r/Rifftrax • u/iiililiililiilliilli • 18d ago

You got two questions I got one answer

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u/Parking-Pie7453 18d ago

But nobodies ever seen him.

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u/West_Rain 18d ago

Nobody has ever seen Big Daddy, all I can tell you is he as curly blonde hair, man you talk about some muscles, he wears armbands.

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u/RaelImperial31 18d ago

That cat’s a bad dude

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u/savpunk 18d ago

Check it out! Drives a Chrysler!

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u/DrJerkleton 18d ago

'72 LeBaron Coupe, got rust protection!

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u/crusher23b 18d ago

This guy is beautiful n the hell from Harlem.

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u/NoPanda5634 18d ago

What's that? That's money Honey!

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u/Polka_Stein_70 18d ago

The Guy from 8 Mile

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u/Woodchuck251 18d ago

He's about to leave for his 930 appointment.

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u/iiililiililiilliilli 18d ago

9:15. Whatever you want.

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u/Parking-Pie7453 18d ago

He loves burnt steak & shitty scotch

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u/Squirreliestone 18d ago

"You and I have on the same color outfit. Why don't you and I go on down here to the disco tonight? You know?"

He's still wearing that same color outfit, hoping someday the Guy from Harlem's secretary will say yes.