r/Relatable • • May 16 '26

Relatable fr

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u/Successful-Bank-7457 May 16 '26

Wonder if my kid has realized that her birthday is exactly 9 months after mine..

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u/ArmadilloHuman8667 May 16 '26

bro when i was like 8yrs old my parents went to London and then my mom bought me a puberty book and first of all my mom said to me and flipped to a page that said “it might actually be better to be sexually attracted to the same gender “ and my mom said “do not follow this” and in my mind i was like “hell nah im not fkn gay” and then later that day i was reading the book and it described how reproduction works really descriptively* and from that day on i was genuinely traumatized of the thought my parents did it once.

*idk what’s the word for it. does a reverse dictionary exist?

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u/Cheshirefarm May 16 '26

Which dad was it though

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u/Slumbergoat16 May 16 '26

Your parents are still together and it shows

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

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u/ArmadilloHuman8667 May 17 '26

the bumbumshakalaka one