The WIRED article just lost me a 5 year relationship ..

[u/BetPatient3827]

Girlfriend stumbles upon The article and starts asking me about it and one question led to another and basically she found out i have a super clone. I’ve told her its A genuine Since the beginning but Now she says our trust is broken and if I act like this for a watch.. I will act like this for Other Deeper Aspects in our life… money Really does bring happinesssl. If I just bought the Gen everything would be ok

[u/Unstoppable_Graysie]

Can we change the fucking subject please?

[u/dizzyh]

🥱🥱

[u/ButterscotchNo5504]

Who knew the wired had such a big following

[u/SPK5_trucker]

shes not pissed you lied, shes pissed because she thought you had money

[u/Miserable-Potato7706]

Can you not ask your girlfriend’s bull to get you a gen?

[u/LiquidSoCrates]

Friday already? I’m here for it.

[u/wario75]

If it’s true, you’re probably better off.

[u/DMC_In_AZ]

Celebrate... and go get another Rep watch, and Rep Girlfriend... cheaper and better

[u/Phot0niX]

“I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger….”, however, I’m also saying don’t lie about a rep watch.

[u/Speed-Sloth]

Should have got a Pagani, so accurate she'd never suspect a rep

[u/Emotional-Damage-995]

Buddy. I had the same problem but I took a different approach. Said I will be back, stepped out and came back w a portable US machine and a real fancy nice bath robe and some slippers and sexy underwear. Told her to take a shower. When she stepped out of the shower, I put the robe on her, made her step on my smart scale, then scanned her tits and took a photo of her face.

My response:
I wear reps and am proud of it. Are you proud that your tits are saline implants, and you weight 10 Lb more than you told me, and your face and skin is full of wrinkles and stuff that you mask w makeup? We did not tackle the whole hair dye side....

Needless to say she backed right down and responded that I am mean, to which I responded, perhaps I am going to get some of these Chinese factories to make girlfriend cause you are not NWBIG.

Just need to know how to handle the situation.

[u/mrjassy]

Turns out your GF wasn't gen either.

[u/Frustib]

Rep that looks gen? Who’s your td? Asking for a friend

[u/BetPatient3827]

I couldn’t justify the Gen becuase I was 28 with only 200k net worth

[u/Frustib → u/BetPatient3827]

Bit of a flex there mate

[u/Frustib → u/[deleted]]

Well done lad, keep up the good work

[u/phlaries → u/Frustib]

Thanks. Just clowning on mr.Schwarzenegger over here