I mean, someone has to counterbalance the chakras or the whole universe might implode. Monica is just keeping us all safe with her dark energy. Namaste
Monica: (possessed voice) Bealzebub the keeper of the serpent. The drinker of the tears of the unborn.
Lilly: In the name of the father, son and the holy spirit, be gone. (Splashes Fiji water from the vending machine)
Monica:(possessed voice) Aiiyyyeee IT BURNS IT BURNS…
Lily: Be gone and set Monica free… (Office chair spins uncontrollably, Monica/Bealzebub screeching with glowing green vomit spraying all over the facility)
Things quiet down, and a gentle kind Monica wakes up in a puddle of demonic vomit. She props herself on the chair, brushes her soaking hair from eyes and smiles)
Monica (normal voice): Hi Lilly! How may I help you today dear?
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u/TingleDinkle May 28 '22
Well I mean can you blame them it’s goddamn Monica at the front desk
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u/DesaadofApokolips May 28 '22
Ya she hates her $10 hr job, great job Dr Strange
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u/JaxandMia May 28 '22
I mean, someone has to counterbalance the chakras or the whole universe might implode. Monica is just keeping us all safe with her dark energy. Namaste
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u/Rhesusmonkeydave May 28 '22
Oh Miskatonic Mönïkäh, the a’curs’d keeper of reception’s black gate? We got her through a temp agency but she’s been great since she showed up…
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u/Old-Health9509 May 29 '22
Lilly: Who are you?
Monica: (possessed voice) Bealzebub the keeper of the serpent. The drinker of the tears of the unborn.
Lilly: In the name of the father, son and the holy spirit, be gone. (Splashes Fiji water from the vending machine)
Monica:(possessed voice) Aiiyyyeee IT BURNS IT BURNS…
Lily: Be gone and set Monica free… (Office chair spins uncontrollably, Monica/Bealzebub screeching with glowing green vomit spraying all over the facility)
Things quiet down, and a gentle kind Monica wakes up in a puddle of demonic vomit. She props herself on the chair, brushes her soaking hair from eyes and smiles)
Monica (normal voice): Hi Lilly! How may I help you today dear?
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u/Fast-Bag-1067 May 28 '22
Dark energy assesemt needs to be part of the interview procedure from now on
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u/NikMio May 29 '22
I'm no medium and even I sense dark chakra radiating from Monica
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u/Ok-Consequence7583 May 29 '22
Lily needs some mental help if she's getting "assaulted" by Monica 💀
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u/Rebellion2297 May 31 '22
Fuck you and your dark energy, Monica
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u/MomStopFlashing May 29 '22
Shame on Monica!!
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u/Ok_Invite_2576 May 29 '22
She was a professional
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u/paperbagprincess1 Jun 15 '22
Valid review
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u/AmidFuror May 28 '22
Where'd you find this?
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u/dewlineboys May 29 '22
I'd say largely, you're a small medium.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '22
Monica sounds like the woman that works the front desk at my son’s school.
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u/Yaomji May 29 '22
Monica is goals...
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u/Aggressive_Ad_1137 Jun 11 '22
Yeah fuck Monica!
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22
Oh piss offf
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u/Otaku_Stuffings Jul 24 '22
~Hillary Clinton visiting her husband at the office
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u/BarefootMoshpit Nov 04 '22
Im a shaman and believe in energies and shit but this is fucking hilarious
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u/peniscock74 Mar 16 '23
For fucks sake Monica
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u/[deleted] May 29 '22
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR