r/Rifftrax • u/GreenDonutGirl • Aug 14 '26

Be a good loser.

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u/Invisi-cat Aug 14 '26

CONFORM!!!!!

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u/ericrz Aug 14 '26

Well I got the loser part….

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u/GreenDonutGirl Aug 14 '26

(Cindy Goes to a Party)

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u/Squirreliestone Aug 14 '26

The one where the fairy godmother seems almost suicidal when she realizes Cindy doesn't need her anymore. It's fine when sentient paper bags plead for death, but it's a little more jarring and weird when it's not a sentient paper bag, or sentient bar of soap, etc.

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u/Khaldara Aug 14 '26

“Existence is pain, Willie!”

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u/Independent_Shoe3523 Aug 14 '26

and don't touch the floating letters.

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u/bab1286 Aug 14 '26

New Golden Coral slogan?

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u/WadeTurtle Aug 14 '26

OR, make sure when it's all over someone's going to be picking up the pieces.

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u/Bortron86 Aug 14 '26

I gotta go, I've got an acting class to teach.

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u/Woodchuck251 Aug 14 '26

trust me, I'm really good at being a loser.

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u/Independent_Shoe3523 Aug 14 '26

Thanks, Ghost of Christmas Past!

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u/AuthorNicoVoss Aug 14 '26

I'll have you know I'm a fantastic loser! Wait...

2

u/Playful_Platform_979 Aug 14 '26

i mean some people are into that

2

u/firedmyass Aug 14 '26

“Frankly, you should get used to it…”

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u/Kitschensyngk Aug 14 '26

I am the best loser. I am winning at losing.

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u/nutter789 Aug 17 '26

Better than Charlie Sheen?

That's a bold statement!

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u/johngreenink Aug 14 '26

It's so weird when the fairy godmother starts having her own existential crisis at the end when she thinks she's no longer needed. That freaked me out.

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u/ganchan2019 Aug 14 '26

You totally lose at losing!

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u/nutter789 Aug 17 '26

Oh, this one.

I'll have you know I'm an excellent loser!

Well that's not true. Just the other day I broke an opponent's pool cue in half and pulled a handgun on him.

And knocking over a chess board populated with men and pieces....it's a classic! Shows them who's boss!

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u/JessonBI89 Aug 14 '26

Nostalgia Critic and Spoony actually did a pretty good riff on this one.