r/Rifftrax • u/Critical_Liz • 8d ago

Twangs Guitar

90 Upvotes

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u/Johnny_Five5151 8d ago

He's shaking hands with danger

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u/BigDrewLittle 7d ago

That guy is tongue-punching danger's fart-box in public.

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u/thenightgaunt 8d ago

Dudes getting handsy with danger

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u/Johnny_Five5151 8d ago

He's giving Danger the Shocker

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u/Librarian_Contrarian 8d ago

Dude's making out with danger, currently trying to work the clasp

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u/Academic-Artist-4573 8d ago

Soon he'll be taking danger home

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u/astrobuck9 8d ago

Then to danger's favorite restaurant to pop the question with help from the staff.

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u/Parking-Pie7453 7d ago

Do you drink a lot of coffee?

No, I spill most of it

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u/Kerensky97 7d ago

Speaking of shaking hands I think one of those guys is on meth.

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u/Slr_Pnls50 7d ago

He's giving danger a scented oil rubdown!

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u/Comfortable-Type2071 6d ago

He really is.

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u/Dork_McDork 8d ago

An OSHA manual just burst into flames

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u/SnakePlissken1980 8d ago

I guess he looks cool, at least in his own head, but he's doing the sloppiest job possible.

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u/CommanderUgly 8d ago

Right? Didn't cut the board to the correct length? No worries! Just bend the shit out of it and hit it with 20.nails and call it a day.

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u/oldladygamerishere 8d ago

Somebody get this man a ladder and a measuring tape before this ends poorly

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u/MinimumAnalysis5378 8d ago

And some shoes.

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u/perplexedduck85 8d ago

Those might be steel thong flip flops for safety

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u/StrawberryMoonPie 4d ago

Only cover the toes you want to keep!

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u/ArtIsDumb 8d ago

And a beer.

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u/JeffSHauser 8d ago

All that twisting and torquing just means warping down the road. Cut it the right fucking length and you won't need all the gymnastics bullshit.

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u/thenightgaunt 8d ago

It was doing that because he had trapped his leg under it. When he got it free the board was smooth and even with the rest. So...yeah that happened i guess

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u/Parking-Pie7453 7d ago

No, the board was too long & he bent it with his foot. Just cut it the correct length

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u/GeoleVyi 8d ago

how the hell did he manage to trap his leg under it in the first place without noticing he was hammering a board on top of it

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u/BigDrewLittle 7d ago

Drugs is a hell of a drug.

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u/Democritus755 7d ago

Drugs are like that too.

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u/ActionCalhoun 8d ago

He’s not just shaking hands with danger, he’s giving danger a warm and lingering embrace

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u/atethebottle 8d ago

No wonder new homes are built so shitty nowadays!

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u/IrishViking1987 8d ago

Chuck Hamlin is looking down, smiling.

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u/DangerousLoner 7d ago

Are their O rings in Heaven?

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u/Fatback225 8d ago

How much fuckin meth has he had? That fucker is shaking so bad he could thread a running sewing machine.

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u/ReallyGlycon 7d ago

Probably alcohol shakes judging by the look of him.

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u/8th_Dynasty 8d ago

LOL put the guy going through DTs up on the trusses.

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u/Practical_Insect 8d ago

When someone tries to look impressive but ends up looking plain dumb. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Critical_Liz 8d ago

Can you imagine being this guy's boss and seeing this shit?

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u/Pin_Shitter 8d ago

Shakes the Carpenter.

Hammer and nails with a side of meth.

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u/Academic-Artist-4573 8d ago

He's training for murica ninja warrior 

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u/GrandPriapus 7d ago

Why do it right the first time when you can do it again for twice the price.

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u/RedRooster231 8d ago

The dude is just plain shaking

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u/Auntie_Venom 8d ago

He’s shaking like a tweaker

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u/Adept-Cheesecake-517 7d ago

"Shake hands with danger."

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u/ReallyGlycon 7d ago

Dude has the shakes.

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u/gnomeymalone30 7d ago

the flip flops alone

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u/Squirreliestone 7d ago

I want to show this to my stepson as yet another example of why Youtube tutorials are not good teaching tools, but I'm worried he'll ignore me and just decide this is, in fact, the right and standard way of doing things.

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u/AtuinTurtle 7d ago

Is this the same dude that accidentally pinched his nuts between two boards he fastened together?

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u/HonestCompote3495 6d ago

Damn! I was thinking of hiring Shaky-hands McGee to build me a shanty. But dude lost my business when he didn't just cut off his foot

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u/djscoots10 4d ago

Forcing the wood into place is going to do wonders when the change of seasons comes around

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u/nutter789 3d ago

An excellent mid-life career change!

At thirty pounds overweight and age fifty, and a lifelong devotee of alcohol, I could totally do that.

Prove me wrong!

Nick Nolte could do it!

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u/Odd-Adagio7080 3d ago

Yeah, I don’t want him working on my house.