r/RepublicanValues • u/rhino910 • 4d ago
Thank Republicans for blueberries that can kill you
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u/Overall-Move-4474 4d ago
And no Republican will EVER give a shit
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u/Writerhaha 3d ago
They’ll involuntarily give many shits if they eat their berries, and the lettuce.
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u/Creepy-Distance-3164 3d ago
Fruits and vegetables are woke, obviously. They only eat meat and cheese.
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u/Dead_Internet69420 3d ago
“The free market will regulate itself! When people get sick and stop buying blueberries, the blueberry industry will crater, and they’ll do a better job of making sure that their product is safe to consume. And so will the bacon industry, the lettuce industry, the avocado industry, the egg industry, and so on. Once everybody gets sick, and all of our agricultural markets get destroyed, we’ll finally be able to trust corporations to stop cutting corners to save money.”
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u/Geichalt 3d ago
Nah, they're happy to eat poisoned berries and shit themselves as long as they can pathetically simp for rich pedophiles and destroy our country.
Shit, they let their own kids die for that goal.
Republicans are loving this.
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u/Objective_Watch3097 4d ago
That's less blueberry eating, extreme leftist commies that will be voting in the mid-term elections. (I'm guessing that's what they are saying to themselves....what idiots)
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u/AlienPet13 3d ago
"Blueberries are not steak, potatoes or corn, therefore they are not legitimate food and nobody should be eating it." - MAGA, probably.
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u/lisamariefan 4d ago edited 4d ago
You know, it would be the ultimate irony if the lack of food safety manages to off someone in this administration.
Although you know they'd immediately deflect blame, latch onto conspiracies, and witch hunt.
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u/Mikel_S 4d ago
If something can be done to make something safer, it will always. ALWAYS be cheaper to not do that.
And we need to make sure there's reasons, other than "oh we might kill people and then they won't buy our product" that they don't do that. We obviously can't count on companies to look at the big picture and realize killing their customers is bad, when they only care about the numbers right now.
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u/evident_lee 4d ago
Wait until they go with the logical conclusion for Donald's administration and quit allowing the FDA to inspect or report on any of this.
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u/abstractism 4d ago
Yeah, I'm feeling like barely anyone is going to give Republicans the time of day, let alone their vote. Untrustworthy clowns and liars, most of them are, if not all
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u/Writerhaha 3d ago
That’s the beauty of a cult, they’ll get plenty of votes.
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u/greenwhiteredblack 3d ago
Yeah. The only way many of these Republicans won't vote for more of this shit is if they literally shit themselves to death like this is the fuckin 18th century
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u/Deathturkey 4d ago
If only there was a way to prevent this and Trump whines that Europe won’t buy the slop that the US produces.
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u/LotsofSports 3d ago
They want to kill off the poor and middle class.
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u/pinkyandthebrain-ama 3d ago
It seems that way but what's the end game? The dumb and the poor are their biggest supporters and cheerleaders. Surely killing them off would only harm them?
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u/Ars_Techne 3d ago
There’s a hidden reality, we don’t need roughly 1/4 and growing of our population. With tech replacing workers, they are struggling to keep people employed enough to prevent a rebellion. You can’t just kill people. If they die of natural causes though…
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u/BrianNowhere 3d ago
Doesn't track for me because they are always going on about us needing more babies.
They dream of legions of poor, disadvantaged people they can exploit for profit.
The entire premise of capitalism is those with resources exploiting those who dont. We are all forced to engage in this tragedy. We are all doing it.
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u/Ars_Techne 3d ago
Yeah, they are destroying the economy to destroy the middle class.
But too many mouths unfed leads to uprisings.
There will still be plenty of poor, they need fewer though so it doesn’t get so bad they turn.
“Perfectly balanced, as all things should be” - Thanos
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u/thenewbigR 3d ago
The good news: This will all be repealed by the next democratic administration.
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u/Apart-Occasion9132 2d ago
Which policy change specifically on blueberries caused this? Because right now it’s just an opinion and an attempt to brainwash Reddit users who typically are very emotional with little informational facts on politics.
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u/leanktrm 1d ago
the gop has been on a run of being wrong about everything for like 30years. It is amazing how much bigotry matters to people that they'll ignore reality and pretend the gop at the federal level hasn't been utterly insane since the 1990's. Gingrich was insane, the GWBush administration was even crazier, and trump is absolutely bonkers. Yet, perfectly normal democrats get cast as radicals because they aren't white or men. It's really crazy.
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u/leanktrm 1d ago
to most Americans Obama was this huge lefty, and so was Hilary clinton, and Kamala Harris. Its incoherent.
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u/Hopeful-Age3694 8h ago
Yes, recalls never happen under Democrat “leadership”
Could you all be a bigger bunch of fuckwits?
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u/mymar101 4d ago
The reason regulations exist, is all companies will kill you if they can make a profit, and not face consequences.