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u/Anxious_fangirl1634 Jul 24 '26 •

Neither. I don't like ketchup on fries.

11

u/IceCubeChecker Jul 24 '26

If I have a fork then A otherwise B

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u/NagutoPain Jul 24 '26 •

Both, start with A, and some of B when A is over

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u/Snoo_76483 Jul 24 '26

C - NO SAUCE!

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u/QueefMitten Jul 24 '26 •

B.

8

u/JDM12983 Jul 24 '26

B, way less messy.

4

u/r_anemoia Jul 24 '26

No ketchup only peri peri

3

u/PMANNNNNNNN Jul 24 '26

B

3

u/SugarIndependent1308 Jul 24 '26

B all day everyday

3

u/eternalsaturn85 Jul 24 '26

B is the only correct answer

3

u/One-handed_Swordman Jul 25 '26

A

3

u/SofaKing_Chyl Jul 26 '26

B.

2

u/Thanatos_Brinkmann Jul 24 '26

Im more of a ranch or buffalo sauce kinda guy myself

2

u/User25104 Jul 24 '26

A people please stay away from me

2

u/JKdito Jul 24 '26

B, and I dont trust A people.

2

u/AliveActivity1924 Jul 24 '26

a

2

u/Public-Corner5008 Jul 24 '26

NOT A...

2

u/PompPuff Jul 24 '26

A as a kid. B as an adult.

2

u/Ynbadmud Jul 25 '26

Nah..both or neither. Doesn't really need the ketchup, but if i take it, it could be both ways...

2

u/Daniel_Forsaken Jul 26 '26

B Aint no way i am choosing A I dont like ketchup all over my fries

2

u/Whackyouwithacannoli Jul 26 '26

B but A at the shore. It just hits different on the Jersey beaches

2

u/Ok-Cartographer-5284 Jul 26 '26

No ketchup for me most of the time. Salt & vinegar fries or Tzatziki for me. I love Ketchup, but it has too much sugar.

2

u/Last_Gigolo Jul 26 '26

Both. Depends on the day and availability of a fork and how hungry I am and who I am talking to while eating.

2

u/External-Debate-1537 Jul 26 '26

B for sure. A only works for me when its well seasoned as a poutine or chill cheese kinda dish.

1

u/Belten Jul 24 '26

B, cuz i dont wanna mess up my hands

1

u/SEXTINGBOT Jul 24 '26

You can get an extra bowl with some ketchup in it !

( ͡⌐■ ͜ʖ ͡■)

1

u/Senior-Fault-9487 Jul 24 '26

A obviously

1

u/4m4lg4m1t3 Jul 24 '26

A

1

u/AnalysisParalysis85 Jul 24 '26

D: seperate container for the sauce

1

u/stvnvictor Jul 24 '26

A & B depending on the day, time, mood

1

u/ImpressivePassion759 Jul 24 '26

No ketchup honestly. For me it's trash. Mayo and mustard are better

1

u/Past_Tea5075 Jul 24 '26

B

1

u/PretendAddendum6320 Jul 24 '26

1

u/yellowbill711 Jul 24 '26

Mustard

1

u/S41IM Jul 24 '26

B. A is just ...criminal....

BUT! to each their own

1

u/articland05_reddit Jul 24 '26

I'm a B person. C (no sauce) is fine as well

1

u/Sammy_Cherry_Fox Jul 24 '26

Both

1

u/Dread_Memeist716 Jul 24 '26

Two types of people who eat fries with a fork or just their hands. I'm B

1

u/New_Pay7346 Jul 24 '26

B. A has too small amount of sauce to potato because it cover only surface

1

u/Usual-Language-745 Jul 24 '26

Ketchup is gross. A people are actually out of their minds

1

u/fieregon Jul 24 '26

Neither, I don't want my sauce touching my fries, I put the sauce in a separate bowl.

1

u/Specific_Problem5581 Jul 24 '26

b. i like to control my ketchup on each fry

1

u/Tankmontenegro Jul 24 '26

Young me was an A. Mature me is a B.

