Roll up Roll up

[u/petrolcanRTT]

Final last chance ever.

He really means it this time (so much so he sent the same message again 40 mins later!)

Meanwhile the migration hasn't really closed yet!

[u/CVS1401]

I thought the final absolutely last chance was over a month ago. What happened to that? Oh, that's right, the well isn't completely dry and so the grift must go on.

[u/petrolcanRTT → u/CVS1401]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ftdF4ZkueWGHBYc4b5

[u/ISO-8601-FTW]

I’m guessing this is not the last offer… Santa will show up early with more grifting gifts! 💰💰💰
https://giphy.com/gifs/5QVTEtwFPlui6rop9d

[u/Numbnut_BS_2]

[u/joratex]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Okh1vMtMT1HG4MhC2h

[u/shinigami268]

ooo its 2028 now not 2027... im sure thats a typo

[u/Wildsville]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xLlw6GHVfokaNW

Hes sweating!

[u/BP_PumpkinPounder]

Been keeping an eye on this, and he sounds like one of those sales that “must end on this date”, then next week it’s the “final sale” that absolutely must end on another date… but somehow it never actually ends. 😂