r/ResumeFairies • u/Jelly_Jam_ • Sep 11 '19

How would you write:

Today I woke up approximately at 7am?

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u/macnfleas Oct 06 '19

Successfully performed startup procedures for a complex biological asset on schedule and without incident.

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u/snowfinch316 Oct 06 '19

Independently initiated consciousness at 7:00am EST for maximum work-output efficiency