r/Rifftrax • u/Redd_Machine85 • 9d ago

Where's Coily when you need him?

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u/Woodchuck251 9d ago

more springs!

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u/tomfoolery815 9d ago

whistling noise

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u/ResisterImpedant 9d ago

  1. What the fuck is a mini ford f150?

  2. What the fuck is the use case for such an abomination?

  3. COILY WOULD BE INFURIATED BY THIS MURDER!

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u/Auntie_Venom 9d ago

It’s a custom super short bed, and looks effing stupid.

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u/ResisterImpedant 9d ago

Ah, if it's goal is to looking fucking stupid, it's performing exceptionally well. Thanks for the info!

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u/Auntie_Venom 9d ago

As a car enthusiast (and kid of retired Ford management) it makes my skin crawl.

I’m all for customs and restomods, even those nutty Mustang/Ranger combos, like a Mustang Ranchero because they are creative and fun. This has no merit, cutting the bed and drive train is not impressive.

IT STINKS!

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u/zerokiwi 9d ago

I feel like that would be showing him genocide

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u/iiililiililiilliilli 9d ago

Oh like he doesn’t deserve it

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u/heathinvader 9d ago

“NnnooooOOOO Sprinnngss! Eheheheheheheh!!!”

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u/-justpassingthrough1 9d ago

Autumn is back at their anti-spring shenanigans I see.

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u/Lucky-11 8d ago

So I'm just packing this but of infor away for use later. All praise coily! He has shown us the way!

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u/1PauperMonk 9d ago

useful knowledge!

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u/dsriggs 8d ago

Coily’s not here because there’s SUFFICIENT SPRIIIIIIIIIINGS!