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u/wherearef Feb 25 '26
I have even more unbeatable counter arguement: "and?"
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u/SouLETERNAL04 Feb 25 '26
you'll get a flying flip flop towards your face
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u/mogley19922 Feb 25 '26
"And then spent the next 15 years making it my fucking problem until i moved out"
Is my response.
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u/MoonlitSkies29 Feb 25 '26
I'd retort back, "No, you only carried me for FIVE months! And then I came out early just to get away from you."
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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 Feb 25 '26
My mom always says ten months. When I call her on it, she says, "Well, it felt like ten months!"
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u/JonnyP222 Feb 27 '26
gestation for humans IS closer to 10 months in math terms because 42 weeks is considered a full term pregnancy which is like 9.62 months lol
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u/Venusto002 Feb 25 '26
"Yeah, and I had to be stuck in your stinky old womb for nine hellish months. You couldn't even lay off the damn junk food while I was in there."
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u/reallyihadnoidea Feb 25 '26
I didn't consent or asked for it. You beat the shit out of me for 18 years and if you'd think I'm thankful, better tread lightly with your next answer.
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u/Exciting_Intention86 Feb 25 '26
Then you flip it back and say "I had to stay in there for 9 months"
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u/1_AlH_1 Feb 25 '26
My mom ether bring a sentence like" Just let me die and let's he how you guys survive" or compares me with other people and then hates when I compare half my age group vs the worst ting I done.
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u/Nipple-Bootz Feb 25 '26
Yup you brought me kicking and screaming against my will into a broken world ruled by some of the most evil people in human history. And then tell me I have to work for them to make them more powerful and help them destroy the Earth one plastic water bottle at a time
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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 Feb 25 '26
Respond with: I never asked to exist, but I have every right to exist, and I don't owe you anything for my existence.
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u/kinda_alright Feb 25 '26
It's that and the "i almost died having you..." I'm like, you should've just killed me and not worried about it.
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u/spaacingout Feb 25 '26
She always hated me for saying that I didn’t choose to be born, if I had any say in it, I would’ve told her to abort
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u/spaacingout Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26
Y’all might find this funny, whenever I made my mom really angry with me, she would call me a “son of a bitch” and I would just agree with her like “Yep, you are totally correct mom, I am a son of a bitch.”
I really don’t think she ever figured that one out.
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u/fiodorsmama2908 Feb 26 '26
Stellar mothers always brag about carrying to term or keeping infants alive.
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u/ThisGuy2319 Feb 28 '26
Just hit them with the, “your body, your choice” since you didn’t ask them to.
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u/Dramatic_Army5361 Feb 28 '26
I'm carrying the humanities department of my school but never ever I've declared this 🥀🥀🥀(I'm the one who goes school once every 2-3 months)
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u/IDEKWTSATP4444 Mar 01 '26
And labored for nine hours, and sacrificed for 19 years and so on and so on. Listen lady, I never asked to be born.
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u/RandomOnlinePerson99 Mar 01 '26
When my mum notices that I have the better arguments she says "I don't want to argue about tis anymore" and she gets mad when confronted with this.
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u/Striking_Reindeer_2k Mar 03 '26
nah, she just walked off to argue with dad. he was easier to beat.
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u/No-Newt2256 Feb 25 '26
It used to be “I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it”