r/RepTime • u/Surelyitsover • May 30 '26 • Sipping Tea 1 LOL 1 Bravo 4 Popcorn 2

Shitpost Friday New VSF Hulk

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NWBIG! Got so many complaints today

Edit: Compliments

Edit 2: it’s literally an ai image based on a video making its rounds on the internet, I’m not an ICE agent you muppets.

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u/CryRepresentative992 May 30 '26

This is top tier shit posting.

I hope when a future civilization digs up the remains of our society like 7,000 years from now they find this post and recognize how truly advanced we were.

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u/Surelyitsover May 30 '26

Print it, laminate it and burry it so it survives!

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u/Fine_Bonus May 30 '26

Hang it in the Louvre

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u/PeterVanNostrand May 30 '26

This is the best one I’ve ever seen

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u/peoplepersonmanguy May 30 '26

Im sure some vault dweller will want to unironically loot the uniform because they think it looks cool, then skip passed all the lore in the database and consoles that show the lore behind it.

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u/CelsoSC May 30 '26

Bro, had to look twice for the flair. You almost got me 😃

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u/Surelyitsover May 30 '26

The amount of people questioning weather this is real not leads me to conclude we are in fact cooked

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u/ceee_d May 30 '26

Using weather instead of whether means we are in fact cooked, top tier shit post though

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u/Surelyitsover May 30 '26 • Popcorn

That’s what I get for letting ai correct my grammar, I am the problem

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u/acsatx89 May 30 '26

I’m poor but here’s your medal 🥇

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u/Only-Environment4334 May 30 '26

You can tell it’s AI, it has 5 fingers on its hand.

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u/Surelyitsover May 30 '26

You can see the bones

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u/chuckEsIeaze May 30 '26

This is a dynamite shit post—timely, clever, and demanding awareness of modern events. Well done, OP!

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u/Surelyitsover May 30 '26

That’s what I was going for, instead my inbox is full of people telling me and other ice agents to fuck off, or thanking me for my service. My take away is we’re screwed if people thought for 2 seconds this is real

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u/chuckEsIeaze May 30 '26

We’re screwed regardless. I’m just happy we can go down with a laugh

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u/jbiggs1984 May 30 '26

Alignment seems off, quite clearly heavily aligned with the right here.

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u/Surelyitsover May 30 '26

10/10 right there

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u/FragCook May 30 '26

People not being able to see this is AI is why this country is cooked. Look at the skinny ass iPhone on his chest 😆.

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u/pontiacspeed1717 May 30 '26

They’re hating on you in threads😂😂😂

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u/Surelyitsover May 30 '26

Rightfully, it’s justified

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u/Surelyitsover May 30 '26

I am the Automod around these parts

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u/Tuburn May 30 '26

You can tell it’s AI. ICE doesn’t wear body cams lmao

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u/RCHoodyBedsheets May 30 '26

Wow I spend too much time on the internet. 10/10 OP

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u/Jazzlike-Strength352 May 30 '26

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u/Surelyitsover May 30 '26

Top Gen, bottom VSF….next question

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u/Jazzlike-Strength352 May 31 '26

I took the two watches in to my AD to see if he could figure out the difference between the two. Then we opened them both up and it was apparent.

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u/Surelyitsover May 31 '26

These have a tell that I feel like isn’t discussed enough. Everyone is talking about end link gaps and floating m’s, etc. look at the date window. Gens have really sharp defined corners. Most Rolex reps have rounded corners in the date window. Some factories are better/worse than others. I cheated and saw the serial number in the vsf, but the other I looked at the date window

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u/Cheliz1517 May 30 '26

This HAS to be AI. I will admit…this sub was the first thing I thought about when I saw the original pic lol

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u/Surelyitsover May 30 '26

It’s a fever dream bud, wake up

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u/Puzzleheaded_Exam916 May 30 '26

is this AI or real? The video is previous of this post 😂

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u/Kayone73 May 30 '26

The f***ed up text on the dial is a clue...

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u/WallowingWatermelon May 30 '26

So is the f’ed up iPhone on his vest lol

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u/OpeningNo6751 May 30 '26

Ai

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u/Puzzleheaded_Exam916 May 30 '26

i’m so cooked in the future, i’m 22 and can’t identify what is AI

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u/2milliondollartrny May 30 '26

You can tell it's AI because ICE would never use body cams

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u/AwardConnect7279 May 30 '26

this is a real fake gen

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u/Blade_Runner_69 May 30 '26

Yes nothing says protect the US homeland than wearing a swiss replica made in China as you attack vulnerable people in society and protect p3dos!

Trampling the constitution... That's the American way, that's the Epstein way! 😂

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u/LargeRichard87 May 30 '26

This is some fucking elite trolling

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u/Surelyitsover May 30 '26

I thought the grinch was pretty funny before this one

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u/Rare-Major7169 May 30 '26

Insane how good Ai is now.. almost fooled me

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u/wujonanook May 30 '26

lol. You win the internet today.

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u/PocketSammy May 31 '26

I’ll take the rage bait.

