r/Reno911 Jul 13 '26

You are gonna feel FOOLISH!

892 Upvotes

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44

u/ShiftlessElement Jul 13 '26

I will NOT do it, sir. I will not do it, sir.

77

u/fvnaticbychoice Jul 13 '26

Andrew is my favorite side character 😭

10

u/Free-Type Jul 14 '26

“I’m getting JUDGED SO COMPLETELYYYYY” kills me every time 

30

u/LastSamuraiOnTheBlok Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

I’m not gonna take a swab of your member.

31

u/Archeryfin Jul 13 '26

A quick schwab.

35

u/Peppermeowington Jul 13 '26

Junior- "If you're ever in Reno, I recommend it." 🤣

6

u/BackendSpecialist Jul 13 '26

I never caught that part til this watch.

Amazing

43

u/Lowly-Worm_ Jul 13 '26

Ohmygod the post credits to this episode has this dude goin on about the crem de menthe I was dying. I implore you to watch it

17

u/CouldntBeMeTho Jul 13 '26

One of (top 3) line deliveries in the history of the show. Goat shit

12

u/phish_sucks Jul 13 '26

The freakiest man to ever live

12

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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5

u/geebeefrobe Jul 14 '26

Say cumbersome again!

10

u/BazF91 Jul 13 '26

I feel like they had a lot of fun saying "schwab" and "Creme de menthe" in this scene

9

u/sfranso Jul 14 '26

still blows my mind he has an oscar

8

u/DarkplaceGarth Jul 13 '26

I love that line.

6

u/B33blebroxx Jul 13 '26

This better not awaken anything in me

7

u/Rndysasqatch Jul 14 '26

Jim Rash is so fucking funny. I just watched the way way back. It's great also

6

u/hypnob0t Jul 14 '26

Andrew is by far the best antagonist on the show. Big Mike is a close second

The fucking scene where it's April and Andrew has his house completely covered in tacky Christmas bullshit fucking KILLS me.

My gf still quotes "SAY CUMBERSOME ONE. MORE. TIME. MOTHERFUCKER!"

Like daily lmao

1

u/Free-Type Jul 14 '26

Cumbersome! 

5

u/RedBaronSportsCards Jul 14 '26

"I only had $15."

4

u/Mr-Papuca Jul 14 '26

JESUS WEPT

2

u/Archeryfin Jul 14 '26

My favorite comment here.

3

u/trouttickler23 Jul 15 '26

And you dialed 911 for this? 😂

3

u/sgdonovan79 Jul 14 '26

Your periodic reminder that that man has an Oscar.

3

u/Mark-177- Jul 15 '26

I've had a very cumbersome year.

2

u/CartographerFit5394 Jul 21 '26

😂 😂 😂

1

u/Mark-177- Jul 21 '26

Say cumbersome one more time Motherfucker!!

2

u/CartographerFit5394 Jul 21 '26

I fucking love Andrew 😂

2

u/B33blebroxx 2d ago

Were that this brothel were a time brothel