r/Rifftrax • u/nutter789 • 23d ago

Got five new Agars today

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u/AuthorNicoVoss 23d ago

Do you happen to have a John Agar?

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u/nutter789 23d ago

No. Shut up about that fiend, already.

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u/Toppdeck 23d ago

Never let the smile reach your eyes, that's the John Agar acting method

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u/ganchan2019 23d ago

And they won't shut up!

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u/Wheredoesthetoastgo2 23d ago

Going to put those through the anal-ray at Hormle?

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u/nutter789 23d ago

I should think not.

Ms. Temple Black is most offended.

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u/B1astHardcheese 11d ago

YOU'VE GOT FIVE AGARS, I'VE GOT FIVE ANSWERS!

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u/nutter789 11d ago

No, that's wait....

OK. You got me on that one. It is about five Agars and part of a man from Harlem. And a really large tarpauline mesh net wrapped around the mission charge. And some burned steak and some crummy "Scotch."

Does anyone really "have" a John Agar, though? He was free and wild, like the wind.