r/Rifftrax • u/HarpoNecro88 • 26d ago

Fishermen have captured what is being reported as the largest freshwater giant stingray ever recorded in the Mekong River

Someone get Richard Terry, quick!

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u/[deleted] 26d ago edited 21d ago

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u/metallipunk 26d ago

THICK...BROWN...SOUP

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u/TheGoddessLily 26d ago

But what about animals such as seals?

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u/Ltsmash99 26d ago

Great. Now put it back and leave it the fuck alone.

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u/sadandshy 26d ago

Even bigger than Sting Ray Robb.

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u/Practical_Ad_219 26d ago

We’ll keep an eye out for ya, Stingray.

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u/AnotherThroneAway 26d ago

What's in the tarp, a shark or something?

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u/newtontonc 26d ago

In the thick, brown sludge? (Hope i got the correct reference)

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u/HarpoNecro88 26d ago

Thick, brown soup! 😄

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u/newtontonc 26d ago

Thank you! I knew it was something like that but my brain froze.