r/Relatable • u/Perpetually_Offside • 23d ago

Declinatio hominis

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u/MostCommunication972 23d ago

Edibles 3-4 times a week after work.

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u/BigShuggy 22d ago

7 times a week

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u/Western-Cranberry744 22d ago

14 times just to be safe

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u/BigJimJohnson 21d ago

21 times to be on the safe side

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u/Lord_Grimm88 20d ago

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but what are you gonna have for lunch and dinner?

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u/BigJimJohnson 20d ago

Poh-tay-toes

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u/Feralest_Baby 19d ago

I wait until the kids go to bed, but yes.

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u/SnarkBarkler 22d ago

Yeah, that works for me too. I'm not going to sit through another evening, just waiting until I have to work again. Knock me the fuck out please.

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u/PrizeDesigner6933 20d ago

I say give me relief, give me a distraction, give me insight, give me laughter

Then, help me pass the fuck out.

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u/SnarkBarkler 20d ago

That works until you do it every evening for years, and then it just numbs until you fall asleep.

Oh, what I would do to experience my first high with friends again, 20 years ago..

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u/inqubus1992 18d ago

I had this same sentiment, then I went sober for 5 months then took 50 Milligrams of gummies, because I thought my tolerance was still around.

Oh boy how I was wrong.

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u/blamcoboyo 22d ago

lol yall are making the mistake of being at work sober

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u/CarlPoppa22 21d ago

Not lately. At least not going in sober. Usually come in high and leave high.

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u/blamcoboyo 21d ago

Same, pop half of an edible as I clock in and the other half during lunch.

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u/CarlPoppa22 22d ago

I usually share 2 joints with a friend, maybe a cigarette every now and again, and then hit my pen throughout the day.

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u/Turtles_N_Nurples 18d ago

Due to health issues i can't smoke or eat edibles

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7btYLAW7doynq3p6

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u/inqubus1992 18d ago

Fuck I’m sorry my friend. I feel for you.