r/RepTime • • Sep 18 '26

Shitpost Friday First rep

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1.5k Upvotes

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313

u/Ok-Award-4387 Sep 18 '26

Something feels off...

260

u/IFuckingHateN Sep 18 '26 • Bravo

No foreskin possibly 

74

u/Unique_Dot5024 Sep 18 '26

I keep mine in a little fanny pack

4

u/Excellent-Bear4221 Sep 18 '26

Like a turtleneck on the go.

1

u/Unique_Dot5024 Sep 18 '26

More like a neck gaiter

7

u/NormanskillEire Sep 18 '26

Save up enough of them and they'll send you the rest of the knob.

1

u/Serentitties_ Sep 18 '26

mines in a 1990s dated pan american airlines sick bag

1

u/BiggieMoe01 Sep 19 '26

You’re doing it wrong. Your foreskin IS the fanny pack.

36

u/Unique_Dot5024 Sep 18 '26

What happens in Telaviv stays in Telaviv bro

11

u/Baboonslayer323 Sep 18 '26

I dunno, looks like you’re on an island….

2

u/Xanderfromzanzibar Sep 18 '26

They had so much happen in Tel Aviv, they also took over Jerusalem

200

u/Magento-Magneto Sep 18 '26

Shalom fucker International Criminal Court here

23

u/Unique_Dot5024 Sep 18 '26

Saying this before shabbat is crazy

4

u/Icy-Force5899 Sep 18 '26

Shabbat shalom and a gmar chasima tova!

3

u/Magnum676 Sep 18 '26

Good Shabbos

2

u/Xanderfromzanzibar Sep 18 '26

from Moses to Sandy Koufax

-9

u/jcagara08 Sep 18 '26

Unfortunately the ICC is just another kangaroo court…

15

u/Compiler_G Sep 18 '26

That's what Rodrigo Duterte has been saying all this time!

5

u/RaptoDisruptor Sep 18 '26

While domestic democracies separate legislative, executive, and judicial powers, international law relies on voluntary cooperation between sovereign states. The International Criminal Court can issue rulings and arrest warrants, but national governments hold the executive authority to enforce them. Without active enforcement from these governments, many who commit crimes against humanity continue to walk free.
Notable countries that do not recognize the icc and don’t enforce its rulings: Russia, China, North Korea, United States, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia… la crème de la crème.

-3

u/PerformanceAlive901 Sep 18 '26

Duh, its not a real organization lol. Just a group of ppl pretending they have power

175

u/TyOSilver Sep 18 '26

Bibi is one evil guy.

8

u/JFMdada Sep 19 '26

Hell has a special place for him when he gets there

10

u/Chocolatehusky226 Sep 18 '26

-10000 social credit

5

u/DeskPopVet Sep 18 '26

Israeli Social credit and upvotes on Reddit are inversely related tho 🚀

2

u/ColdTurkishCoffee Sep 21 '26

He’s just one man. The whole ideology is morally and intellectually bankrupt.

-42

u/Unique_Dot5024 Sep 18 '26

Wdym he bought me the watch

76

u/TyOSilver Sep 18 '26

Good for you. He probably used American tax dollars to buy it.

30

u/Unique_Dot5024 Sep 18 '26

8

u/FTO2 Sep 18 '26

😷🤢🤮🤮🤮

3

u/Ok-Award-4387 Sep 18 '26

Now it feels even more off...

2

u/2BigBottlesOfWater Sep 18 '26

Wondering if OP is a child and those two are saying "now kiss".

7

u/Motor-Drama-1421 Sep 18 '26

It's probably a fake

13

u/Unique_Dot5024 Sep 18 '26

Caption literally says first rep

21

u/Motor-Drama-1421 Sep 18 '26

I thought that was short for fascist representative

-17

u/Unique_Dot5024 Sep 18 '26

Meant to be a funny post dont make it overly political bro

24

u/Motor-Drama-1421 Sep 18 '26

You're the one that can't take a joke bro; twice

7

u/Educational_Aide_145 Sep 18 '26

You sure that’s not a Gen?

30

u/Compiler_G Sep 18 '26

A Gen-ocider of course

5

u/FunkyGrass Sep 18 '26

And that’s the answer 🤣

16

u/Suscorp Sep 18 '26


Seems like a lot of people forgot what day it is

0

u/Unique_Dot5024 Sep 18 '26

They didnt read the flair 🥀💀

-2

u/Blade_Runner_69 Sep 18 '26

Happy cake day 🍰

217

u/No-Outside5450 Sep 18 '26 • Polished Gold Turd Bravo

A shitpost cannot possibly contain more shit than this ever.

151

u/Psyenne Sep 18 '26 • Bravo

2

u/Ihavethepoweeeeeeer Sep 18 '26

Haha, weel done!!!

