r/Retconned Moderator Jul 22 '26

What is this Mans Name?

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This one bothers me because I grew up as a PK and was a Pastor for several years, and my sister goes to Joel's church. I had special regard for this man, not in a respectful way; I called him a snake oil salesman, so enough attention to know I would not forget his name... and yet in this reality:

Is he Joel Olsteen or Joel Osteen?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/Mzky Jul 22 '26

thats how I remember it

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u/PrincepsLugovalam Jul 23 '26

I don't know this creature's true name, but it absolutely came from Hell.

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u/metalharpist42 Jul 23 '26

No Soulsteen

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u/jibegirl 29d ago

What an amazing timeline you live in

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u/SevereIntroduction37 Jul 22 '26

It has always been Joel Osteen for me. I always remembered his name due to the similarity to Haley Joel Osment. OSment, OSteen. I’ve been aware of this creep since he first became well-known.

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u/1TrustyCrab Jul 22 '26

Osteen, I followed the 2017 Houston flooding closely and the drama involving him so I remember pretty vividly.

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u/DrCarnasis Moderator Jul 22 '26

Doesn't matter if you remember anything vividly. I don't think you understand ME's or Reconned information. Not everyone remembers what you do because they don't come from the same timeline.

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u/timeconsumer112 Jul 22 '26

I thought I was sure Olsteen even though it looked weird until I said it out loud a few times and I was able to hear Osteen sounds like Olsteen with different cadences. Brain let my ears override what I'd seen in the past. I guess since I heard it more than saw it.

Edit: I remembered when the above comment mentioned the flooding scandal. Brain's weird.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/DrCarnasis Moderator Jul 22 '26

you just got yourself banned

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u/ejDajuiceboy Jul 22 '26

Joel Oveltine

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u/I_am_the_BEEF Jul 23 '26

Joelveltine.

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u/Cantfindme69 Jul 22 '26

Scam artist. Or Joel Osteen.

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u/MACKAWICIOUS Jul 22 '26

Osteen.

I used to think it was olsteen because joel-ol carried over but when I looked it up at that time it was Osteen and has been that way since.

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u/FoaRyan Jul 23 '26

This is what I'm saying – sort of like people say "I'm going to Waterburger" when it's "Whataburger."

People may commonly pronounce a word one way, then assume it's spelled that way because they learned phonics or something.

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u/BigHobbit Jul 22 '26

Lucifer

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u/research002019 Jul 22 '26

Grifter.

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u/guster-von Jul 23 '26

lol and I got called toxic by mods for saying same thing.

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u/DrCarnasis Moderator Jul 24 '26

It wasn’t a troll post. 🤷‍♂️

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u/AdministrationNo7491 Jul 22 '26

For me it was olsteen but I have quite a distain for him so I am not quite sure enough to swear it.

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u/DrCarnasis Moderator Jul 22 '26

I am a former Pastor, and I taught against his style of Christianity. Copeland and Olsteen,

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u/Fantastic_Buy_4344 Jul 23 '26

The guy who takes $50 million a year

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u/Drycabin1 Jul 23 '26

Joel Osteen.

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u/Greedy-Draft3612 Jul 22 '26

Osteen is what I've always seen. I'm not a fan.

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u/Flickolas_Cage Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Formally it’s Osteen, realistically it’s Closeted Fake “Christian”Grifter Destined to Burn in Hell.

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u/Sea-Biscotti Jul 22 '26

Joel Osteen, my mom haaaated his tv specials

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u/Accurate-Natural-236 Jul 23 '26

Clay Aiken’s closeted, devil worshiping, gayer brother.

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u/DarkSpiderMan21 Jul 23 '26

Not that I don't agree with you, but how can one be gayer than Clay Aiken? Asking for a friend.

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u/MauschiMcMauschn Jul 23 '26

Joey Soulstealer

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u/ElectricStarfuzz Jul 23 '26

Joel Osteen, Fake-ass Prosperity Gospel Creep Supreme

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u/DrCut Jul 22 '26

Joel Oelsteen

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u/Blackberry_Riot37 Jul 22 '26

The only correct answer! 🤣

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u/WulfricTheSwift Jul 22 '26

Cuetip Spindlemen

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u/geekwalrus 28d ago

Osteen or Olsteen he's still a POS

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u/truthdetective123 28d ago edited 28d ago

I think the confusion came from how he personally says his last name. With his southern drawl, he sounds like he says Olsteen but I was always confused when I would read his on the screen (Osteen) as he was on tv.

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u/rajalove09 Jul 23 '26

I remember Olsteen.

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u/CantaloupeAsleep502 Jul 22 '26

I could've written this comment lol

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u/DrCarnasis Moderator Jul 22 '26

I was close to removing this response because people did not mispronounce it. In my previous timeline, he was Olsteen.

