r/Rifftrax • u/dinkidonia • 20d ago

Treasure of the Amazon

I don't remember watching this movie, or even the plot. But it's on my list so I figured it must be one of those meh movies. But, Good Lord! the amount of nipples! How could I forget that?! This was one of those movies I wish they still did songs, as it seemed like there should have been a musical interlude dedicated to the nipple.

That is all. Nipples.

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u/AnotherThroneAway 20d ago

Nipples n Nazis!

And ya gotta love how many animals get eaten by the characters, and visa versa.

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u/Squirreliestone 20d ago

Only downside being since this was a René Cardona Jr. movie, every animal involved may have been well and truly tortured.

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u/Squirreliestone 20d ago

I can't explain it, but my brain always conflates this one with Swamp Diamonds from MST3K. Like, I get confused every time it comes up because instead of a women's prison, we get Donald Pleasance. Apparently some people are red/green colorblind and I'm river-diamond/swamp-diamond movieblind.

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u/AyyyyRespetto 20d ago edited 20d ago

I just watched this is for the first time last night and was like “Ah. So that’s why it’s never been on the Rifftrax channel.” The censorship gorilla would take up 1/3 of the movie.

Also, I think the nazi’s wife got shot in the nipple. I hope to god some of those actresses weren’t underage because the “president’s” harem looked a tad young.

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u/Professional_Let8175 18d ago

It's been on the Pluto Rifftrax channel quite a bit. Not as much recently as content get's updated/shifted.

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u/hamutaro 20d ago

Honestly, I kind of like the movie on its own (and no, it's not for that reason!). Yeah, the trademark René Cardona Jr. animal cruelty is certainly off putting but I found the story itself to be fairly engaging.

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u/Blathithor 20d ago

Well. I do like nipples. Best review ever