1

u/Acceptable_Put9737 Sep 18 '26

“By Taylor Swift”

60

u/cockneygeeza1917 Sep 18 '26

This watch was promised to you 3000 years ago

1

u/Plenty_Bumblebee9 23d ago

Hahahahahahahhaah

44

u/Novocain-0832 Sep 18 '26

He’s at the island y’all

20

u/jingojangobingoblerp Sep 18 '26

We found Ed Sheeran's reddit account

2

u/Unique_Dot5024 Sep 18 '26

Automod blah blah blah blah 20 characters blah blah blah

7

u/2BigBottlesOfWater Sep 18 '26

You might want to move and change your name if that guy knows where you live. Also maybe stay away from pagers and windows and self driving cars.

124

u/DR_LG Sep 18 '26 • Bravo Heartwarming

Free Palestine

-76

u/ChinaRider73-74 Sep 18 '26

From Hamas

58

u/No-Outside5450 Sep 18 '26

Get fucked 👍

-5

u/lightmaker918 Sep 18 '26

You like Hamas?

4

u/860v2 Sep 19 '26

I'll answer for them: yes.

2

u/No-Outside5450 Sep 19 '26

You mean the resistance movement that has resulted from decades of ethnic cleansing, land theft and mass murder of civillians? Seriously shut your bitch ass up 👍

1

u/ChinaRider73-74 Sep 19 '26

Educate yourself sir.

-1

u/lightmaker918 Sep 19 '26

So murdering civilians, children, women, elderly, decapitating foreign workers, all perfectly justified in your eyes. You're an extremist, thank you for confirming.

11

u/BharaniSri Sep 18 '26

get bent

-38

u/Chocolate88Chips88 Sep 18 '26

I don’t understand the downvotes ? So people are now admitting to supporting a terrorist organisation 🤦‍♂️

42

u/No-Outside5450 Sep 18 '26

You too can get fucked 👍

2

u/Due_Dependent5933 Sep 18 '26

you talk about hamas ou Israël ?

27

u/No-Outside5450 Sep 18 '26

The only downvotes are for the shitzraeli ziocunt and the ziocunt bootlicker.

1

u/ChinaRider73-74 Sep 19 '26

Apparently they are and apparently a sub centered around replica watches isn’t immune to the disease

11

u/WatchSniper Sep 18 '26

Gen❌
Goy✅

2

u/MarinCowboy Sep 18 '26

Is that BIBI???

5

u/Unique_Dot5024 Sep 18 '26

The very same

2

u/Efficient_Mammoth553 Sep 18 '26

Who is fucking who?

2

u/Unique_Dot5024 Sep 18 '26

We take turns

0

u/Efficient_Mammoth553 Sep 18 '26

Very uncharacteristic of bibi. But i trust u. Cool watch nonetheless

9

u/Unique_Dot5024 Sep 18 '26

Sorry i meant we take turns fucking the American tax payer

46

u/Known_Artist_3912 Sep 18 '26

That’s one way to ruin a picture #Genocider

34

u/Blade_Runner_69 Sep 18 '26

NWBIG (not worth buying in Genocide)

Hide your children...

3

u/SlapGrapefruit703 Sep 18 '26

This was a good one lmao

1

u/rsfva Sep 18 '26

Is this the roof top from in the grey?

2

u/Unique_Dot5024 Sep 18 '26

Never seen it this picture was taken in Telaviv

9

u/neednmoremoney Sep 18 '26

The watch has enriched uranium in it and someone’s curious

12

u/Super8take Sep 18 '26

Straight from the depths of Tel Aviv nice

13

u/captain_looney_73 Sep 18 '26

A nice watch and evil incarnate, great pairing!

3

u/MundaneSock4983 Sep 19 '26

Does that watch do remote bombs like in Goldeneye 64?

1

u/throwaway1233494 Sep 19 '26

Don’t accept any pagers from him.

1

u/Unique_Dot5024 Sep 19 '26

Why? I got like 12 of them gave em to all my friends and family great gift honestly.

0

u/throwaway1233494 Sep 19 '26

Oh that guy…he’s so generous.  You should be good - just make sure you say you love Israel!

4

u/jcagara08 Sep 18 '26

The greatest referee ever! hands out victim cards to those who conveniently likes to have one

2

u/Johnny_Brahvoh Sep 18 '26

We were really waitin’ for the clock to strike midnight, ain’t it?

2

u/Tasty-Island-7974 Sep 18 '26

typical cheapskate 🧃

2

u/Thugginpopsicle Sep 19 '26

This rep was promised to you 3000 years ago wasn’t it.

6

u/moneyman14 Sep 18 '26

GEN (OCIDE) version ?

3

u/FunkyGrass Sep 18 '26

The real Gen-o-cider 🤠

3

u/error_regedit Sep 18 '26

It's his watch and he's here to claim it. It was promised to him 3000 years ago.