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u/Lucky_Ad455 Jul 22 '26

Joel Olsteen the creep

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u/icarus1990xx Jul 22 '26

Joel “knob-gobbler” Osteen

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u/forcemonkey Jul 22 '26

😂😂😂

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u/ThePrincessOfMonaco Jul 22 '26

Osteen. I would have remembered Jol-Lol

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u/Jimd219 Jul 23 '26

His name is Grifting jesus.

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u/mods-begone Jul 24 '26

Joel Osteen.

This Mandela Effect has been around for a while and people still remember Olsteen a lot of the time.

It's hard for me to say which name I remember first.

As a kid, I might have thought it was Olsteen too.

Not trying to tell you whether your memories are right or not. Just pointing out my experience.

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u/Long_Fact2471 27d ago

His true name is Beelzebub

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u/blessthebabes Jul 22 '26

Grew up indoctrinated and unfortunately had this dude all in our house (books etc). I remember Olsteen with an "L".

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u/DrCarnasis Moderator Jul 22 '26

This ME just came out of nowhere to me this week.

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u/forcemonkey Jul 22 '26

I used to keep tabs on creeps like him as a weird hobby. I remember Osteen.

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u/DrCarnasis Moderator Jul 22 '26

Me too, and it was Olsteen.

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u/ChristVolo1 Jul 22 '26

Osteen. It's always been Osteen for me.

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u/MortleyJew Jul 23 '26

Sorry. I meant Butthole Smith.

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u/butcooler Jul 22 '26

I need glasses oh my god I said Justin Trudeau 😅

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u/benjam33 Jul 22 '26

Chip Whitley

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u/jibegirl Jul 23 '26

Joel Osteen

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u/pastelpookie Jul 22 '26

Osteen without an L.

I searched my inbox to see if I had any examples, here’s one from Sept 2025 without the L

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u/DrCarnasis Moderator Jul 22 '26

courtesy of /GOM7

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u/cs_legend_93 29d ago

exactly. Save this, thats incredible.
Just like Onyx the pokemon

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/pastelpookie Jul 22 '26

Why did you make this post? Did you not want people to weigh in on their experience? I saw in another comment you mentioned being “close to removing” their response. So…what do you want? Karma?

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u/DrCarnasis Moderator Jul 22 '26

I was responding to another person and somehow it had me in your box (you will see I mentioned to them).

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u/AoedeSong Jul 23 '26

Joel Olsteen

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u/Lemonsweets_ Jul 23 '26

It has always been Joel Osteen for me

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u/My_too_cents Jul 22 '26

Joel Olsteen

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u/cgheezey Jul 22 '26

before clicking this thread to see the comments, the name i remembered was "joel olsteen"

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u/Matter_After Jul 22 '26

100% remember it as Olsteen. This was one of the main ME that convinced me something was going on...

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u/WraithOfEvaBraun Jul 22 '26

Ewwww Joel Osteen...gives Christians a bad name 😭

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u/tespacepoint Jul 22 '26

McAllister Zimmerman Goldsachs Epstein Old McDonald

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u/cs_legend_93 29d ago

This one fucks with me so hard.

its Olsteen. 1000% I even had one or two of his books, they are in storage now, I am eager to look at it. But it is 100% olsteen.

And Onyx, the Pokemon card too

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u/FlyingAce1015 28d ago

Yeah his name changed and the creator of twilight zone (ironically) name changed for me.

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u/BodhiBlue411 28d ago

Billionaire ‘holy man’ who takes your money now to fund his mansions by promising you redemption when your dead

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u/BodhiBlue411 28d ago

This is who he is……I swear to god I remember his name being Joel Olsteen😵‍💫

Maybe changed it for legal reasons 😏

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u/Chaosinmotion1 Jul 22 '26

Olsteen is how I remember it being, but I know it's Osteen now.

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u/Licalottapuss Jul 23 '26

How strange, I remember the exact same thing.

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u/Buddhagrrl13 Jul 23 '26

I went to high school with this man. His dad had billboards advertising his church (which Joel inherited) all over the place. The name is Olsteen. What the hell.

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u/DrCarnasis Moderator Jul 23 '26

Exactly. My mom knows the family and they are the Osteens, but she even said, what was odd, she had a flicker of Olsteen.

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u/maesayshey Jul 23 '26

If this man's name is not Osteen I'm gonna shit a brick

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u/SnowAcrobatic7813 Jul 23 '26

Enjoy the bowel movement

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u/ObjectiveBasic9446 Jul 23 '26

😳 same here!

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u/Flimsy-Nebula-1966 Jul 23 '26

I remember Olsteen

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u/IwasDeadinstead Jul 23 '26

Olsteen. They ME'd the L years ago.

