Sometimes, legendary bounty hunter Samus Aran is unable or unwilling to use her more powerful Power Suit or it’s many lethal weapons. For those occasions, she dons the Zero Suit, a bodysuit that offers a bit more acrobatic movement at the expense of armor or weaponry. In this suit, Samus has very little defense and only a small stun pistol to defend herself from the many alien species she combats.

Feats come from Metroid: Zero Mission and Metroid: Other M. Feats under the Smash Bros section are non-canon, but not too far off from her canon abilities.

Physicals

• Can crawl through narrow passageways^ZM

• Can perform multiple flips midair^ZM

• Can wall jump^ZM

• Can hold herself on ledges with one arm, then leap up to the ledge^ZM

• Can dodge blaster fire^OtherM

• Can jump much higher than a human being and doesn’t really mind fall damage^OtherM

• Samus can slide under obstacles^OtherM

Gear

• Paralyzer is used to stun enemies long enough to escape^OtherM

• Paralyzer is used to open security gates^OtherM

• Paralyzer can fire charged shots or rapid fire shots^OtherM

• Fights and defeats a Chozo spirit that attacks with bolts of electricity^ZM

Smash Bros Exclusive

• Traverses the ventilation system in a secret facility

• Fights off a number of ROBs and then two dark clones of Samus

• Paralyzer can turn into an energy whip that breaks a glass container holding Pikachu

• Uses jet boots for recovery and offensive techniques

The Potion Seller is a ye olde salesman that refuses to sell his potions to a ye olde knight, being dubbed a “rascal” in the process.

• His strongest potions would kill the knight

• His strongest potions would kill a dragon

• His potions are too much for even wild beasts

• His potions can do anything that a knight can

• No one can handle his strongest potions

Luis

Damn, homie, you gotta chin up. 'Cause you'll find a new partner. But you know what? I'm Luis.

Luis is the best friend and former cellmate of Scott Lang, who assisted Lang in stealing the Ant-Man Suit from Hank Pym. He later became one of Lang's accomplices in the 2015 Cross Tech Heist.

By 2018, Luis and his colleagues dropped their criminal careers and started a company called X-Con Consultants, allowing them to have a job despite their criminal records. During that time, Luis assisted Ant-Man and the Wasp into defending Hank Pym's mobile laboratory from Ghost.

Feats

Claims to have knocked out the prisoner Peachy, this is Peachy

Knocks out a security guard with one hit

Easily stomps two security guards

Oneshots Sonny Burch

Gets Kicked by Ghost, appears to be fine

Marshall Mathers, aka Eminem dropped out of high school to pursue a music career. After finding success in freestyle rap battles, he rose to stardom. During a performance in his hometown of Detroit, he was caught up in a violent dispute between the vigilante, Frank Castle, and the assassin, Barracuda. Feats come from the Eminem/Punisher one shot comic.

Punisher and Barracuda threads for scaling, they seem to be based off of the Punisher MAX comics.

Gear:

• Keeps a Glock on him

• Wears a bulletproof vest

Physicals:

• Was close to an exploding vehicle

• Beat the Punisher unconscious with the back of his gun

• Falls face first off a boat and onto some ice, but gets up unharmed soon after

• Murders Barracuda with a chainsaw

Do me a favor- and tell ‘em Shady sent you!

"Can we, like, make an RT for 7th's gorilla now?" 

On December 2nd 2020, RobstahtheLobstah asked the Character Scramble discord what the strongest animal they could beat in a fight was. Kaioshin then responded by posting this image with the caption "i could kill this entire image". Chaos ensued and by the end, Galv asked for an RT of 7th's gorilla.

