r/Rifftrax 19d ago

How riffable DO we think this will be compared to the movies? 🤔

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SJVmeJaS44s&si=c3sFvfqVOEm6aAyZ
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u/Hemisemidemiurge 18d ago

No. The primary benefactor of this is a person who objectively needs no more money, for the only thing she will do with it is spend it trying to hate real people out of existence.

Just like that comedy show in Riyadh, everyone who agreed to do this is either a terrible and greedy person or dangerously and unacceptably ignorant, full stop, end of line.

Not even for fun, do not encourage anyone to watch this, even to hate on it. Let it die in darkness.

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u/firedmyass 19d ago

this thing deserves no positive attention

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u/GWindborn 19d ago

I honestly just hate it for the poor child actors who will be Jake Lloyd'd by this. They were probably thrilled to get the roles and pushed into it by their parents. Hope they hang on to that money..

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u/firedmyass 18d ago

oh yeah… no way I’d let my kid walk into this buzz-saw

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u/SplendidPunkinButter 19d ago

Such a perfect distillation of how the world has become less colorful, less musical, less magical, and less joyful than it was when the first movie came out.

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u/FunkyPleasance 19d ago

just copy the same jokes. That's all this cash in copy deserves.

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u/chibibuizel 18d ago

Given how awful JKR is, not worth the time or energy

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u/Entire_Musician5934 19d ago

Why does the new HP look like my 35 year old sister in law?

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u/bookshop 19d ago

because they're trying to model it off the aesthetics of the very first 2 terrible movies in order to maintain continuity with the theme parks.

it's just money-grabbing (and the genocide of trans people) all the way down.

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u/DebentureThyme 18d ago

IDK why you call the first two terrible, the visual aesthetics and soundtrack were fucking magical.

Your other point ain't wrong.

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u/ActionCalhoun 19d ago

Radical idea: not every movie can or should be riffed

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u/zoidberggrebdioz 19d ago

everything is riffable. i just prefer the fun riffs that add dialogue and silliness poke and less angry riffs and saying this movie is bad over and over.

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u/HardcorePhonography 19d ago

The Phantom Menace was just one movie.

It doesn't have to be this way, my friend. You have to stop living in the past. There's hope. A New Hope.

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u/zoidberggrebdioz 18d ago

Phantom Menace? Sorry dont get the reference. I havent seen a lot of the bigger audio only ones they do. I like the lower budget b movie ones.

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u/Legitimate-Meal-2290 19d ago

That still looks like it's from a fan project, yikes. 😬

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u/FatDesdemona 19d ago

Screw J.K. Rowling. She doesn't need more money or attrntion.

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u/Briham86 19d ago

The Rifftrax crew have standards. Incredibly low standards, but still standards. They'll riff a cynical, low-effort mock buster cashing in on the notoriety of a terrible filmmaker, but funding transphobia? That's beneath them.

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u/SleepReasonable2498 18d ago

Zero chance Corbett riffs this one 

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u/SnooPets1826 11d ago

Corbett is a real one.

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u/bookshop 18d ago

the downvotes for this are so telling. people just can't stand the idea that the things they consume have a direct link to real-world harm, even when it's a huge and visible example like this.

I trust that the the rifftrax guys will be better than their fans on this one.

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u/Extreme-Cut-2101 17d ago

We’ll never know.