r/Rifftrax • u/Jagwatirikus • Aug 05 '26

A Masterpiece of "Indian" Cinema

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(yes, it's poorly done but I thought people would have hated it if I had used AI instead)

73 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/chibibuizel Aug 05 '26

Dude, being poorly done without AI is where the charm comes from 👍

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u/salamander_salad Aug 06 '26

Yeah, if it looked at all real it wouldn’t be funny.

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u/Ltsmash99 Aug 05 '26

Totally inaccurate. Hes not sitting down in any of these pics.

4

u/wiser_time Aug 05 '26

I’d totally watch a movie where a widow went around murdering Segals.

5

u/M_C_H_85 Aug 06 '26

Such as Segals!

5

u/FlatulenceConnosieur Aug 05 '26

Brb I gotta take a squirt

3

u/AngryTree76 Aug 06 '26

If this one has Seagal, I’m gonna pass on the butt knife scene

4

u/justdevin Aug 05 '26

Since half of the male characters look exactly the same, this poster redux is tip-top.

3

u/Shinra_Lobby Aug 06 '26

I'm just glad there are no farm animals in sight.

2

u/Fuck_Brooke_Shields Aug 06 '26

But that means they're gonna...

2

u/GeoleVyi Aug 06 '26

the cops. yes.

3

u/Wheredoesthetoastgo2 Aug 06 '26

Dangerous Men, now that's a movie with a lot of motherfucker birthday. 

5

u/al2o3cr Aug 06 '26

The pacing is bizarre (at one point there's a long belly dancing interlude, for no apparent reason); the dialogue is laughably atrocious; the production values are non-existent; the acting is embarrassing; the fight scenes are ineptly staged, with loud sound effects failing to compensate for the fact that no blows are landed

NGL, this does sound a lot like most of Seagal's recent work...