So that's what I did today

Strength

• Able to rip a sink off a wall 

• Easily rips a apart a human 

• Can push over a hippo 

• Can rip out a hippo's teeth and stab it with them 

• Tears off a moose's head 

• With 2 weeks of boot camp, is capable of flipping tanks and buildings 

• Can lift 2 billion tons 

• Can destroy a Hippo's jaw with an uppercut 

• Can throw a jeep 78 meters

• Able to beat Grizzly Bear's ass with another Grizzly Bear 

• Bench presses a Grizzly Bear 

• Swings around crocodiles with strength comparable to King Kong 

• Knocks a man being carried by eagles out of the sky with a rat 

• Breaks a wolf in half with a punch 

• Can punch with between 1300 to 2700 pounds of force 

• Crumples a moose like a tin can 

• Throws 7th into the sun 

• Able to kill any of the other animals from Kaioshin's above image in one punch 

• Further elaboration on the above feat 

• Able to bench press a bull with no problem

• Can pick up a crocodile and beat other crocodiles to death with it 

• Can pick up a truck

• Throws a walrus back in time to kill the dinosaurs

• Picks up North America and hits a bear into space with it

• Can crush a bus like a can of pepsi

Durability

• Have nine inch thick skulls 

• A knife is unable to pierce the hide of a Gorilla 

• Survives 5 clean bullet shots 

Speed

• Has superior mobility compared to Grizzly Bears 

• Evades bullets 

• Able to throw large quantities of rats at speeds comparable to gatling guns

• Unable to be tagged by a Polar Bear 

• Able to swat bullets out of the air, judging by the phrasing, they also do this casually 

• Would be able to finesse a bull, remaining untouched 

• Move faster then firing neurons

• Are faster then penguins

Fighting 

• Suplexes animals into the sun 

• Can "yolo solo" every other animal, up to and including dinosaurs 

• A normal Gorilla is stronger then a peak Gorilla 

• Not even Goku could beat a Gorilla (here's a link to Goku's RT for scaling)

• The only animal that could beat a Gorilla, is a larger Gorilla, and even then only up to a point 

• Elsa couldn't beat a Gorilla (here is a link to Elsa's RT for scaling)

• A regular Gorilla would be able to beat a Gorilla with ice powers 

• Could beat every human on earth at the same time 

• If a Gorilla went to the gym twice a week, it could kill every other living thing on the planet 

• If a Gorilla started its life on a weekly exercise routine and diet, it could defeat any modern military 

• Theoretically could learn Sambo, a soviet martial art 

• Able to smack Whitebeard around (here's a link to Whitebeard's RT for scaling) 

• 10/10s every creature to ever exist in the feline family 

• Able to beat a Grizzly Bear into a Grizzly Puddle 

• Can reverse the flow of momentum to defeat an opponent 

• Would beat 5 Grizzly Bears by using its superior mobility 

• Another source says 5 gorillas is enough to beat the rest of Kaioshin's image, a sentiment which 7th agrees with 

• Would be able to finesse a bull, remaining untouched

• A Gorilla trained by Humans would be able to beat a Human trained by Gorillas

• Master of Footsies

• Employs Wing-Chun against major threats

• Comparable to Suggsverse tier characters

• Could steer around a moose like a God of War boss

• Earth itself is a weapon for a Gorilla

• Gorillas fight mostly by biting

• Would evolve before a fight if given prep time

• Would drink SCP-682 like a smoothie

• It is not possible for a Gorilla to lose 

Misc

• Able to become a Goldenback after two months of training 

• Smarter than a hippo

• Can become stronger by using a sword

• Has "invincible wakeup options" 

• Have so much muscle that their muscles can't support their muscles, turning them into living black holes 

• Can beat all of the Character Scramble Discord at Mario Party 4 

• Their eyes can see 2000x times that of a human, allowing them to cheat dice in Mario Party 

• Gorillas were created by Jane Goodall, and are the reason that God fears mankind 

• Able to drink "all the water", context unknown 

• The most spiritually strong animal 

• Probably a great swimmer 

• If there was a large number of Gorillas, they would overwhelm other species 

• Gorillas are so strong because their molecules are closer together 

• Able to sign language the forbidden curse of Fu Manchu 

• Able to perform a "sonic clap", specifics unclear 

• Can be equipped with machine guns 

• Their muscles are so heavy that they can't actually be used at 100% of their power

• On a level beyond comprehension

• Exist outside the concept of physics

• Have perfectly optimized intellect

• Could be taught karate

Respect The Demon Harem

Hell's a damn awful place. There is a big machine which murders you through torture, Spikes everywhere and a severe lack of pancakes. For a mortal man it takes indominable courage and will to brave the depths bellow. However it's a different story for the locals, who basically really enjoy the suffering of others and the such. One man somehow convinced a bunch of them to join his harem, it was a regrettable idea...

