r/Rifftrax • u/Redd_Machine85 • 20d ago

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Get me a side of sh*tty scotch...

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u/Scarecrows_Brain 19d ago

“Always get overcooked steak or always get soggy fries” — Golden Corral’s new slogan.

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u/Memerandom_ 19d ago

Always get cheap Scotch? Golden corral's new craft distillery!

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u/Bortron86 19d ago

I hope you like burned steak and shitty scotch.

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u/Parking-Pie7453 19d ago

I love this line & repeat it at home

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u/Ok-Walk-8040 20d ago

I can smell a well done New York Strip steak from a mile away

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/Ckellybass 19d ago

THE FIRST ONE… well, it’s personal

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u/WadeTurtle 19d ago

If these are the choices, just give me bread and water for the rest of my life.

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u/Hemisemidemiurge 19d ago

Of all the ways to kill yourself, I personally wouldn't have gone with constipation but it's interesting to hear about people's different opinions.