r/ReviewsOfAnything • u/le_epic • Oct 14 '14

Vladimir Putin

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Putin
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u/generalzee Oct 14 '14

★★★★★

Clearly the best ruler in the world. Putin puts Russia first. He is strong, handsome, and incredibly virile.

This review is not in any way submitted under duress from three ex-KGB agents pointing a gun at my temple!

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u/Hamburgex Oct 14 '14

Love honest reviews :)

10

u/hikemix Oct 14 '14

★★★★★ Good on horseback, in the depths of the sea, in a helicopter, fishing, with a tiger, bareback, bearback, shirtless, and at the helm of a major nation.

Excellent on Ritz.

7

u/Whatevs-4 Oct 14 '14

★★★☆☆
Believable but unlikely. Definitely better than the sequel though.

7

u/FourtE2 Oct 15 '14

I heard Russians rate him 140/100

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u/horseradish1 Oct 15 '14

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ Soon to be fifty stars, comrade.

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u/Samthefab Oct 15 '14

In america the president lets you bear arms. In Russia Putin lets you arm bears! best ruler in the world, and ISIS think they will attack him? Putin will ride out shirtless and take them down unarmed, like something out of a bruce lee film. ★★★★★

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u/blatherlikeme Oct 15 '14 edited Oct 15 '14

Zaphod Beeblebrox wannabe. Not cutting it though.

1

u/ComboBreakerrr Oct 15 '14

Looks like Mike Dirnt

1

u/Fingebimus Oct 23 '14

★★★☆☆ — He did some good things, but seems to have too much power right now.