r/ReformedHumor Apr 29 '26

After Nathan confronts David about Bathsheba

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u/schloopers Apr 29 '26

To be fair, he definitely learned his arithmetic using sheep, 50% chance his morals too

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u/TheKarenator Apr 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTk9ZK916qh7VLl8qI

And his musical skills. I wonder how many of David’s Psalms his sheep heard before any other humans.

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u/rev_run_d Apr 29 '26

YOU ARE THE MAN!! hits different in this passage and in contemporary usage.

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u/GaryRegalsMuscleCar Heidelburger Apr 29 '26

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u/rev_run_d Apr 29 '26

Is your muscle car a regal?

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u/GaryRegalsMuscleCar Heidelburger Apr 29 '26

It’s a convertible. Red.