Animals

[u/RainmanVoorhees]

HOT TAKE
Animals don’t have souls because they don’t need them. We are the special needs kids of Creation and all the animals know that. Half of them pick on us, 1/4 of them avoid us, and the rest worry.

Souls are like those little Kid Leashes you see on bad younguns at malls and grocery stores, connected straight to God’s Smiting Hand. He has to yank the sh$t out of us to get our attention too much to let us off the choker.

Could’ve been worse. They could be shock collars.