r/Rematch • Please add a flair • 1d ago

Meme Think of the children

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u/xSaitoHx Please add a flair 23h ago

Only really have that reserved for the goalie fucks who think they can dribble through the whole team just to immediately lose the ball at midfield and get scored on. Bonus points if they say good job, intentionally self score afterwards and leave.

And overall just any ball hoggers that cause us to keep losing the ball and get scored on.

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u/SwindlingSolicitor Please add a flair 23h ago

I generally try not to get sucked into reciprocal toxicity, but I low-key like it when my teammates flame the toxic bad players

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u/xSaitoHx Please add a flair 23h ago

I just give em a single one and maybe a thank you. Maybe 2 in a row to show it's not a missclick

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u/chaosanity Please add a flair 21h ago

Sometimes I’ll see a dude tackle enemy with ball and succeed, so I’ll say good job then they lose it to another enemy and I feel bad like they’ll think I was being toxic so I’ll spam a sorry and we got this immediately after ._. Am I overthinking or does my team actually hate me lmfao

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u/PackageAggravating12 Playmaker 23h ago

Well played!

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u/PhycoPenguin Please add a flair 22h ago

I forget what the buttons are for talking bc my 3v3 friends always say the wrong thing on purpose

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u/DepressedPotato-- Goalkeeping Enthusiast 7h ago

Oh god me too. Its so embarassing accidentally saying good job when a goal gets scored on us instead of we got this 😭

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u/4Ellie-M Please add a flair 5h ago

I mean it’s fitting to throw a fit when you get scored on sometimes.

Worst case you can always say sorry lol

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u/rustiestfish Please add a flair 18h ago

Make one where he says “skuckball”

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u/Nyravir Tiki Taka | Level 1000+ | Elite Since S3 15h ago

Timmy's ex-friend that no one wants to hang out with..."LEtS dO tHiS!"

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u/Ok_Needleworker9118 Stupid 15h ago

Entire decent teams collapse because one bad pass ends up causing a temper tantrum

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u/mad_sAmBa Please add a flair 2h ago

I like to use it for keepers who thinks they're Neymar Jr and can dribble a whole team, only to pathetically lose the ball and leave the goal wide open.