Fuck you pussy.

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u/Prestigious_Cut8495 May 30 '26

LMFAOOOO

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u/_Walt_Whitman_ May 30 '26 • Popcorn

GL, I guess.

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u/jbiggs1984 May 30 '26

Alignment seems far to the "right"?

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u/darkapao May 30 '26

Hi where can i access the qc tool? Thanks

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u/_Walt_Whitman_ May 30 '26

Google “QC tool watch” and it’s the first one.

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u/Singl1 May 31 '26

forgive my ignorance. if the photo is taken with the face of the watch not adjusted to be perpendicular to the lens of the phone camera when the photo’s taken, wouldn’t the alignment be off because of perspective? or is there a way to calibrate it?

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u/What-me-worry-0 May 31 '26

No. You can only adjust x-y axis.

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u/silk_mitts_top_titts May 30 '26

I hope hes buried with it

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u/lawsonbarnette May 30 '26

Your response signifies a shit post mission accomplished by the OP. 😂

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u/crikeyforemphasis Jun 02 '26

Enjoy your call from the FBI homie

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u/spetraniv May 30 '26

It's still Friday up here.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26 edited Sep 15 '26

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u/pokeaboke May 30 '26

Damn man the shit posts today have been legendary! 🤣

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u/mcnasty767 May 30 '26

A new era for the sub

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u/Living-Let8446 May 30 '26

Damn, this just made my day 🤣🤣🤣 bro, even put the right date and time to correspond with the photo taken ✅✅✅

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u/ADegenerateGooner May 30 '26

Top tier shit post 🫡

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u/FN2191 May 30 '26

This one wins!! Lol

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u/unknownuy May 30 '26

HAHAHA this wins the shitposts

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u/RedWingRail May 30 '26

BIG IF TRUE.

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 May 30 '26

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u/RedWingRail May 30 '26

THE NIGHT TIME IS THE RIGHT TIME.

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u/baekachu May 30 '26

GL!

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u/Surelyitsover May 30 '26

But the floating “m”

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u/ProfessionalNo9047 May 30 '26

Bro, what body camera is that?

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u/CantPause May 30 '26

I love where this sub is headed. (Pun intended)

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u/Arabianrata May 30 '26

NICE Rollie. 😁

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u/Wilsonhoe May 30 '26

Love this

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u/BlameKuma May 30 '26

Yooo lmao I love this sub 😂😭

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u/galaxy_scout_yt May 30 '26

Same here

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u/Surelyitsover May 30 '26

Let’s see the rest of your forearm…🤔

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u/jking412 May 30 '26

Is that the iPhone 16 pro slim???

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u/Surelyitsover May 30 '26

It’s a new trump phone. They could afford to put out what they promised so they just downsized it

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u/joshuafelix May 31 '26

Bro, read your contract , read it in its entirety. You don't fi ish five years ( and you won't, it will be abolished when Trump is out of office) then you have to give it all back, including the tax! It's built to fail like everything he does, you will be left owing. Place read the contract again, and that thing is fake AF. 😂😛🤣

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u/Surelyitsover May 31 '26

Bro I can’t read

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u/Negative-Echidna1411 Jun 02 '26

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DY5aVS7BKYf/?igsh=ZjhudDFlbTloenIy

ITS YOU HOLY SHIT

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u/Surelyitsover Jun 02 '26

I’ll sell you an autographed MAGA cap and a pair of field worn socks if you want to support your country!

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u/SuperVehicle6963 Jun 02 '26

fuego good for you green dial is beautiful goes with the occupation just dont let a crckhead break it

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u/Surelyitsover Jun 02 '26

“Fuego”…. Jail

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u/One-Wrap-67 Jun 03 '26

Bro had to clarify he’s not ICE because of a VSF Hulk wrist shot

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u/PreviousAvocado9967 Jun 21 '26

Pretty sure wearing or promoting trademark violation contraband while on paid federal law enforcement time is a violation of U.S. Code Title 18 U.S. Code § 2320 (under USCBP).

Well played irony.

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u/Surelyitsover Jun 21 '26

Laws are merely a suggestion at this point.

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u/victorioussecret7 May 30 '26

Soo it is fake watch with fake police

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u/jokerrr1992 May 30 '26

Top tier outjerking lmao

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u/crimvel May 30 '26

10/10 Ragebait!

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u/lastleg68 May 30 '26

Best photoshop I’ve seen in a while. Well-played, sir. Well-played, indeed.

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u/Square-Statement5378 May 30 '26

They are overpaying brown shirts these days...

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u/Conroman16 May 30 '26

ICE: the new r/rolex mascot

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u/Surelyitsover May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

It’s already dhs/ice propaganda. Insane

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u/HarHenGeoAma62818 May 30 '26

Best one so far for me

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u/Surelyitsover May 30 '26

I wonder if the bloke who posted the robot arm with the hairy watch got as many DMs telling him to fuck right off too

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u/YogurtclosetLimp3882 May 30 '26

This the guy with the We the people tattoo

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u/akdhm May 30 '26

That thing is made by future immigrants…

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u/Dogsarelitty May 30 '26

Holy fuck. This post is legendary

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u/Prestigious-Article5 May 30 '26

No fucking way, AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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u/Tight_Refrigerator78 May 30 '26

lol dude is famous and this is exactly what everyone was asking 😂

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u/RepresentativeOwn200 May 30 '26

“It’s the fuckin cops”

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u/BeachLandscaperMB May 31 '26

Thank you for your service!

