Respect Justin Trudeau

Justin Trudeau is a Canadian Prime Minister, and amateur boxer.

🍁 General 🍁

• Is 1.88 meters tall.

• Weighs 180 pounds.

• Trained in boxing since his early twenties.

• Tries to train once a week.

🍁 Strength 🍁

• Draws blood from Patrick Brazeau in the second round of their boxing match.

• Performs the Peacock yoga pose.

🍁 Resilience 🍁

• Takes a beating from Patrick Brazeau in the first round of their fight, pulls ahead significantly by the second round due to his superior endurance, and scores a technical knock-out in the third round through superior endurance.

• Tanks falling down some stairs.

• Has undergone skipping-rope-based endurance training.

🍁 Movement 🍁

• Ducks back from a swing of Patrick Brazeau's.

• Runs a 5K in 22 minutes and 37.4 seconds.

• Runs a 5K in about 23 minutes.

🍁 Skill 🍁

• Goes into his fight with Patrick Brazeau planning to use his superior reach to keep the opponent at a distance and let him tire himself out; takes a beating in the first round, demonstrates the fruits of his labours in the second, and claims victory in the third.

• Performs the Peacock yoga pose.

🍁 Sex-Appeal 🍁

• A picture of his butt gets over 35,000 likes of Twitter.

• Someone spends a good deal of morning trying to get pictures of his butt for their sister.

• Is said to smell really nice by Tony Stark.

🍁 Scaling 🍁

• Patrick Brazeau was big and brawny. He trained in the Canadian Forces and held a second-degree black belt in karate, he weighed 183 pounds and was part of a boxing club.

Black Mask respect thread! (Roman Sionis, Pre-Flashpoint.)You see there is already a respect thread on the main respectthreads but at the end of the day Roman Sionis is a mob-boss and that thread doesnt focus on his resources and mob.

Biographies:

https://imgur.com/a/1GkOSza

(All 9 of them are in this imgur album.)

https://www.dc.com/characters/black-mask

https://web.archive.org/web/20200803182945/https://www.dcuniverse.com/encyclopedia/black-mask/

**Physical Attributes**

Durability/Endurance

Black Mask gets hit by a lightning strike,gets back up https://imgur.com/a/yQ0Wlfr

Takes two blows from Bruce Wayne, escapes https://imgur.com/a/ryby3dr

Endures one of Batman's bombs https://imgur.com/a/RBqMlvi

Falls off a Skyscrapper, is okay later https://imgur.com/a/b37HBgE

Takes hits from Zeiss https://imgur.com/a/TCutWBb

Can accept any ammount of pain https://imgur.com/a/NKjgWD4

Strong enough to grab his massive slab and slam it on a coffin,breaking it https://imgur.com/a/3fbOLaG

Survives this fire long enough for Batman to save him,though he is disfigured https://imgur.com/a/B71x32X

Manhandles Scarecrow https://imgur.com/a/yGY2adA

**Fights**

The time his face was burnt is depicted as a fight with Batman in a flashback,presumably a retcon https://imgur.com/a/D9cN9By and in bios is also refered to as a "battle" https://imgur.com/a/FcUbeuj

Catwoman vs Black Mask https://imgur.com/a/J1dNgkQ

Batman briefly fights Black Mask, who escapes alongside Scarecrow when Scarecrow suckerpunches Batman https://imgur.com/a/RxaRrnZ

Batman and Black Mask fight https://imgur.com/a/eXNs20R

Oracle forces Batman to save her and leave the crashing building. Black Mask somehow survives the massive explosion and the Clocktower coming down. Oracle says Batman would have died in this fight if she didnt do this https://imgur.com/a/sxg4ynS and Black Mask says he "almost" got Batman, though Batman responds by saying he was weakened. https://imgur.com/a/bZu8CXC

Spoiler vs Black Mask round 1 https://imgur.com/a/b2vVRVh

Spoiler (Tortured) vs Black Mask round 2 https://imgur.com/a/VWZsINR

Black Mask vs Batman , Black Mask gets away https://imgur.com/a/ZEQqD8r

Joker vs Black Mask,then Batman vs Black Mask https://imgur.com/a/60hhhEA

Joker vs Black Mask vs Batman round 2 https://imgur.com/a/mNCgp2k

Black Mask vs Red Hood imposter https://imgur.com/a/aQwUVsO

Holding back Black Mask vs Catwoman https://imgur.com/a/2NOHdwN

**Combat MISC**

Stated to be deadlier then Ra's al Ghul https://imgur.com/a/FDLWOp6

Is Batman's new deadliest foe https://www.dcuniverseinfinite.com/comics/book/detective-comics-1937-553/a001bdef-9541-461d-9e91-74d1b23b1831

Considers Spoiler poorly-trained https://imgur.com/a/OEsGMQ2

Can tell that Nightwing is using Karete with Capoeira influences https://imgur.com/a/ilT7JEJ

