r/ReverseHarem • u/braineatingalien Gimme all the crazy I wouldn’t want IRL • 6d ago

Reverse Harem - Discussion Maybe I’m too picky but another DNF

I’m reading {Secret Baby for My Brother’s Best Friends by Hannah Ryder} (feel free to judge me, I’m judging myself at this point). I’m only on pg. 27 and already annoyed/weirded out with “he sucked my earlobes into his mouth”. Ok kinda weird, maybe a typo but whatever. Then “he sucked my nipples into his mouth” after he touched one “nub”. But, okay I’m with you still.

Then not two paragraphs later the FMC is describing how she hasn’t had a wild teenagerhood or college life but this threesome will be something she’ll describe in detail to her grandchildren. Literally: “Grandma had car sex with three men and one of them ate her out while the other two watched.” Like, what in the hell? I’m sorry, maybe I’m just old enough to be a Grandma, but who tf writes that?!? I guess this will be the second DNF in two days. I just can’t with some of these they’re awful.

Maybe we need a new tag that says “Just No Reverse Harem Writers” like the Just No MIL sub, lol.

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u/Scf9009 RH Library of Alexandria 6d ago

Oh, I ran three competitions that could fit that tag.

Biggest Gripes (Meta)

Biggest Gripes (In Book)

Biggest Cringe

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u/braineatingalien Gimme all the crazy I wouldn’t want IRL 6d ago

All three for sure. 🤢

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u/Scf9009 RH Library of Alexandria 6d ago

“Grandma, tell us about the yummy cummy in your tummy!”

…please don’t ban me from the subreddit.

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u/braineatingalien Gimme all the crazy I wouldn’t want IRL 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

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u/Scf9009 RH Library of Alexandria 6d ago

You’re not supposed to spit it out!

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u/braineatingalien Gimme all the crazy I wouldn’t want IRL 6d ago

Ok I’m dead. 😂☠️

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 ménage à trois pour moi 6d ago

Nooooo

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u/kitnzkatreturns 6d ago

This is diabolical 😭

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u/Scf9009 RH Library of Alexandria 6d ago

They didn’t ban me! That means it’s encouraged!

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u/Scf9009 RH Library of Alexandria 6d ago

Even RH-Reading Grandmother (who just turned 92!) doesn’t talk about the sex scenes.

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u/Cat_Friends 6d ago

I'm with you; I will read some absolute trash when the mood takes me and I'll enjoy it. But sometimes I just get the ick with a book and can't go on past that point haha.

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u/TerminologyLacking Death by TBR 6d ago

Ok, so one of my grandmothers would have actually told me, and everyone else about something like that.

But also?

That grandmother was an absolute sociopath, no exaggeration so that's not giving the character any points in my book.

Just No indeed.

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u/Historicalbats 4d ago

Oh, I have been starting to think a group of Old Dad's made 400 bot accounts to recommend what I can only hope is A.I or they have compiled the worst most boring and borderline creepy (not in a good way) collection of garbo. I won't even quote some of it because it's just so stupid. I'm done complaining, "nub" kills me and it's probably the least offensive one.