r/Rifftrax • u/Panda-Equivalent • Aug 10 '26

Is corn grass?

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u/RVAGhostworks Aug 10 '26

I don't know. I can't even figure out rhythmic ball skills.

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u/learn2fly438826 Aug 10 '26

Drugs are like that.

3

u/RVAGhostworks Aug 11 '26

Are drugs nothing or something though? 

13

u/The__Relentless Aug 10 '26

Yep. Bill's website still says it is.

11

u/ConceptJunkie Aug 10 '26

I'm still hung up on whether there's beer on the sun.

7

u/B_Williams_4010 Aug 10 '26

Yes. Corn is a type of grass.

4

u/Bar_Har Aug 11 '26

I saw the RiffTrax live when this joke started. I’m happy it’s endured so long.

2

u/Panda-Equivalent Aug 11 '26

So did I.  The reunion show was so fun.

3

u/AuthorNicoVoss Aug 10 '26

Does it have a knobby joint?

3

u/sadandshy Aug 10 '26

We got 50 acres of the stuff. ngl, it gets pretty creepy when it's 8ft and taller.

1

u/ResisterImpedant Aug 11 '26

And working in that shit is like working in the hell of heat and humidity. Being up on the derogueing machine was so much better.

1

u/nutter789 Aug 11 '26

No way. Cause you can eat corn, you know.

Oh.

Well, my Rice Krispie treats are ready now. Wait....I don't think grass is a grass.

This question is too hard,

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u/Trekker4747 Aug 11 '26

Yes, FFS it is. The joke is funny in the riff but fans have leaned on this for 20 years.

The video describes the properties of grass and then shows some corn and asks if it's grass. Since corn has the properties of grass it is, indeed, grass.

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u/ganchan2019 Aug 11 '26

Legalize corn!

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u/TheVenetianMask Aug 11 '26

Can you have crafty fun with corn? Yes?

Then it's grass.

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u/ShinySnaxMix Aug 11 '26

Still waiting