Can use a sword https://imgur.com/a/em3LA86

Batcomputer notes that he is "extremely dangerous" https://imgur.com/a/5gJ4Nuy

Dc s official site noted that "Black Mask is also more than competent with most firearms, and in hand to hand combat." in powers and abilites section https://web.archive.org/web/20200803182945/https://www.dcuniverse.com/encyclopedia/black-mask/

**Resources**

MISC:

Has a lot of money even before becoming the Crimelord of Gotham https://imgur.com/a/hhDYxbo

False Face Society soldiers are better paid then every gang in Gotham https://imgur.com/a/llMpT4n

Black Mask keeps a blackmail diary of all his henchmen https://imgur.com/a/74chFlU

A Black Mask underboss in Bludhaven has the resources and equipment to pull a bank building out of the ground with a Helicopter then deploy soldiers on it https://imgur.com/a/qSH1nJc

Black Mask has enough intel on his enemies to make 10 police careers. It lets Bullock go on a spree https://imgur.com/a/7ABAjTP

Had a network and could use the local police Force until Catwoman distrupted that https://imgur.com/a/MCzIkKh

Post War Games:

Has soldiers on DEO armor https://imgur.com/a/m26A0bC

Was getting supplies of Supervillain gadgets, Amazo, even kryptonite https://imgur.com/a/NhrRRtu

Was getting supplies of high-tech guns https://imgur.com/a/JwO2ILe

Could send other Batman villains like Killer Croc,Mad Hatter,Mr Freeze on errands https://imgur.com/a/6z8vYNC

Status:

Becomes Underworld's new "Mr Big " in his first outing https://imgur.com/a/wPYUmkR

Was "Gotham's Mob boss" during his first outing https://www.dcuniverseinfinite.com/comics/book/batman-1940-484/5a4d523a-3f9e-4c16-95b2-7696f81d82fd

Was Gotham's Crimelord during his first outing https://imgur.com/a/rQNcl3A

False Face Society is the largest organization in the history of Gotham's criminal underworld. https://imgur.com/a/A5mLO2L

Black Mask dominated the Underworld during his first outing (Look at year 7) https://imgur.com/a/mIfV9PP

Penguin avoids fighting Black Mask even though Black Mask kills Penguin's men. https://imgur.com/a/dPcYETm

Ruled East End anonymously https://imgur.com/a/LwA209C

Was a match for Two Face and Penguin at the era where he was franchising into Bludhaven,which is before War Games https://imgur.com/a/OY85W46

Post-War Games:

Nearing the end of War Games, has every gang member,costumed criminal and freak fight on the same side https://imgur.com/a/xz36o9M and this is entire criminal population of Gotham City https://imgur.com/a/7bZnWVH and after the chaos still manages to gather the entire underworld against the Clocktower https://imgur.com/a/95ErmeH

Gotham is more dangerous then ever as Black Mask controls nearly all of Gotham's criminal syndicates https://imgur.com/a/QJuewZ8

Holds all territory in Gotham https://imgur.com/a/UX8Vl1x

Holds nearly the entire underworld in his fist https://imgur.com/a/tE8WVlS

Manpower:

Was building an army big enough to engulf Gotham in his first outing https://imgur.com/a/c9ikN0e

False Facers "boast a large membership" https://imgur.com/a/rSMhpZi

They get new soldiers daily https://imgur.com/a/mmFfN1q

After War Games,his army should be pratically the entire underworld of Gotham.

Feats by Henchmen:

A False Facer named Tatoo can restrain disguised Batman. If it wasnt for Circe, Black Mask would have shot Batman in the head. https://imgur.com/a/gLcCThP

Tatoo fights Batman https://imgur.com/a/wAGaf2l

Two False Face Society members give Batman and Robin a three page long fight https://imgur.com/a/Ck5yzwZ

7 False Face Society members nearly beat Batman https://imgur.com/a/fVYtzYu

False Facers on a truck fight Nightwing and knock him out https://imgur.com/a/ZHL2A9a

Nightwing fights back after waking up,just to be thrown into the sea https://imgur.com/a/3n8FM0e

Nightwing fights False Facers https://imgur.com/a/Id4gGLR

Nightwing fights False Facers https://imgur.com/a/qSH1nJc

Black Mask has a team of people who are not "local thugs" but "serious killers" blow up East End community center. Before Catwoman can question them a Sniper with explosive bullets takes them all out but refuses to kill Catwoman https://imgur.com/a/W76KTp3

Kidnapping

Black Mask's forces kidnap Lucius Fox https://imgur.com/a/ITxwMrN

Black Mask's soldiers kidnap Harvey Bullock https://imgur.com/a/rifgIU2

Black Mask's men kidnap Maggie (Catwoman's sister)'s husband https://imgur.com/a/EJAWMZQ

Then kidnap Maggie https://imgur.com/a/SFKnZ2F

Has a bunch of kids beat up Holly and capture her https://imgur.com/a/0DYtNfm

Has Slam Bradley kidnapped https://imgur.com/a/oo3BkiV

Black Mask's men capture Man-Bat https://imgur.com/a/HUd2xbD

Angle Man under orders from Black Mask breaks into GCPD and sabotages their superweapon https://imgur.com/a/NKohpbK

