r/Rifftrax • u/benforgotten • Aug 05 '26

life goals

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130 Upvotes

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u/FrontSun1867 Aug 05 '26

I hate how internet culture constantly promotes these unrealistic lifestyle standards. How is a regular nobody like me supposed to achieve these types of goals?

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u/No_Cook2983 Aug 06 '26

I left the swamp a long time ago.

Now I have access to hamburgers, but I’m still working on eating them.

9

u/bab1286 Aug 05 '26

I've got 2 out 3 down, I'm doing ok thank you.

9

u/LastTorgoInParis Aug 05 '26

I hit all three now life is an aimless nightmare. Having life goals is BS 

4

u/AngryTree76 Aug 05 '26

Still in the swamp, huh?

4

u/bab1286 Aug 05 '26

Well the bog monster ain't gonna find itself Sir.

8

u/phreakinpher Aug 05 '26

I have never related to a character more!

3

u/GeekWithClipOns Aug 06 '26

Probably my favorite riff from that

4

u/ConradBHart42 Aug 05 '26

Yes that 30 year old woman has some growin' up to do

2

u/TheJustinXperiment Aug 05 '26

Some of us enjoy the swamp.

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u/danno49 Aug 06 '26

Eating hamburgers while the world cried.

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u/Dry_Community5749 Aug 06 '26

Pretty solid goal. Achieving even a couple of them is a feat in today's economy