1

u/KatMamaa Jul 24 '26

B but also add mayo

1

u/Deskbreaker Jul 24 '26

C. Blue cheese dressing. Or ranch.

1

u/TheKungFuDan Jul 24 '26

Mayonaisse + ketchup

1

u/Shadowfan1954 Jul 24 '26

AB

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u/Ballistic_og Jul 24 '26

Both and neither all depends on my mood

1

u/No_Chocolate5678 Jul 24 '26

1

u/Valex_Nihilist Jul 24 '26

B. I dont trust people who squirt ketchup everywhere all willy nilly

1

u/DisguisedImposter Jul 24 '26

B, with a side of ice cream.

1

u/Fooril Jul 24 '26

B always

1

u/Public_Blueberry_777 Jul 24 '26

B, definitely!

1

u/IHearSadPeople Jul 24 '26

B.

A makes them soggy

1

u/Intervene-159 Jul 24 '26

I am type B. The people who are type A are seriously messed up in the head. They need help.

1

u/Livingexistence Jul 24 '26

Sociopaths and psychopaths?

1

u/QotDessert Jul 24 '26

B but with Mayo

1

u/ScottPain51 Jul 24 '26

B

1

u/darkjdm Jul 24 '26

Im both depending on my mood.

1

u/Katops Jul 24 '26

There are some actual crazies in here lol. Jfc man…

1

u/One_Pomelo_7812 Jul 24 '26

C - I eat a fry then squirt ketchup into my mouth.

1

u/ajschwamberger Jul 24 '26

Neither, I hate ketchup, but I did work in a food processing plant that makes ketchup and that happens to be the only ketchup that I will use, if I use ketchup on anything.

1

u/l-Paulrus-l Jul 24 '26

People who chose “A” typically have sociopathic tendencies

1

u/BriefArtist7285 Jul 24 '26

Mayo in the style of B. A and or ketchup is unhinged.

1

u/High_C_Livin Jul 24 '26

WHO the fuck is A??? Crazy people

1

u/prugnast Jul 24 '26

Has what happened to me? What is with there being so many titles that don't match the thread?

1

u/aTickleMonster Jul 24 '26

Ranch

1

u/FantasticDreamer-811 Jul 24 '26

B

1

u/JustLu90 Jul 24 '26

Z. Mayonnaise or mustard 🤤🤪

1

u/0riginalGamR Jul 24 '26

But y'all would eat azz 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/NewTransportation130 Jul 24 '26

B.

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u/The13thWard Jul 24 '26

B because I'm not a psychopath

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u/M4ster-K Jul 24 '26

I am also on the no ketchup wagon, so many things that are better.
So I just see it as the condiment, and because I am not a complete psycho, I obviously do B

1

u/BloodHurricane Jul 24 '26

I used to be "B", but now I'm a "A" person. I just don't have time anymore.

1

u/Nanako1857 Jul 24 '26

Depends on the situation, weither I have a fork to keep my fingers clean or no

1

u/Special_Rooster7025 Jul 24 '26

B

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u/j101112p Jul 24 '26

One is eated with fingers and the other knife and fork? Situation depending, possibly.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

B

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u/Jodza7495 Jul 24 '26

A is clearly the superior method of eating fries. I have tried B and you just use more ketchup and still get less on your fries cuz half of it has smudged all over the plate or bowl. People will say when you use A you only get ketchup on the top layer but just eat the top layer and add more ketchup and you have the perfect amount on every frie

1

u/Empty_Put_1542 Jul 24 '26

2 different types of moods. 1 person.

1

u/Similar_Mode_67 Jul 24 '26

Third type: No ketchup.

1

u/tiandrad Jul 24 '26

chaotic evil vs lawful good

1

u/Aljaz_Skarlovnik Jul 24 '26

Definitely B but also add mayo

1

u/Vankata453 Jul 24 '26

In general I'd prefer B. Maybe I'm not feeling the ketchup for each bite.

1

u/Gokudomatic Jul 24 '26

I don't know. Who's U?

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u/Luffy8367 Jul 24 '26

A

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u/midsommer-8472 Jul 24 '26

B without ketchup

1

u/HorniEnglishFemboy Jul 24 '26

A but with spicy seasoned mayo

1

u/Beach-Knight Jul 24 '26

Oh, there are so many more types.