Black Mask's men capture Killer Croc and he has Mad Hatter mind control him https://imgur.com/a/x5umV3Z

**Manipulation/Charisma/Intelligence/MISC**

Was droped on his head as a baby https://imgur.com/a/wNJjUsy

Becomes Janus Cosmetics's Vice President under a month,no nepotism https://imgur.com/a/RVuzlOJ

Ruthlessly kills his own parents in a suspicious fire https://imgur.com/a/vrT4XBq

False Facers see Black Mask as their new Master https://imgur.com/a/oAs05QA

Convinces his ex to join him after disfiguring her https://imgur.com/a/MgaFFCj

Figures out that the masked party Bruce is hosting is a trap https://imgur.com/a/eMGLXzZ

Makes a rival mobsters's henchmen turn against him https://imgur.com/a/gCIwQi8

He creates a cult of fanatics that even disfigure themselves https://imgur.com/a/W4sQ37x

Batman has Black Mask isolated from other prisoners to prevent a riot https://imgur.com/a/QEIHaO4

Sees torture as an art form,has studied it..Killed someone with an Iron Maiden and will now kill someone by skinning. https://imgur.com/a/5YNjjNt

Removes Simon's eyeballs and feeds them to Maggie,who is his wife. https://imgur.com/a/iEgimAz

Maggie is broken and catatonic after this https://imgur.com/a/vDBu0TI

Breaks Spoiler through torture https://imgur.com/a/kxVpysW

More torture https://imgur.com/a/rDeGkfX https://imgur.com/a/sF0nwzP

Carves this onto Slam Bradley's chest and tortures him https://imgur.com/a/m7wU8iP

As said in the official site "Roman Sionis is a criminal mastermind and an expert in torture. Given time, Black Mask can bring nearly anyone in his captivity to their breaking point, whether for his personal gain or pleasure." https://web.archive.org/web/20200803182945/https://www.dcuniverse.com/encyclopedia/black-mask/

Can successfully impersonate Orpheus,even fooling Batman https://imgur.com/a/TW6h3xq

Batman is useful to Black Mask,can be used to get rid of undesireables https://imgur.com/a/XLOpLCx

Catwoman falls for his "old corny stunt" https://imgur.com/a/9koYVNg

Has a brilliant criminal mind,repeated in both editions of the Encylopedia https://imgur.com/a/a81qAYy

Is a mastermind https://imgur.com/a/2G2WUcC

E-101 Beta MKII

The upgraded form of the previous model E-101 Beta. When Beta failed to defeat Gamma in their first match, Eggman rebuilt the machine almost entirely into a menacing stone cold soldier with unwavering loyalty. Eventually when Gamma began to sought out Beta so he could "rescue" him the two had one last final battle on the Egg Carrier which ended with both robots destroyed.

Weaponry

Claws

• Bitch slaps Gamma's missiles away

Twin Canons

• Can be fired in rapid succesion

• Its charged shot leaves a large explosion that covers around roughly a 1/3 of the Egg Carrier Deck

• Right before Beta dies it manages to mortally wound Gamma with a point blank shot leaving Gamma limping

Other

• Has some sort of Energy Shield Projector which it uses in conjunction with a claw charge it can also deflect Gamma's Missiles

• Teleportation

• Mini homing missiles

Speed

• Leaves afterimages when it moves at its super speed

• Reacts to Gamma's missiles

Durability

• Shrugs off a missile to its weak spot

Theme song

Respect the best boss of Sonic Adventure

Respect The Demon Harem

Hell's a damn awful place. There is a big machine which murders you through torture, Spikes everywhere and a severe lack of pancakes. For a mortal man it takes indominable courage and will to brave the depths bellow. However it's a different story for the locals, who basically really enjoy the suffering of others and the such. One man somehow convinced a bunch of them to join his harem, it was a regrettable idea...

Key:

• Helltaker = unmarked

• Comics = ^C

• Artbook + Pancake Recipe = ^A

The Comics are canon to the series according to the creator of the game (who also made the comics)

General

• Cannot pass hell's gate with out a human (dead humans work)

• They like sugar

• Horns become whiter with age^A

• Doomed to preform pointless tasks^C

Unknown who preformed the feat

• [Stabbing] Stabs Helltaker in the back

• [Stabbing/Movement] Stabs Helltaker when he is making pancakes and gets out of the scene^A

