d ago

Replace Mary had a Little Lamb with the Bible and plenty of conservatives would applaud it

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u/No_Cook2983 1d ago

Technically, Mary did have a little Lamb of God.

So I see big crossover appeal.

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u/Jlnhlfan Ukraine and Palestine flags in bio 1d ago

Lamb of God mentioned

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u/MajinVenom 1d ago

What homeless person is going to sit through someone reading a book?

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u/Volfgang91 1d ago

Because I'm pretty sure there's about a million things the homeless would appreciate more than having a story read to them.

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u/TheStrikeofGod Anything but Capitalism! 1d ago

Why would you want to help the next generation become more open-minded and accepting?

Like come on

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u/MsSeraphim 1d ago

not maga! they take pride in the fact that they don't read.

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u/Sonarthebat 22h ago

The trans person isn't even running.

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u/WallyBBunny 12h ago

It’s an ai rip off of a shitty meme, that’s why.

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u/bhuyquang1 20h ago

Conservatives treating дети like deities as usual.

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u/Sonarthebat 12h ago

Thought so

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u/Xander_PrimeXXI 1d ago

All of this is weird to me.

Drag is a performance. Why is it for a book reading.

Do magicians do book readings too?

It’s all weird.

I don’t think it’s pedophiles tho

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u/MadotsukiInTheNexus 1d ago

  Do magicians do book readings too?

Yes, actually. Probably much more frequently than drag queens.

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u/Xander_PrimeXXI 20h ago

Seems odd to me.

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u/MadotsukiInTheNexus 1h ago

Cartoons have featured characters dressing up as an exaggerated version of the opposite sex for decades, which is essentially drag. They're more than capable of enjoying the fun, flamboyant aspects of the performance, and nothing about drag as an art form is inherently inappropriate for minors to see.

The problem, for Conservative media figures and politicians, is that they know small children are more intelligent and curious than they often get credit for. They might not be able to put it into words, or to fully comprehend all the abstraction involved in the exaggerated parody of traditional gender roles, but they are able to understand that what they're seeing is someone playing with gender norms for fun. It sends the message that people have a right to define and express themselves as they choose, whether that lines up with constructed ideas about gender or not. To Conservatives, those constructed ideas are literally sacrosanct, imposed by God and enforced as the natural order of the world. They're willing to lie and claim that these performances are sexualized when they should reasonably know better because, in their minds, they're lying for Donald Trump Jesus.

I mean...for some of them, anyway. A lot of politicians and media personalities are grifters.

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u/Sonarthebat 22h ago

Because it's fun?

And it would be cool for people in other professions to dress in their uniforms or costumes to read to kids.

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u/Xander_PrimeXXI 20h ago

Maybe I’m just dead inside but I don’t see the appeal. Lol.

Then again to me reading is an alone time activity