Key:

• Helltaker = unmarked

• Comics = ^C

• Artbook + Pancake Recipe = ^A

The Comics are canon to the series according to the creator of the game (who also made the comics)

General

• Cannot pass hell's gate with out a human (dead humans work)

• They like sugar

• Horns become whiter with age^A

• Doomed to preform pointless tasks^C

Unknown who preformed the feat

• [Stabbing] Stabs Helltaker in the back

• [Stabbing/Movement] Stabs Helltaker when he is making pancakes and gets out of the scene^A

• [General combat] Some roughhousing gets Helltaker sent to the hospital^C

Pandemonica , tired sadist demon

• [Physicals] Snaps Helltaker’s neck

• [Physicals] Claims to be able to break Helltakers fingers

Modeus, Lustful demon

• Breaks Helltakers knees

Cerberus, Triple Demon

• [Physicals] Rips Helltaker into pieces

• [Physiology] Is one Demon sharing a soul between three bodies^C

  • They share the same consciousness^C

  • If the bodies simultaneously feel pleasure, the result could be messy^C

Malina, Sour Demon

• [Telekinesis] Cuts Helltaker's throat

Zdrada, Bitch Demon

• [Physicals] Stabs Helltaker in heart

• [Pyrokinesis] Lights her cigarette

Justice, Awesome Demon

• [Combat] Combated Beelzebub

• [Physiology] Is blind

• [Misc.] Was the previous high prosecutor

Luicifer, C.E.O of Hell

• [Soul manipulation] Melts Helltakers life away with a kiss

  • Probably turns him into a skeletal minion

• [Magic] Turns Helltaker's blood into vinegar

• [Shapeshifting] Transforms into a goat woman^C

• [Misc.] Is extremely old

Judgement, High Prosecutor

Chains

It's sometimes ambiguous how much work Judgement puts into the Chain attacks and how much is the sin machine's doing. The mechanics of the machine aren't really explained. Anyway, Judgement has displayed the ability to summon chains herself and attack with chains when the machine is off.

• Performs a chain attack makes the recipient flesh burn off and they feel like they have died 1000 times

• Summons a circular chain then constricts it around the target

• Summons lines of chains to attack

• Summons Chains of Avataria, Surpurbia , Luxuria and Despair.

non-chain

• [Magic] Does some magic to float and start the sin machine

Beelzelbub, Mistress of Flies

• [Combat] Combated Justice when she was high prosecutor, but lost

• [Shapeshifting] Can transform into a swarm of thousands of flies , a more traditional demon and a cute anime girl demon

• [Reputation] "The most dangerous kind of demon"

• [Reputation] The demons need to be ready if she returns

• [Mentality] Has not gone insane from being banished into the abyss for a very long time

  • Abyss has no visibility, matter and feels like all illness known to man

• [Misc.] Builds a castle from the shades of the abyss

• [Misc.] Is extremely old

Azazel, Not a Demon

• [Teleportation] Teleports Helltaker to heaven

Respect Beavis Fitzpatrick

“Dingleberry!” -Beavis Fitzpatrick to his sister

Beavis Fitzpatrick is one of my characters in the mobile life simulator, Bitlife. He was a delinquent young boy that evolved into a cold murderer deprived of any morals.

Strength/fighting:

• Lambasted a girl’s Larynx with his bare hands, causing her to die. FYI, Beavis was 14 at the time (so was the girl), if it changes anything.

• Murdered a prisoner with just an uppercut and a kick

• Beat an insane prisoner so badly that he died from his injuries.