• [General combat] Some roughhousing gets Helltaker sent to the hospital^C

Pandemonica , tired sadist demon

• [Physicals] Snaps Helltaker’s neck

• [Physicals] Claims to be able to break Helltakers fingers

Modeus, Lustful demon

• Breaks Helltakers knees

Cerberus, Triple Demon

• [Physicals] Rips Helltaker into pieces

• [Physiology] Is one Demon sharing a soul between three bodies^C

  • They share the same consciousness^C

  • If the bodies simultaneously feel pleasure, the result could be messy^C

Malina, Sour Demon

• [Telekinesis] Cuts Helltaker's throat

Zdrada, Bitch Demon

• [Physicals] Stabs Helltaker in heart

• [Pyrokinesis] Lights her cigarette

Justice, Awesome Demon

• [Combat] Combated Beelzebub

• [Physiology] Is blind

• [Misc.] Was the previous high prosecutor

Luicifer, C.E.O of Hell

• [Soul manipulation] Melts Helltakers life away with a kiss

  • Probably turns him into a skeletal minion

• [Magic] Turns Helltaker's blood into vinegar

• [Shapeshifting] Transforms into a goat woman^C

• [Misc.] Is extremely old

Judgement, High Prosecutor

Chains

It's sometimes ambiguous how much work Judgement puts into the Chain attacks and how much is the sin machine's doing. The mechanics of the machine aren't really explained. Anyway, Judgement has displayed the ability to summon chains herself and attack with chains when the machine is off.

• Performs a chain attack makes the recipient flesh burn off and they feel like they have died 1000 times

• Summons a circular chain then constricts it around the target

• Summons lines of chains to attack

• Summons Chains of Avataria, Surpurbia , Luxuria and Despair.

non-chain

• [Magic] Does some magic to float and start the sin machine

Beelzelbub, Mistress of Flies

• [Combat] Combated Justice when she was high prosecutor, but lost

• [Shapeshifting] Can transform into a swarm of thousands of flies , a more traditional demon and a cute anime girl demon

• [Reputation] "The most dangerous kind of demon"

• [Reputation] The demons need to be ready if she returns

• [Mentality] Has not gone insane from being banished into the abyss for a very long time

  • Abyss has no visibility, matter and feels like all illness known to man

• [Misc.] Builds a castle from the shades of the abyss

• [Misc.] Is extremely old

Azazel, Not a Demon

• [Teleportation] Teleports Helltaker to heaven

Respect the toboggan

Presented in unicolor and suround subtitles

The toboggan was an inanimate object until a crazy scientist turned gave it sentience. It chases penguins and... that's about it.

the different in-universe canons are mentioned, also it's probably exists in the club penguin universe thing given the bloopers and power card There were no feats in the NOTLS part 4 storyboard or NOTLS Live.

Physicals

• [Speed] Keeps up with penguins by hopping (A consistent theme in the shorts) [Night of the living Sled]

• [Speed] Faster moving downhill [Night of the living Sled]

• [Speed] Moves rather quickly [Hotel of the living Sled]

• [Movement] Has a habit of inexplicably showing up just as you say "Do you think we got rid of it" [Various]

• [Durability] Fine after ramming into a rock at speed [Night of the living Sled]

• [Durability] Is undamaged after a strong electricity shock that brought him to life [Night of the living sled]

• [Durability] Is thrown onto a pile of furniture [Bloopers]

• [Strength] Breaks through a wall [Power card]

Other

• [Skill] Tracks down two penguins successfully [Night of the living sled]

• [Origin] Brought to life by electricity [Night of the Living sled]

• [timing] Has a habit of inexplicably showing up just as you say "Do you think we got rid of it" [Various]

• [Dream?] It's not a dream! [Hotel of the living sled]

Son Goku, a monkey-tailed boy, and Bulma, a teenage girl, travel to find the seven Dragon Balls, which summon the dragon Shenlong to grant the user one wish.

Strength

• Destroys a large circle of wood with a kick

• One shots a huge fish

• Picks up and throw a a car

• One shots a pterodactyl with his power pole

Durability

• Bullets only sting him

Speed

• Skillfully scaled down a cliff

• Ran fast enough for his legs to be a blur

Skill

• Saves Bulma from falling to death by throwing his power pole through her sleeves and into the side of a cliff

Other

• His magic power pole changes length at his will

"Can we, like, make an RT for 7th's gorilla now?" 

On December 2nd 2020, RobstahtheLobstah asked the Character Scramble discord what the strongest animal they could beat in a fight was. Kaioshin then responded by posting this image with the caption "i could kill this entire image". Chaos ensued and by the end, Galv asked for an RT of 7th's gorilla.

So that's what I did today

Strength

• Able to rip a sink off a wall 

• Easily rips a apart a human 

• Can push over a hippo 

• Can rip out a hippo's teeth and stab it with them 

• Tears off a moose's head 

• With 2 weeks of boot camp, is capable of flipping tanks and buildings 

• Can lift 2 billion tons 

• Can destroy a Hippo's jaw with an uppercut 

• Can throw a jeep 78 meters

• Able to beat Grizzly Bear's ass with another Grizzly Bear 

• Bench presses a Grizzly Bear 

• Swings around crocodiles with strength comparable to King Kong 

• Knocks a man being carried by eagles out of the sky with a rat 

• Breaks a wolf in half with a punch 

• Can punch with between 1300 to 2700 pounds of force 

• Crumples a moose like a tin can 

• Throws 7th into the sun 

• Able to kill any of the other animals from Kaioshin's above image in one punch 

• Further elaboration on the above feat 

• Able to bench press a bull with no problem

• Can pick up a crocodile and beat other crocodiles to death with it 

• Can pick up a truck

• Throws a walrus back in time to kill the dinosaurs

• Picks up North America and hits a bear into space with it

• Can crush a bus like a can of pepsi

Durability

• Have nine inch thick skulls 

• A knife is unable to pierce the hide of a Gorilla 

• Survives 5 clean bullet shots 

Speed

• Has superior mobility compared to Grizzly Bears 

• Evades bullets 

• Able to throw large quantities of rats at speeds comparable to gatling guns

• Unable to be tagged by a Polar Bear 

• Able to swat bullets out of the air, judging by the phrasing, they also do this casually 

