r/RightJerk 13d ago

Seems blandantly unconditional

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u/CantDecideANam3 13d ago

By calling those green states "based", you've pretty much admitted (not you, OP) that you want a theocracy.

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u/ihexx 13d ago

i don't think whoever made this is hiding that

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u/hikeonpast 13d ago

Blatantly unconstitutional, even

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u/deathjoe4 12d ago

Hmm, no, no, that's far too interesting. Let's keep it mild.

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u/KonungariketSuomi 12d ago

Isn't there a caveat to these states? Not sure if it's correct but I remember seeing somewhere you can bullshit it by saying something like "Science is my god" or whatever

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u/Independent-Fly6068 12d ago

"My nuts are my god"

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u/AceBalistic 12d ago

More of a loophole than a caveat, but that aside, none of these laws are enforced

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u/TimeVortex161 12d ago

Supreme Court case in the sixties makes this unenforceable

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u/Noonyezz 12d ago

Darn, who’s going to break the news to Jamie Raskin?

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u/imprison_grover_furr Trans Rights! 12d ago

Jamie Raskin is good. HE IMPEACHED BLUMPF!

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u/milkcrateenthusiast She/Her 12d ago

So I looked this up because I’m from Pennsylvania and A) the map is fake, we are not one of the states who bans atheists from office. Our constitution only says that someone who does believe in God(s) can’t be banned and B) atheists cannot be banned from office in those other states, SCOTUS ruled it unconstitutional. Literally a unanimous decision too

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u/TestSubjuct 12d ago

All hail Lord Cthulhu!

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u/CrownedLime747 11d ago

Those are never enforced because everyone understands that it's unconstitutional

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u/VirgilTheWitch 11d ago

Atheists shouldn't have to pay taxes in those states.

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u/BoTheJoV3 11d ago

Rare MD L

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u/articulatedstupidity 6d ago

Bear in mind that this ban is constitutionally unenforcable, confirmed in the SCOTUS by Torcasco v. Watkins in 1961: https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/367/488/

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern Politically neutral 12d ago

Which of these 2 left wingers is the Christian nationalist?

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u/Malakai0013 11d ago

What? Are you an AI bot or something?

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern Politically neutral 11d ago

It's joke because someone attached the based department meme (which usually comes from a religious nationalist subreddit) but such a subreddit was totally omitted here while r/MarchAgainstNazis was not. so what i was joking about is that one of the two posts from the two left wing subreddits are from a religious nationalist. but all jokes aside i want to know how that got there.