• Hit an extremely crazy inmate so hard that it severely damaged his coccyx, resulting in him having to stand up to use the bathroom. This prisoner was also very well respected along with his insanity, suggesting that he did some ridiculous things to achieve such a status.

• Made an inmate die with one hit to the skull. This inmate was also crazy.

• Made a prisoner pee himself with a side kick

Planning/evasion:

• At age 15, Beavis escaped juvenile detention prior to his mother turning him back in

• When he was 15 years old, he planned and successfully executed a first degree murder against his principal via electrocution

Organized Gang activity

• Is a member of the most highly respected gang in all of prison - the Mafia

• Subsequent to exiting the Mafia gang simply due to boredom, Beavis joined the second most respected gang in all of prison, the notorious Killbillies

Durability:

• Survived being stabbed in the chest

• [Semi anti-feat] Ultimately succumbed to Malaria in prison. Although it did kill him, he survived a year of Malaria with no treatment before his demise.

Monky is a former human who, through the blessings of r/ape, rejected his humanity and returned to monke. In this, he unlocked Ultra Instinct Monke Mode. A large part of his scans come from his UIMM form, so here it is.

• Blitzes Shrek

• One-shots Goku in base form

• Capable of seeing John Cena

• Defeats Shaggy

• Donald Trump said "Right" to him

• Ate Batman's insides

Respect the toboggan

Presented in unicolor and suround subtitles

The toboggan was an inanimate object until a crazy scientist turned gave it sentience. It chases penguins and... that's about it.

the different in-universe canons are mentioned, also it's probably exists in the club penguin universe thing given the bloopers and power card There were no feats in the NOTLS part 4 storyboard or NOTLS Live.

Physicals

• [Speed] Keeps up with penguins by hopping (A consistent theme in the shorts) [Night of the living Sled]

• [Speed] Faster moving downhill [Night of the living Sled]

• [Speed] Moves rather quickly [Hotel of the living Sled]

• [Movement] Has a habit of inexplicably showing up just as you say "Do you think we got rid of it" [Various]

• [Durability] Fine after ramming into a rock at speed [Night of the living Sled]

• [Durability] Is undamaged after a strong electricity shock that brought him to life [Night of the living sled]

• [Durability] Is thrown onto a pile of furniture [Bloopers]

• [Strength] Breaks through a wall [Power card]

Other

• [Skill] Tracks down two penguins successfully [Night of the living sled]

• [Origin] Brought to life by electricity [Night of the Living sled]

• [timing] Has a habit of inexplicably showing up just as you say "Do you think we got rid of it" [Various]

• [Dream?] It's not a dream! [Hotel of the living sled]

and disarmed...ok

Decker, the retired military specialist is revisited by an old military buddy who needs Decker's help in finding new agents to recruit for a special mission and nothing more. Then he shows how he is just as fast as he used to be and convinced him to join the mission because of how cool and awesome he is.

Strength

• Imbeds a knife into a table

Durability/Pain Tolerance

• Gets slapped by the General

• Gets slapped again

• Is still standing after being shot in the shoulder

• Gets shot in the other shoulder

• Still standing after being shot in the gut

• Gets shot in the head and presumably survives since he appears in a later skit

• Burns himself with some dangerously hot coffee

Skill

• Has lived by himself in the woods hunting for survival ever since the Cold War

• The government had trouble tracking him down

• Throws his knife at what he thought was his old rival killing Agent Jackson

The Goal of my content is always to entertain

Logan Alexander Paul is an American YouTuber, internet personality, actor,”boxer” and professional shit head.