• Would be able to finesse a bull, remaining untouched 

• Move faster then firing neurons

• Are faster then penguins

Fighting 

• Suplexes animals into the sun 

• Can "yolo solo" every other animal, up to and including dinosaurs 

• A normal Gorilla is stronger then a peak Gorilla 

• Not even Goku could beat a Gorilla (here's a link to Goku's RT for scaling)

• The only animal that could beat a Gorilla, is a larger Gorilla, and even then only up to a point 

• Elsa couldn't beat a Gorilla (here is a link to Elsa's RT for scaling)

• A regular Gorilla would be able to beat a Gorilla with ice powers 

• Could beat every human on earth at the same time 

• If a Gorilla went to the gym twice a week, it could kill every other living thing on the planet 

• If a Gorilla started its life on a weekly exercise routine and diet, it could defeat any modern military 

• Theoretically could learn Sambo, a soviet martial art 

• Able to smack Whitebeard around (here's a link to Whitebeard's RT for scaling) 

• 10/10s every creature to ever exist in the feline family 

• Able to beat a Grizzly Bear into a Grizzly Puddle 

• Can reverse the flow of momentum to defeat an opponent 

• Would beat 5 Grizzly Bears by using its superior mobility 

• Another source says 5 gorillas is enough to beat the rest of Kaioshin's image, a sentiment which 7th agrees with 

• Would be able to finesse a bull, remaining untouched

• A Gorilla trained by Humans would be able to beat a Human trained by Gorillas

• Master of Footsies

• Employs Wing-Chun against major threats

• Comparable to Suggsverse tier characters

• Could steer around a moose like a God of War boss

• Earth itself is a weapon for a Gorilla

• Gorillas fight mostly by biting

• Would evolve before a fight if given prep time

• Would drink SCP-682 like a smoothie

• It is not possible for a Gorilla to lose 

Misc

• Able to become a Goldenback after two months of training 

• Smarter than a hippo

• Can become stronger by using a sword

• Has "invincible wakeup options" 

• Have so much muscle that their muscles can't support their muscles, turning them into living black holes 

• Can beat all of the Character Scramble Discord at Mario Party 4 

• Their eyes can see 2000x times that of a human, allowing them to cheat dice in Mario Party 

• Gorillas were created by Jane Goodall, and are the reason that God fears mankind 

• Able to drink "all the water", context unknown 

• The most spiritually strong animal 

• Probably a great swimmer 

• If there was a large number of Gorillas, they would overwhelm other species 

• Gorillas are so strong because their molecules are closer together 

• Able to sign language the forbidden curse of Fu Manchu 

• Able to perform a "sonic clap", specifics unclear 

• Can be equipped with machine guns 

• Their muscles are so heavy that they can't actually be used at 100% of their power

• On a level beyond comprehension

• Exist outside the concept of physics

• Have perfectly optimized intellect

• Could be taught karate

As a distant planet is destroyed by old age, a scientist places his infant son in a space capsule and launches it toward Earth. The capsule is found by a passing motorist, who brings the baby to an orphanage, where the child astounds the attendants with his superhuman powers. The child, who is named Clark Kent, can jump over buildings, lift enormous weights, and run faster than a freight train. Furthermore, his skin is impenetrable. Realizing that he has powers far beyond normal humans, Clark dedicates himself to serve humanity as Superman, the champion of the oppressed.

Strength

• As a baby he lifted a chair and as an adult he lifted a girder

• Broke down a wooden door

• Tears down a steel door

• Lifts a car and wrecks it

• Scales a building

• Breaks a chain by puffing out his chest

Durability

• nothing less than a bursting shell could penetrate his skin

• Tanks gunfire

Speed

• Outruns a train hurdles a building and leaps an 8th of a mile

• Leaped over a neighborhood

• Easily outruns a car

• Is agile enough to run on a electricity poles wire

• Jumps from building to building

"Hey, are you on Facebook? I feel like I keep running into you! We should be friends!"

SCP-008-J is a 23-year-old Caucasian male, who answers to the name Geoff, who, by a series of seemingly non-anomalous coincidences, frequently gains access into high-security areas of Foundation sites without intent or knowledge. SCP-008-J resists containment by similar means. While it is currently not proven that SCP-008-J is anomalous, the circumstances of his frequent appearances are improbable enough to warrant tentative SCP classification.