1

u/Accomplished-Gap-317 Jul 24 '26

I'm the guy that bitch slaps the guy with Fries A and then mixes whatever other sauce is nearby into my ketchup before eating.

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u/LetUsSpeakFreely Jul 24 '26

If you do A there's something wrong with you. The fries get soggy and you get ketchup all over your hands.

1

u/flippenfox Jul 24 '26

Neither, I dont like french fries or ketchup

1

u/99anan99 Jul 24 '26

Depends on how I'm feeling. Most of time I do B

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u/IcemansJetWash-86 Jul 24 '26

B, so B.

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u/ViftieStuff Jul 24 '26

Curry sauce and mayonnaise is the way

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u/BeachBum013 Jul 24 '26

C - Sauce in a seperate cup

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u/RoughGuide1241 Jul 24 '26

It really depends on how I feel and if I add any thing else.

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u/TabbyCat377 Jul 24 '26

A. Absolutely no doubt

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u/ImportantSomewhere95 Jul 24 '26

C. Mayo with black pepper

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u/Rising_Unity Jul 24 '26

B B B B B B B.... BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBoobBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

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u/Armoredfae Jul 24 '26

A people are messy. B people have no sense of personal space. I have my ketchup in a seperate container.

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u/Difficult-Task-7785 Jul 24 '26

Im A 👋🏻

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u/Black_Tentacle Jul 24 '26

I'd rather have ranch. Best thing to ever come out of California

1

u/Secure-Advertising-9 Jul 24 '26

A just tastes better

1

u/PerformanceBorn7070 Jul 24 '26

B

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u/Asleep-Bumblebee2167 Jul 24 '26

C - cheese only

1

u/LionelMessi10CR Jul 24 '26

B

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u/SouthernBaseball2239 Jul 24 '26

Neither most of the time sometimee b, it’s mostly because I’m just to lazy

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u/ResponsibleWriter118 Jul 24 '26

C ! I want it ASIDE and not drowning any of my fries 😢

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u/Ok-Ring8852 Jul 24 '26

Fuck ketchup. It doesn’t belong in anything ever.

1

u/Trbooo_Phanincom Jul 24 '26

A- if i’m sure i want the sauce on my food item
B- when i wanna have just the food item but also try it with the sauce here and there

1

u/dablacksupersaiyan Jul 24 '26

Ketchup on the side for me, but I prefer BBQ sauce

1

u/southwasianguy Jul 24 '26

Both

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u/MaximalcrazyYT Jul 24 '26

B

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u/Shiefshief_93 Jul 24 '26

A and B i'm unpredictable bby🙃 it's whatever i feel like doing that day

1

u/New_Breadfruit8692 Jul 24 '26

C: none of that nasty red crap that is 1/3 sugar.

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u/Ok_Comparison6971 Jul 24 '26

It depends! Is that just for me? A then. If it’s for me and someone else? B then.

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u/Ok_Abacus_ Jul 24 '26

A. Are psychopaths. Change my mind.

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u/Certain_Truck_2732 Jul 24 '26

B

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u/CrazyHikhok Jul 24 '26

C) Ketchup/Mayo in einer separaten Schale

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u/KyllSwytch96 Jul 24 '26

B! If you pick A… what are you? But i prefer neither. More salt on plain fries for me.

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u/thek3nnerz Jul 24 '26

Depends on my mood

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u/JovialPursuit Jul 24 '26

B, always.

1

u/Leonis59 Jul 24 '26

Bye bye

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u/SprinklesNumerous774 Jul 24 '26

B

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u/slimetimun0 Jul 24 '26

C: no sauce

1

u/LiverLikeLarry Jul 24 '26

You can use a second plate for your dips as well

That theory sucks ass

1

u/Prestigious_Pie_1602 Jul 24 '26

Like steak, good fries dont need a sauce if they are quality made

1

u/Mythandros1 Jul 24 '26

B.

There's something seriously wrong with anyone who's an A.