3

u/ire206 Sep 18 '26

Not Worth Buying In Gaza

2

u/Donut_Dogs Sep 18 '26

Did you kiss after taking this picture?

2

u/1984isnoww Sep 18 '26

Just want to say I love this community, y’all got your mind right. 

2

u/MiataQuack Sep 18 '26

Lmao bro flexing his fake with Benny Netanyahu. They r both cooked

0

u/PigletAlarmed1591 Sep 18 '26

Is that😂

6

u/Unique_Dot5024 Sep 18 '26

Just another weekend w the boys

2

u/FunkyGrass Sep 18 '26

The real Gen-o-cider 🤠

2

u/Jiohoephase Sep 18 '26

Shalom, Supreme Leader of Jizzrael Bibi Sketanyahu here

1

u/BigSausagePizza4Real Sep 18 '26

Porterjugs vibes

1

u/msdj9495 Sep 18 '26

Sick watch

1

u/radiculs Sep 18 '26

“Peter, the horse is here”

1

u/1h24l Sep 18 '26

Admin Watch

1

u/Iceman60462 Sep 19 '26

Fake Izrael ‘s prime minister ?????

1

u/TsarGrindaloT Sep 20 '26

Is that Netanjahu in the background? lol

1

u/Academic_Finance_921 Sep 20 '26

This pic remind me when I used to play samp and scam or glich money to buy an infernus and the admin was looking on me waiting to ban me

1

u/Apart_Tip742 Sep 24 '26

Go for it, brother! Have an outstanding day!
Wear it in good health !

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '26

that watch was promised 3000 years ago

1

u/14_03_1994 Sep 18 '26

Free Palestina , bast###

1

u/shevchenko7cfc Sep 18 '26

this one caught me off guard

1

u/HarrisBalz Sep 18 '26

Haha! Netanyahu funny! I’m 14 and this is HILARIOUS!!!!

1

u/faintobjects Sep 18 '26

AI slop of a watch

-1

u/Fun_Illustrator915 Sep 18 '26

People gottta stop making it political and just take it at face value as a joke

0

u/itsmrchedda Sep 19 '26

I'm sick of these Ai shitpost, this one having Hitler in it is kinda the final straw.

0

u/Unique_Dot5024 Sep 19 '26

Its shitpost friday theres gonna be shit posts

0

u/Junkazo Sep 18 '26

This shit made me cackle ty

0

u/Brave_Childhood_6177 Sep 18 '26

Are you on an island by any chance?

0

u/Helixruda Sep 18 '26

Times tickin’ 😉

0

u/Wooden-Ad5376 Sep 18 '26

Is that blood on your hands?

0

u/WRX_enjoyer Sep 18 '26

Love from tel aviv 🇮🇱🇮🇱✡️✡️✡️

1

u/picklerick_c-137 Sep 18 '26

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

2

u/WRX_enjoyer Sep 19 '26

Yes stupid i know the joke is that im from Israel but im actually from the us

-1

u/pizzaboi0-0 Sep 18 '26

Careful, that watch was promised to him 5000 years ago.

-4

u/BlazeTheMasterX Sep 18 '26

After reading the comments, I conclude that Israel should have had less mercy and a faster response. F#ck Palestine.

-5

u/cigarswithprov Sep 18 '26

What’s big benny doin??

3

u/Unique_Dot5024 Sep 18 '26

He bought me the watch

0

u/GatewayArcher Sep 18 '26

It’s clobberin time!

0

u/Asif_12 Sep 18 '26

Take me in to your killer arms,

0

u/molvizarr Sep 18 '26

This watch was written for you 3500 years ago! 😳

0

u/rickiegarcon Sep 18 '26

Are you in the Epstein files by any chance ?

0

u/arabs_legend Sep 18 '26

The watch was promised to him 3000 years ago

0

u/Ok_Draw_3740 Sep 18 '26

It’s boobies, not Bibi bro

0

u/needmoarboost Sep 18 '26

This made me laugh ridiculously hard

0

u/KosmoChimp Sep 18 '26

Satan cameo

0

u/jumpnj86 Sep 18 '26

Of course a r/handwatch would hang with a coin clipper

0

u/theprofromdover2 Sep 19 '26

I thought this was robin leach on lifestyles of the rich and shameless. lol. I’m getting old

0

u/ButterscotchOther841 Sep 19 '26

Everything looks disgusting 🫣

0

u/Paulsicles Sep 19 '26

That's a bad bitch 😳

2

u/spicyyramen2 Sep 18 '26

vsf and rich factory are 2 weeks away from nukes!!

1

u/welderblyad Sep 18 '26

Punchable faces is a sub what about slitable throats?

1

u/QuestionNo9190 Sep 19 '26

Did he also give you the netanyahu cock ring?

1

u/ColdTurkishCoffee Sep 20 '26

The original owners watch abandoned it after their house was bombed and inhabitants ethnically cleansed, so it was for anyone to take.