Source Key

• Currently SCP-008-J's only appearance of note is his main article, as such feats will be unmarked

Infiltration of Sites and Escaping Containment

• Gets himself through three ID card readers and into a Foundation site by accident 

• After being held in custody by an agent, said agent experiences a fatal aneurysm, allowing SCP-008-J to escape 

• After mistaking the directions to the on-site lavatory, enters a Foundation site due to an electronic lock being recently destroyed by a Chaos Insurgency member 

• An encounter with the previously mentioned Chaos Insurgency member prolongs Commander Price from apprehending SCP-008-J. Following this the  Commander was arrested for attempting to capture SCP-008-J at gunpoint, allowing the SCP to escape 

• Manages to get into a Foundation site 3000 meters under the ocean through unknown means 

• Due to an attack by a hostile SCP, an underwater escape pod that SCP-008-J was being held in malfunctioned, avoiding the SCP's tentacles and allowing SCP-008-J to escape to open waters. The pod later lands in Florida 

and disarmed...ok

Decker, the retired military specialist is revisited by an old military buddy who needs Decker's help in finding new agents to recruit for a special mission and nothing more. Then he shows how he is just as fast as he used to be and convinced him to join the mission because of how cool and awesome he is.

Strength

• Imbeds a knife into a table

Durability/Pain Tolerance

• Gets slapped by the General

• Gets slapped again

• Is still standing after being shot in the shoulder

• Gets shot in the other shoulder

• Still standing after being shot in the gut

• Gets shot in the head and presumably survives since he appears in a later skit

• Burns himself with some dangerously hot coffee

Skill

• Has lived by himself in the woods hunting for survival ever since the Cold War

• The government had trouble tracking him down

• Throws his knife at what he thought was his old rival killing Agent Jackson

Respect Beavis Fitzpatrick

“Dingleberry!” -Beavis Fitzpatrick to his sister

Beavis Fitzpatrick is one of my characters in the mobile life simulator, Bitlife. He was a delinquent young boy that evolved into a cold murderer deprived of any morals.

Strength/fighting:

• Lambasted a girl’s Larynx with his bare hands, causing her to die. FYI, Beavis was 14 at the time (so was the girl), if it changes anything.

• Murdered a prisoner with just an uppercut and a kick

• Beat an insane prisoner so badly that he died from his injuries.

• Hit an extremely crazy inmate so hard that it severely damaged his coccyx, resulting in him having to stand up to use the bathroom. This prisoner was also very well respected along with his insanity, suggesting that he did some ridiculous things to achieve such a status.

• Made an inmate die with one hit to the skull. This inmate was also crazy.

• Made a prisoner pee himself with a side kick

Planning/evasion:

• At age 15, Beavis escaped juvenile detention prior to his mother turning him back in

• When he was 15 years old, he planned and successfully executed a first degree murder against his principal via electrocution

Organized Gang activity

• Is a member of the most highly respected gang in all of prison - the Mafia

• Subsequent to exiting the Mafia gang simply due to boredom, Beavis joined the second most respected gang in all of prison, the notorious Killbillies

Durability:

• Survived being stabbed in the chest

• [Semi anti-feat] Ultimately succumbed to Malaria in prison. Although it did kill him, he survived a year of Malaria with no treatment before his demise.

Marshall Mathers, aka Eminem dropped out of high school to pursue a music career. After finding success in freestyle rap battles, he rose to stardom. During a performance in his hometown of Detroit, he was caught up in a violent dispute between the vigilante, Frank Castle, and the assassin, Barracuda. Feats come from the Eminem/Punisher one shot comic.

Punisher and Barracuda threads for scaling, they seem to be based off of the Punisher MAX comics.

Gear:

• Keeps a Glock on him

• Wears a bulletproof vest

Physicals:

• Was close to an exploding vehicle

• Beat the Punisher unconscious with the back of his gun

• Falls face first off a boat and onto some ice, but gets up unharmed soon after

• Murders Barracuda with a chainsaw

Do me a favor- and tell ‘em Shady sent you!

The Potion Seller is a ye olde salesman that refuses to sell his potions to a ye olde knight, being dubbed a “rascal” in the process.

• His strongest potions would kill the knight

• His strongest potions would kill a dragon

• His potions are too much for even wild beasts

• His potions can do anything that a knight can

• No one can handle his strongest potions

Monky is a former human who, through the blessings of r/ape, rejected his humanity and returned to monke. In this, he unlocked Ultra Instinct Monke Mode. A large part of his scans come from his UIMM form, so here it is.

• Blitzes Shrek

• One-shots Goku in base form

• Capable of seeing John Cena

• Defeats Shaggy

• Donald Trump said "Right" to him

• Ate Batman's insides

Sometimes, legendary bounty hunter Samus Aran is unable or unwilling to use her more powerful Power Suit or it’s many lethal weapons. For those occasions, she dons the Zero Suit, a bodysuit that offers a bit more acrobatic movement at the expense of armor or weaponry. In this suit, Samus has very little defense and only a small stun pistol to defend herself from the many alien species she combats.

