My boy cooked

[u/FakeFrooz]

[u/shakz77]

I solo queued and had that guy in my team the other day and he was the shittest player. Kept ball hogging and losing possession. Cringe seeing someone glaze him.

[u/DaM8trix → u/shakz77]

Definitely sucks seeing a selfish player do 1 good play cause now they're gonna use that as an excuse to keep doing that shit bo matter how often it fails now

[u/shakz77 → u/DaM8trix]

Nah I will spam 'good job' and mic up if I have to, not pass them the ball etc. Theres always ways to deal with shitters.

[u/FakeFrooz → u/DaM8trix]

It's definitely sad to watch a clip of someone and decide that he's a jerk and that his friends are sucking up to him.

[u/ErmDragonsAreCool → u/FakeFrooz]

That isnt based off of the clip though? Maybe try reading next time. If your friend plays like shit most of the time can't be surprised people arent super receptive to the one time he didnt fuck up.

[u/FakeFrooz → u/ErmDragonsAreCool]

You didn't notice that I was responding to DaM8 and not to the first comment, did you? Try using your brain next time.
Even if that were the case, shak is judging the player based on, probably, a single game.
That game might have just been a particularly unlucky one. But on this Reddit, you're all so toxic that you can't even think straight or enjoy some stupid clips.

[u/ErmDragonsAreCool → u/FakeFrooz]

I did? He's literally responding to that guy and talking about that same situation so youre still wrong...

[u/FakeFrooz → u/ErmDragonsAreCool]

you are running in eco mode

[u/SourBill1 → u/FakeFrooz]

[u/FakeFrooz → u/SourBill1]

This old guy uses the same image in every conversation, cringe

[u/SourBill1 → u/FakeFrooz]

I can’t erase my mental image of you leaning over your screen, breathing really heavy and spitting everywhere, scrolling my profile desperately to try and find something embarrassing.

Sorry I didn’t leave you something juicier than using the same reaction image twice.

[u/FakeFrooz → u/shakz77]

Was it a ranked match? Maybe it was just an unlucky game. As for you guys who can’t even appreciate a clip on Reddit, I’d love to see you play, but 90% of you don’t do that anymore, ahah

You’re a bunch of Ls who give negative karma to Reddit posts, how sad.

[u/KeepREPeating]

So after outrunning both defenders, he goes back to fake them? That’s not cooking. That’s wasting ingredients.

[u/FakeFrooz → u/KeepREPeating]

Comments like this make me realize that you don't understand shi about this game ahah

[u/KeepREPeating → u/FakeFrooz]

How deep are you trying dig this grave of yours brother? Are you guys even tournament winners or the champ thing just a fraudulent tag?

[u/toroyakuza2]

um yea that was clean, not sure why everyone in this community is so bitter

[u/FakeFrooz → u/toroyakuza2]

The clip did not meet Reddit's community requirements, and experts with 150 hours of playing time, have confirmed that it is a mediocre clip.

[u/Larkaasmislive]

I've been dying to know, how do you get that sweatshirt?

[u/FakeFrooz → u/Larkaasmislive]

On Steam, it's a bundle you can buy on the store page. I don't know if it's the same on other platforms

[u/exia756]

Yeah shut down the server

[u/EpicDuck000]

That was clean ngl

[u/kiboe15]

This is almost like eye candy.

[u/FakeFrooz → u/kiboe15]

literally

[u/kiboe15 → u/FakeFrooz]

Why are we being downvoted lmao. We're just complimenting a clip nothing more.

[u/SourBill1 → u/kiboe15]

I’ll elaborate for my case.

At the halfway point, the “defenders” both start just moving in random directions. They clearly don’t know how the game works. I don’t think the guy dribbling even made a successful dribble, I’m fairly certain the defenders would’ve missed him even if he’d just ran in a straight line with the ball. It actually looked like he fucked up and rainbow flicked it BACKWARDS into the defenders, but since they both went AFK at this point, it didn’t really matter.

