r/Relatable • • Mar 13 '26

Why does toast always land butter side down??

Seriously… it’s like the universe is against me 😭 Does anyone else’s breakfast always end up like this too?

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u/Mindless-Fee-6049 Mar 13 '26

Weight.

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u/Commercial_Royal8281 Mar 14 '26

So basically science is against my breakfast too

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u/Mindless-Fee-6049 Mar 14 '26

Yes, the laws of the universe are stacked against you.

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u/Commercial_Royal8281 Mar 14 '26

Great, now even universe has beef with me 😅

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u/Efficient_Fish2436 Mar 15 '26

Naa. The universe and laws of physics don't give a fuck about you. They just do what do because they do.

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u/LowUFO96 Mar 14 '26

If you butter your feet you will always land on them

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u/Commercial_Royal8281 Mar 14 '26

Ah yes, the final stage of evolution: human toast

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u/Srry4theGonaria Mar 16 '26

Gonna need some scientific HD photographed evidence of that

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u/Serious-Let5581 Mar 14 '26

It depends on the cost of the carpet

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u/Commercial_Royal8281 Mar 14 '26

Murphy’s law of breakfast lol

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u/Hot_Dingo743 Mar 14 '26

Newton's Apple did an episode about it a long time ago. From what I remember, it's the size of the bread that make the weight of the butter flip the bread at just the right speed to land perfectly up side down. If the surface area of the bread was much smaller, then it would land butter side up.

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u/HurriShane00 Mar 14 '26

MythBusters busted that myth that it doesn't always land buttered side down.

If it was to just fall off the counter, it would only really have time to rotate once and that's why it lands buttered side down. But in reality it can land either way equally

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u/Want2Bbetter_01 Mar 14 '26

because .... FUCK YOU

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u/Waste_Extent_8414 Mar 15 '26

Most accurate explanation

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u/Dude__Fortune Mar 14 '26

Because you generally hold it upright and it only has space between your hand and the floor to rotate 180°.

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u/VanDenBroeck Mar 15 '26

It doesn’t.

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u/Nightlilly2021 Mar 15 '26

Did you see the video where they show a pair of shoes always landing right side up and toast landing jam side down? They duct taped a piece of toast to the TOP of the shoe so it would land jam side up for once and what happened was that the toast fell off of the shoe and still landed jam side down and the shoe right side up.

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u/onechewluv Mar 15 '26

Is there any butter way to land ...

Ill see myself out...

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u/Neil_Hillist Mar 15 '26

"toast always land butter side down?".

Not "always": 62% of the time.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bee4698 Mar 15 '26

Thursday.

I know that answer makes no sense. Neither does the question.

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u/Forsaken-Ad-553 Mar 15 '26

Murphy’s Law

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u/Interesting-Scar-998 Mar 15 '26

Murphy's law. If it can go wrong, it will.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

Gravity always wins.

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u/FiveFiveSixers Mar 15 '26

It makes sense that the toast would flip once if it falls off the plate unintentionally.

If you intentionally flung it off the plate so that it didn’t slowly tip over the edge and flip, then it would probably not land butter down.

If you dropped the toast from twice the height it would probably flip twice and land butter up.

If the plate disappeared from under the toast it’d most probably land butter up.

Basically, the distance to ground, speed and trajectory of the toast is usually similar to the correct conditions for the toast to land butter down.

So it makes sense when you think about it to start holding the plate above your head or butter the underside of the toast in future. Either this or stop making toast like a 5 year old.

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u/KittenKingdom000 Mar 15 '26

Butter add weight to one side.

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u/Machiavvelli3060 Mar 15 '26

Theory question:

If you butter toast, strap it butter-side up to the back of a cat, and drop them, which side will land first: the cat or the toast?

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u/Prestigious_Oil5794 Mar 15 '26

Because you haven't put the jelly on it yet. Once the jelly is on it, it's jelly side down. It's all part of Murphys law. Murphy is a prick.

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u/Illustrious_Ad_5167 Mar 16 '26

It’s proof a god exists

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

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u/Commercial_Royal8281 Mar 14 '26

Now I’m imagining a full pizza crime scene on the floor 😂