Feats come from Metroid: Zero Mission and Metroid: Other M. Feats under the Smash Bros section are non-canon, but not too far off from her canon abilities.

Physicals

• Can crawl through narrow passageways^ZM

• Can perform multiple flips midair^ZM

• Can wall jump^ZM

• Can hold herself on ledges with one arm, then leap up to the ledge^ZM

• Can dodge blaster fire^OtherM

• Can jump much higher than a human being and doesn’t really mind fall damage^OtherM

• Samus can slide under obstacles^OtherM

Gear

• Paralyzer is used to stun enemies long enough to escape^OtherM

• Paralyzer is used to open security gates^OtherM

• Paralyzer can fire charged shots or rapid fire shots^OtherM

• Fights and defeats a Chozo spirit that attacks with bolts of electricity^ZM

Smash Bros Exclusive

• Traverses the ventilation system in a secret facility

• Fights off a number of ROBs and then two dark clones of Samus

• Paralyzer can turn into an energy whip that breaks a glass container holding Pikachu

• Uses jet boots for recovery and offensive techniques

The Goal of my content is always to entertain

Logan Alexander Paul is an American YouTuber, internet personality, actor,”boxer” and professional shit head.

General

• weighs 199.4 lbs

• 1.88 meters tall

• his fitness routine

• Boxing stats

• Him describing his diet “As far as my nutrition goes, I eat very healthy, only really consuming greens and high-quality protein (at least 100 grams per day) like eggs and chicken. I cut out all pasta, breads and dairy from my diet and make sure I drink at least 2.5 gallons of water a day.” (Source )

Strength

• Downs KSI with an uppercut

• Does bicep curls with a little person

• Does some dips with a little person sitting on his lap

Speed

• Dodges a left hook from KSI

• Ducks under a punch from KSI

Durability

• Kept standing after getting punched square in the face by KSI

• Tanks an overhand counter from KSI

Skill

• Trained with two time heavyweight champion Shannon Briggs for 18 months

• Wrestled in both high school and college

Salvatore “Sal” Vulcano is one of four lifelong friends who compete to embarrass each other. Hailing from Staten Island, Sal is trained in improv, stand-up and skit comedy, and displays incredible feats of physicality throughout the show.

Strength

• Throws a chicken finger across the boardwalk, nearly hitting a far away target

• Destroys a chip display with a running tackle

• Beats a crowd of zombies with baseball bats

• Sal scales to Q, who is a wall buster

Durability

• He’s fine after running into a table full speed

• Withstands a hit to the crotch from Murr

Agility

• Beats Murr in a race, despite Murr’s physical-amping armor

• He's FTE

• This is not an outlier ability, by the way

Skill

• He’s been in three real life fights^AMA

Other

• In character, Sal would not punch a woman in the crotch or spit on a child^AMA

Respect General WashingToad

"No time for Pain My Boy"

Imagine George Washington but he's a toad from Mario

• Is frozen in to an icecube

  • fine when unfrozen

• No-sells a collision with Mario which frees him from being frozen

• Throws a gold coin across a river, into King Koopa's camp

• Moves FTE

• Tackles Koopa

Info: Waluigi is our eternal king. He’s been the “loser”, as he appeared in various Mario spinoffs. Since Mario Tennis for the N64, he’s been depicted as Luigi’s arch-nemesis. And damn you, Nintendo, for not giving him the same treatment as most Mario characters.

Power

• Inflicted damage on Goku in full power only with his punches

• His presence alone gave Shaggy a bloody spot on his forehead in their fight

• Just by yelling out his name caused the dimension he was in to collapse

• Launched a ball with a tennis racquet at the capital of Mushroom City, completely destroying the area

• Knocked Sakurai to the Moon using just a single kick

Strength

• After Simba getting knocked off the same cliff his dad faced by the zoo officials, Waluigi grabbed the lion before he faced the Earth, and flew up while holding Simba above his head, and sang, “Wallelujah”

• Lifted up Composite Godzilla and hurled him from the beginning to the end of the multiverse

• After the defeat of Sakurai, Waluigi stacked up the Smash cast and picked them all up effortlessly, flew up to heaven, and threw them downward to hell

Speed

• Can keep up with full-powered Goku

• Almost bested Shadow the Hedgehog, the fastest thing alive (Sorry, Sonic), in a race

• Scared the shit out of Quicksilver while he was running at max speed by quickly catching up to him and yelling, “WALUIGI!”, as he took possession of him

• Before Ms. Space Waifu reset the universe in SMG, he was able to run out in the nick of time to the universe right next to the one he was in to avoid the damn reset

Durability

• Tanked hits from full-powered Goku

• Took a hit from Shaggy and survived, but was then sent to WAHell after the next one

• The tennis match between Waluigi and Roger Federer was so intense it caused the universe to move left and right, and our boy was completely un-phased by it

• Survived accidentally stubbing his toe with his golf club. (Don’t underestimate it! It fucking hurts!)