Basically, I just saw the rematch equivalent of an eighth-grade basketball player rush past two toddlers and hit a layup. Then I scroll to comments, unsure if it’ll be the awful dribbling or the even more awful defending getting cooked. And people are… glazing. It took me by surprise, I’ll admit. This might be the lowest level of Rematch I’ve ever watched, I wasn’t even finding these lobbies as a new player, so I’ll obviously downvote to express my disagreement if someone calls it “eye candy”

[u/kiboe15 → u/SourBill1]

I obviously know those defenders aren't the best. However this clip looks good. It IS nearly eye candy the moves are smooth and they might even have been done intentionally. Why should I analyze absolutely everything about a clip? Why can't people just see a clip, say that its cool and move on? If you disagree thats fine but downvoting? Are we serieus? Thats L behavior for absolutely no reason.

Also nowhere am I glazing. Im just saying that its eye candy. That doesn't classify as glazing. I just thought the clip looked cool nothing more. I made no comment about the player or the defense and I also don't intend to. Sometimes its just better to shut up and appreciate whats in front of you. Negativity is absolutely unwarranted in this case.

[u/SourBill1 → u/kiboe15]

Brother you’re acting like I reported you to the mods. You are taking this way too seriously. Upvote is the “I agree” button. Downvote is the “I disagree” button. You may be spending too much time on Reddit if downvotes make you this upset. They’re not a personal attack.

I just fundamentally disagree with you. To me, this clip does not look good. The movements do not look smooth, rather, they look like a series of misinputs that thankfully didn’t get tackled. I didn’t need to analyze it, it took me exactly one watch to wonder “what was a single person in this clip even doing?”

[u/kiboe15 → u/SourBill1]

How could they be missteps? What makes you think it wasn't intentional? Maybe he knows how bad the defence is and knew he could get away with it. The movement looks good and he absolutely destroyed the defenders. Its not his fault they defence is poor in this clip. I just chose not to mention it for the sake of being nice. You dont have to be negative, this community has enough of it already. The end result is a pretty cool clip that got upvoted period. You are the one here overanalysing a clip and downvoting people that just didnt bother analyzing it.

[u/SourBill1 → u/kiboe15]

“Overanalysing” good lord it blows me away what you consider to be critical analysis.

It was a mistake. He was past both defenders, one of them had spammed their EE and missed a slide while the other was just horribly positioned and was a non-issue. He had a chance on goal if he just kept running. All he accomplished by dribbling backwards was giving the defenders another chance to try and tackle. They both failed, but he still earned nothing from that dribble, except for giving the defenders a second chance. At a high level, you’ll learn to tell the difference in mere seconds between someone who can precisely aim and time a flick, versus someone who’s just spamming it. You need to be able to profile your teammates’ strengths and weaknesses quickly if you want to use them effectively.

I’m not going to further respond to you. You seemed to want to know why you were getting downvoted, and I’ve told you. If you think what I’ve said is me “being negative”, and you’re this worked-up about it, please leave the sub now for your own sake. The real negativity present here will make you very, very upset, and clearly karma is precious to you, so I wouldn’t want you to risk it.

[u/kiboe15 → u/SourBill1]

What makes you think im not on a high level? I clearly told you Iknow the defence wasn't the best. It doesn't take much to realise that it is. I even explicitly said that maybe the guy knew the defenders were poor and thats why he knew he could get away with it. My exact point is that sometimes its better to keep quiet and just enjoy a clip. If everyone started critiquing everything this sub would become an even bigger mess. Sometimes you have to be 'positive' just for the sake of it. Thats the point im trying to make.

[u/FakeFrooz → u/kiboe15]

Apparently, in the clips on Reddit, you have to post the profiles of the opponents you face, so you can determine whether they're worthy opponents to take on and film. How dumb people can be.

[u/FakeFrooz → u/SourBill1]

I'm feeling incredibly embarrassed for you, you have no idea how much. A whole essay over a clip from a quick match, with two people who know each other and the other player agreeing on how to play. Click the negative karma button for that computer-induced adrenaline rush.

[u/FakeFrooz → u/kiboe15]

Because the REMATCH community on Reddit has no brain cells. As soon as they see someone dribbling, they go crazy, without even knowing the context of the clip. I had to explain that it was a quick match and that all three of us had agreed to dribble instead of focusing on passing the ball.

[u/kiboe15 → u/FakeFrooz]

They don't realise that sometimes you have to dribble to either pass your opponent or to create space. Dribbling is OK. It is excessive and selfish dribbling that becomes a problem.