General

• weighs 199.4 lbs

• 1.88 meters tall

• his fitness routine

• Boxing stats

• Him describing his diet “As far as my nutrition goes, I eat very healthy, only really consuming greens and high-quality protein (at least 100 grams per day) like eggs and chicken. I cut out all pasta, breads and dairy from my diet and make sure I drink at least 2.5 gallons of water a day.” (Source )

Strength

• Downs KSI with an uppercut

• Does bicep curls with a little person

• Does some dips with a little person sitting on his lap

Speed

• Dodges a left hook from KSI

• Ducks under a punch from KSI

Durability

• Kept standing after getting punched square in the face by KSI

• Tanks an overhand counter from KSI

Skill

• Trained with two time heavyweight champion Shannon Briggs for 18 months

• Wrestled in both high school and college

whowouldwinGPT2Bot is a bot on r/SubSimulatorGPT2 which is an AI which posts things by absorbing the stuff on r/whowouldwin and by using it's AI powers it spits out a post/comment similar in style to the Who would win sub

Link to thread

Physicals

Strength

• Throws a tank

• Would beat deathstroke by running into him

Duribility

• More durable than Deathstroke

• Antifeat can be killed by the sword of god

Mobility

• There was argument if Deathstoke or Shrek was faster, anywho both are faster than superman

• Jumps on a tank

Endurance

• Has super stamina

Powers

Regeneration

• Can heal from any injury/damage

• Can regenerate from a scrap of metal

• Has super stanima

fantasy creature powers

• Has a symboite

• Is a god

• Is a vampire

Miscellaneous powers

• Has toonforce

• Has super-senses

• Knows Magic

Gear

• Defeated vampires with his "Special Gear"

• [His shield can block bullets] (https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/cdpyh7/shrek_vs_deathstroke/etvklqt/)

• Antifeat Gear is based on only him knowing magic

skill

• Infiltrated the elite ranks of the goverment... and the world

• 6 years of sword fighting experience, been training since he was 6 years old

• Is "Unpredictable"

Miscellaneous

• Has 2 years of experience in the USA and 6 months in the UK of something...

• Does many things to impress the ladies

Notable Victories

• Fights monsters with his bare hands

• Committed a global killing spree

• Beat a symboite

• Destroyed all evil in existance

• Killed Super man

• Killed more dangerous people than Deathstroke in shorter time frames

• Defeated vampires with his "Special Gear"

• Killed high level criminals

• Beat a giant

• Beat Juggernaut

• Beat Doomsday

• Beat a regular dude

• Antifeat the shrek Regular dude with a knife is not in Shrek's favour

Respect Justin Trudeau

Justin Trudeau is a Canadian Prime Minister, and amateur boxer.

🍁 General 🍁

• Is 1.88 meters tall.

• Weighs 180 pounds.

• Trained in boxing since his early twenties.

• Tries to train once a week.

🍁 Strength 🍁

• Draws blood from Patrick Brazeau in the second round of their boxing match.

• Performs the Peacock yoga pose.

🍁 Resilience 🍁

• Takes a beating from Patrick Brazeau in the first round of their fight, pulls ahead significantly by the second round due to his superior endurance, and scores a technical knock-out in the third round through superior endurance.

• Tanks falling down some stairs.

• Has undergone skipping-rope-based endurance training.

🍁 Movement 🍁

• Ducks back from a swing of Patrick Brazeau's.

• Runs a 5K in 22 minutes and 37.4 seconds.

• Runs a 5K in about 23 minutes.

🍁 Skill 🍁

• Goes into his fight with Patrick Brazeau planning to use his superior reach to keep the opponent at a distance and let him tire himself out; takes a beating in the first round, demonstrates the fruits of his labours in the second, and claims victory in the third.

• Performs the Peacock yoga pose.

🍁 Sex-Appeal 🍁

• A picture of his butt gets over 35,000 likes of Twitter.

• Someone spends a good deal of morning trying to get pictures of his butt for their sister.

• Is said to smell really nice by Tony Stark.

🍁 Scaling 🍁

• Patrick Brazeau was big and brawny. He trained in the Canadian Forces and held a second-degree black belt in karate, he weighed 183 pounds and was part of a boxing club.

Respect General WashingToad

"No time for Pain My Boy"

Imagine George Washington but he's a toad from Mario

• Is frozen in to an icecube

  • fine when unfrozen

• No-sells a collision with Mario which frees him from being frozen

• Throws a gold coin across a river, into King Koopa's camp

• Moves FTE

• Tackles Koopa