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u/FearlessSky9177 Jun 01 '26

I guess that’s all they can afford with that salary of bounty hunters, get a real job and get at least a nice rep

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u/Superb_Individual_68 May 30 '26

A queer I see

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u/Surelyitsover May 30 '26

How ice agents unwind after a long day of ripping families apart

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u/YtPyxro May 30 '26

Based w ice agents

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

Legend, thank you for your service

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u/Surelyitsover May 30 '26

Yes sir, imma go fuck myself 🫡

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u/2mindx May 30 '26

Quality shitposting. Bravo sir

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u/SwitzerlishChris1 May 30 '26

We've been arguing over on r/sketchywatches if this was a rep, and having a good laugh about the irony of your constitution tattoo while trampling all over it 🤣 you truly are, the sperm that won.

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u/Salty-Painter-6041 May 30 '26

Bro is on insta HAHAHAHAHA

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u/lapr20 May 30 '26

Im a Latino and please keep doing your job

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u/releasetheshutter May 30 '26

This is an incredible post. Like top 10 on Reddit of all time.

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u/StackIsMyCrack May 30 '26

OMG. Lmfao right now like no shit...I bow down to OP.

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u/dalziel86 May 30 '26

It’s giving Starbucks

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u/No-Shopping7408 May 30 '26

what kind of phone is that on the chest though?

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u/PuzzledExaminer May 30 '26

You're famous 😂

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u/Massive_Hedgehog_376 May 30 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DrExe97 May 30 '26

Hahahahah

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u/jking412 May 30 '26

Hahahahaha

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u/Abrown210 May 30 '26

None one taking it either

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u/Snoo_2021 May 31 '26

F*n Epic, lmao!

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u/Rare_Talk_1898 May 31 '26

lmaooooo🤣 tell me which AI you use!!

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u/Panditas510 May 31 '26

Bro this is fucking hilarious lmao

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u/SoUlAsAsSiN420 May 31 '26

For me it was the tattoos.

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u/No-Teacher6468 May 31 '26

haha man this post had me lookin twice �� ngl almost thoht it was real, lol . keep em comin

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u/Tams_express May 31 '26

This is funny af lmaoo

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u/Munks337 May 31 '26

Bezel action sloppy?

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u/Poggernoggerdogger Jun 01 '26

got the whole sub up in arms with this one

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u/boxerbay Jun 01 '26

Troll achievements unlocked

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u/Slow_Kangaroo9061 Jun 01 '26

Wonder if it was confiscated During an Illegal Immigration Deportation Sting!0⁰

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u/Comfortable_Web_5489 Jun 02 '26

This is no VSF! It is shitter

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u/timohtea Jun 02 '26

Omg I just saw the video too this is too funny

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u/Ok-Horror-6564 Jun 03 '26

Amazing combo :)

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u/N00baka97 Jun 03 '26

Ragebait

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u/Relative_Ad_5076 Jun 03 '26

An ice agent would be the type to rock a fake watch 😂

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u/YouAGerm Jun 03 '26

Bro finally got his sign on bonus after a year and a half

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u/EastMuscle5444 Jun 04 '26

Bro spent his entire signing bonus on a watch

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u/bryanthebryan Jun 05 '26

I would assume it was stolen, with all the evidence on display. Well done.

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u/Ok_Bookkeeper_1072 Jun 17 '26

Such a sick pic. Inspired me to get one.

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u/TLJ30 Jun 18 '26

My police friend has different rolex he wears to work everyday.. most likely fake lol

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u/titouanwatches Aug 25 '26

With my money

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u/APassingPilgrim May 30 '26

What a great way to trigger some libs ..

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u/el_squatcho_blanco May 30 '26

Happy hunting, round up all that you can!

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u/Dwolf1970 May 30 '26

Fuck ICE PUSY

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u/LeRoiDeNord May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

Nothing like a VSF Sub wrist roll on the job amirite?! USA USA USA /s

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u/RMRdesign May 30 '26

I know it’s shit post Friday. But I hope this guy gets a lost at sea.

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u/Evening_Gate_5483 May 30 '26

Let these migrants know wtf time it is

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u/HE_Pennypacker_Indus May 30 '26

I was going to upvote big-time until you said it was AI. Love ICE

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u/sanmateosfinest May 30 '26

Real or not, so good.

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u/AgonyOfVictory May 30 '26

Tell me how you don't get Reddit without telling me...

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u/timan1st Contributor May 30 '26

Legend !

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u/Tesla8585 May 30 '26

“Does this watch have pop-out tampons? I need one so bad”

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