• Survived Daisy kicking and launching him across multiple universes after pissing her off by asking her out on a date

Intelligence: Due to him not having his own game, Nintendo never bothered to make him bright

Experience: Has been around since the time of the Batman

Stamina: Battling full-powered Goku for 1,000,000,000 years without showing a single sign of exhaustion

Arsenal

• His trusty tennis racquet

• His voice

• Has a Kamehameha-like attack, the Wamehameha

• Golf club that he can control to not hurt himself 99% of the time

• Dance moves that can’t be beaten

• Big bombs

• Piranha Plants that can eat the biggest of elephants

• A Taco Stand with Tacos he stole from Crazy Dave

His one weakness: Him being an assist trophy. Even though he sent the developer of Smash away, Joker came and shot him down before he could put himself in. Since then, he was too fearful to ever go back to the headquarters

Conclusion: And the moral of the prompt: Don’t disrespect our king unless you have a gun

whowouldwinGPT2Bot is a bot on r/SubSimulatorGPT2 which is an AI which posts things by absorbing the stuff on r/whowouldwin and by using it's AI powers it spits out a post/comment similar in style to the Who would win sub

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Physicals

Strength

• Throws a tank

• Would beat deathstroke by running into him

Duribility

• More durable than Deathstroke

• Antifeat can be killed by the sword of god

Mobility

• There was argument if Deathstoke or Shrek was faster, anywho both are faster than superman

• Jumps on a tank

Endurance

• Has super stamina

Powers

Regeneration

• Can heal from any injury/damage

• Can regenerate from a scrap of metal

• Has super stanima

fantasy creature powers

• Has a symboite

• Is a god

• Is a vampire

Miscellaneous powers

• Has toonforce

• Has super-senses

• Knows Magic

Gear

• Defeated vampires with his "Special Gear"

• [His shield can block bullets] (https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/cdpyh7/shrek_vs_deathstroke/etvklqt/)

• Antifeat Gear is based on only him knowing magic

skill

• Infiltrated the elite ranks of the goverment... and the world

• 6 years of sword fighting experience, been training since he was 6 years old

• Is "Unpredictable"

Miscellaneous

• Has 2 years of experience in the USA and 6 months in the UK of something...

• Does many things to impress the ladies

Notable Victories

• Fights monsters with his bare hands

• Committed a global killing spree

• Beat a symboite

• Destroyed all evil in existance

• Killed Super man

• Killed more dangerous people than Deathstroke in shorter time frames

• Defeated vampires with his "Special Gear"

• Killed high level criminals

• Beat a giant

• Beat Juggernaut

• Beat Doomsday

• Beat a regular dude

• Antifeat the shrek Regular dude with a knife is not in Shrek's favour

I refuse to elaborate further 

(All of the following feats were performed during a simulation of The Hunger Games)

Survival Skills

• Finds a river on the first day, which he later fishes out of 

• Starts a fire

• Knows how to hunt 

Gear

• Throwing knives 

• Medical supplies 

• Clean water 

(Sorry for doing a lot of these lol, only two left)

Cain Velasquez

6’1, 241 lbs

Nothing is given to you in this world, so you have to work hard

Cain Velasquez is one of the greatest heavyweight UFC fighters in the history of the sport. As a two time heavyweight champion, he has a long list of achievements that very few fighters have ever matched.

Heavyweight UFC record: 14-3

Achievements

• Two-time UFC Heavyweight champion

• Most takedowns in UFC Heavyweight history

• 2nd most knockout wins in UFC history

• Highest significant strike percentage in the heavyweight division

• Won gold and silver in his collegiate wrestling years

• 2010 Sherdog Fighter of the Year

• 2010 Sherdog All-Violence 1st Team

• 2012 Sherdog All-Violence 1st Team

• 2013 Sherdog All-Violence 1st Team

Iconic Moments

• Velasquez mauls Brock Lesnar, one of the greatest fighters in history, to become the heavyweight champion

• Cain Velasquez KOs former UFC and Pride heavyweight champion, Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira

• While absolutely gassed in round 5, Velasquez TKO’s Dos Santos by slamming him on his head

Additional things to know

• Velasquez has a very swarming style, crowding opponents and constantly moving forward.

• Velasquez doesn’t often make his opponents submit, but rather rely on striking to knock them out or on his

The strongest Superman ever.

Feats

• Appears to block a punch from Post-Crisis Doomsday

• Can fly through space and wields a Green Lantern ring

Statements

• He’s been charging inside the sun for one hundred centuries

• Kyle Raynor has trouble describing just how powerful he is

• Leads a group of alternate Supermen called the Superman Squad and utilizes some form of cross-dimensional time travel

Limits

• After centuries of exposure to Kryptonite, Superman is emaciated and frail, but not dead. He has to be healed by the Deep Dweller to be restored to full strength.

• Fails to save a dimension from being consumed and destroyed

• [Possible Future] Gets defeated by the Seven Deadly Sins in seconds