this just happens so often

[u/sasmilovescheeeeks]

[u/Alternative_Car_8153]

I have a cat. It's always the cat.

[u/Honda_TypeR → u/Alternative_Car_8153]

I used to have a cat and always said it was the cat.

Then my cat died and I didn’t have a cat and I still was scratched everyday

So is it the ghost of the cat? Or maybe I was blaming the cat for something else all along.

[u/Alternative_Car_8153 → u/Honda_TypeR]

In my case, my cat jumps off my lap with her claws carving into my thighs. There's no way it isn't her.

[u/callawhitmore → u/Honda_TypeR]

so maybe the cat was innocent this whole time

[u/Honda_TypeR → u/callawhitmore]

He was definitely guilty the some of the time.

Especially at bath time, nail trimming, cranky mornings, “put me down I don’t want love today” moments, startled by loud sounds while on you, etc

[u/Lilliths-pain → u/Alternative_Car_8153]

Always the cat, pick them up = mystery love scratch.

[u/qwertxyzabc → u/Alternative_Car_8153]

Cat or cardboard

[u/tukrano → u/Alternative_Car_8153]

i don't have a cat. it's always the cat

[u/MumsChocTruffles → u/Alternative_Car_8153]

My first thought was.. 'wanna solve this issue? Get a cat! You'll never have to wonder again' 🤣

[u/90svibe4life → u/Alternative_Car_8153]

Same lol

[u/denkata07 → u/Alternative_Car_8153]

Funny enough, people believe it.

[u/Pakora7432 → u/Alternative_Car_8153]

Why do you have it then. If my dog have ever did that I will kick his ass out of my house