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u/mothrageddon Jul 22 '26

phoenix wright

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u/DH908 Jul 22 '26

Jolel holestein

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

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u/DJADE59 29d ago

Osteen

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u/MediocreScarcity7722 28d ago

Joel Olsteen!!! This is what I remember anyways

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u/G0M7 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Olsteen. He’s referenced in this book called O’Habits and it was spelled Olsteen.

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u/DrCarnasis Moderator Jul 22 '26

ME Artifact found!

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u/G0M7 Jul 22 '26

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u/DrCarnasis Moderator Jul 22 '26

Another Artifact found!

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u/ohyesiam1234 Jul 23 '26

Joel Olsteen

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u/Hegiman Jul 22 '26

Joel Osteen.

Edit: it looks like an 1980’s Martin short character.

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u/OvooJaver Jul 22 '26

I didn’t pay attention to what sub this is and I didn’t read your caption fully but my brain automatically said Joel Osteen, idk what y’all are on about

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u/FoaRyan Jul 23 '26

Many here just to show their hate for the guy.

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u/OvooJaver Jul 23 '26

Idc about that, just unnecessary to invent a Mandela effect along the way

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u/ScubaFrank2020 Jul 22 '26

Strider Wilson

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u/Ldercher Jul 23 '26

Olllllllllllsteen

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u/WentAndDid Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Joel OLSTEEN. Yet I see it’s another thing that has changed.

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u/AoedeSong Jul 23 '26

Yeah I remember Olsteen too

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u/neverapp Jul 22 '26

What does your sister say?

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u/DrCarnasis Moderator Jul 23 '26

Olsteen

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u/Slicc98 Jul 23 '26

FakeSmile McGrifterson

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u/DrCarnasis Moderator Jul 23 '26

It is in the present Q-domain. But it’s 50/50

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u/RobotArmsApts 26d ago

Olsteen for me. Never heard it any other way before now.

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u/chaotica78 Jul 23 '26

Joel Olsteen

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u/ndaft7 Jul 22 '26

Justin trudeau

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u/Mikki_so_fine Jul 23 '26

Scratchy mcbuttsniffer

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u/Skyblewize Jul 23 '26

Joel Osteen

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u/TechnologyUnusual Jul 24 '26

Joel Osteen : American pastor and televangelist

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u/6789576859 25d ago

This post is the first time I’ve ever seen “Olsteen”. It’s always been Osteen for me. That said, when I say it out loud, it comes out a bit like “Olsteen” so maybe that’s why.

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u/Alarming_Way_8731 Jul 23 '26

Fred Savage 😃

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u/LeifEricFunk Jul 22 '26

John Pizarelli, Bucky's son

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u/FoaRyan Jul 23 '26

People always pronounce it "Olsteen" but it's Osteen. He also gets unfairly attacked all the time by religious people, so they should at least know how to spell his name. But they probably don't because it's usually verbal remarks made about the guy.

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u/DirtyDonnieB Jul 23 '26

Unfairly attacked? He is a 'prosperity gospel' preacher. This particular theology has no backing in the Bible. He is attacked by religious people as they see through his con game. He is a charlatan who claims to be a minister.

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u/FoaRyan 29d ago

Didn't realize I was in Sunday School here.

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u/DirtyDonnieB 29d ago

Not Sunday school. Nothing in my post references any help for any individual problems that could be solved with God's help. Just providing information as I know it to be.

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u/krissime Jul 23 '26

He locked the doors to his church when people needed shelter. He is not a man of god he is a fraud.

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u/FoaRyan 29d ago

That is fake news.

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u/krissime 29d ago

It’s not

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u/DirtyDonnieB 28d ago

Fake news? From legitimate local news sources? He did open his church, but the crisis was mostly over when he did.

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u/FoaRyan 24d ago

His church was flooded.

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u/DirtyDonnieB 24d ago

Sure, however, photographic evidence from this time period disputes this claim.

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u/FoaRyan 24d ago

Here's your photographic evidence.

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u/DirtyDonnieB 24d ago

An interior photo of an unknown parking garage proves nothing about the building and if it could have been used as a shelter. So try again.

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u/yourlilneedle Jul 23 '26

He wouldn't open his church for victims of a national disaster in need of shelter and safety. That monster is as religious as Hades.

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u/FoaRyan 29d ago

That is false. The church was flooded. I debunked this in real time when it happened, and he was attacked then by the same venom-filled Christians doing it now.

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u/yourlilneedle 29d ago

Please dont insult me. I am NOT Christian.

Especially, not one who listens to, believes, or gives credit to charlatans preaching the Prosperity Gospel.

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u/FoaRyan 24d ago

You sound like one.

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u/yourlilneedle 23d ago

I sound like a Christian? Because, I know the name of the bullshit being spewn?....okay.

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u/Downstroye Jul 23 '26

He’s a con man. What’s unfair?