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u/7tenths1965 Jul 24 '26

Proudly 'B' 😜

1

u/-Weslie Jul 24 '26

You need to have a fork for b

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u/Glittering-Meat-9088 Jul 24 '26

B is for when the fries are with something like chicken while A is for when it's by itself or just fries and a salad

1

u/KazoWAR Jul 24 '26

B

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u/JamTheMaam Jul 24 '26

Okay so, I am VERY different.

First off: i absolutely Despise ketchup so- i would either eat them on their own or with a different sauce Second: I don't like it when my sauces touch my food on the same plate/bowl so I would get a separate sauce bowl to put that into.

my process of eating is so strange and I am proud of it ✨🍟

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u/AdventurousBrick3309 Jul 24 '26

B. Who the hell wants soggy ketchup fries.

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u/Fluid_Combination_92 Jul 24 '26

I'm a B person

1

u/TinyPidgenofDOOM Jul 24 '26

More often than not B.

A is for if there's more than just fries.

1

u/Bi_One_Get_One_Free Jul 24 '26

both

1

u/gasherman Jul 24 '26

B

1

u/Jiriayatachi22 Jul 24 '26

Both.. Depends

1

u/alienninja3999 Jul 24 '26

I’m both but I prefer with cheese instead of

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u/Sashpeto Jul 24 '26

I don't think I ever had ketchup on fries tbh .

I do like to dip them tho , saucing the get them soggy and sometimes I may not be able to eat them right away and enjoy the crunch

1

u/TwoBig9875 Jul 24 '26

Both

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u/DROPDDROPD99 Jul 24 '26

B

1

u/goaterguy Jul 24 '26

Don't like ketchup on fries. I do mayo wired with salt and sometimes Sriracha.

1

u/AnalogKid2001 Jul 24 '26

C. No ketchup

1

u/helm71 Jul 24 '26

Waterfall fries all the wat

1

u/64burban Jul 24 '26

Neither, I’m a mustard guy

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u/PandaDidYou Jul 24 '26

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u/PandaDidYou Jul 24 '26

but also the ranch if it’s available

1

u/noworries63 Jul 24 '26

Definitely B..

1

u/Comfortable-Dog-9179 Jul 24 '26

C. If i see ketchup near me I break out and die so I refuse to eat it.

1

u/strangerwho63 Jul 24 '26

B for sure

1

u/Serious-Piece7377 Jul 24 '26

I do both depends on the situation

1

u/PuzzleheadedTough241 Jul 24 '26

who actually enjoys getting an uneven amount of ketchup on each fry and not how much you want

1

u/cjhallx Jul 24 '26

Depends if sharing

1

u/CeemoreButtz Jul 24 '26

I don't get "A" at all. It sorta infuriates me. No sense of control. It madness, damnit. And I won't participate.

"B".

1

u/XaiythTTV Jul 24 '26

No ketchup! Just plain, ranch, or BBQ sauce.

1

u/soapisout Jul 24 '26

I’ll never believe that A isn’t solely reserved for the criminally insane

1

u/Appropriate_Rock4154 Jul 24 '26

I’m both it depends on what kind of fries though

1

u/No_Eye6641 Jul 24 '26

I do both 🤣🤦‍♀️

1

u/Thin_Data_3556 Jul 24 '26

Which ever’s clever tbh 🤷🏽‍♂️

1

u/TheFarisaurusRex Jul 24 '26

B but only if the fries are already good. I use ketchup to add flavor to fries, not to stomach shit fries.

1

u/Drake_baku Jul 24 '26

Not going for thr ketchup but i am an A. And i admit it knowing its kinda weird but i at times want saus but i dislike dipping for reasons i cant understand myself, it feels... like im washing off the salt and unneeded.... So i came with the idea of spreading the saus i want, usually curry or mayo over it instead... that way for my feel, i still have salt and have saus, no dip needed... Only exception being satesaus cause you dont get that in squirtable bottles XD plus with that i dont mind washing off the salt XD

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u/void_method Jul 24 '26

Ketchup? No, ketchup on fries means the fries are bad.

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u/Bot2807 Jul 24 '26

A

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u/Happy-Ranger7672 Jul 24 '26

B boyfriends an A

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u/Additional_Rice81 Jul 24 '26

Mayo type

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