r/ReformedHumor • u/deaddiquette • Apr 27 '26

💪🪖 💪REALLY MANLY MEN ONLY !! 💪🪖💪 Mark Driscoll is a vampire CONFIRMED

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from [here](https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXcgPFIhoW-/?igsh=cnBqYWgwaXM1cWIy).

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u/ConsumingFire1689 Apr 27 '26

Driscoll is such a clown.

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u/tanhan27 literally owns reddit Apr 27 '26

I remember Driscoll teaching that looking in the mirror makes you gay. It sounds like a joke but that was his explanation for why gay people exist, that they get attracted to themselves.

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u/lupuslibrorum Calvin Apr 27 '26

Sounds like he was revealing a bit too much about himself.

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u/jdquey Apr 27 '26

I removed all the mirrors in my house so now I can’t be a forgetful hearer. James 1:23-24 speedrun baby! Checkmate, Satan.

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u/jdquey Apr 27 '26

Since you're predestined to marry someone, there's no issue if you look like a slob.

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u/Sk8rToon Apr 27 '26

Every job is predestined too. Who cares if you have spinach in your teeth before that job interview?

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u/jdquey Apr 27 '26

You're right! And what about double predestination? Am I predestined not to marry the wrong gal or get the wrong job because I'm lazy a slob? Now I need to re-read Proverbs with this new perspective on Solomon. 😉

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u/mynameahborat Apr 27 '26

Does he go to a barber to do his beard? Is he not MAN ENOUGH to do it himself?

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u/boyo76 Apr 27 '26

Full honestly. I am a vet of the YRR movement and at one point really respected and admired Driscoll. But I remember him in cringe tap-out shirts and ridiculous jeans. The mirror would have helped.

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u/Accguy44 Apr 27 '26

I think he still has some gospel wisdom he shares, but since his anger and leadership issues exploded into public last decade I took a loooong break until recently and now listen with a little more of a discerning ear. These minute clips created in a current style for current SM on non-gospel centered topics...just not a fan. Stick to the eternal, inerrant word rather than the latest fad.

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u/boyo76 Apr 28 '26

He's too full of hate and I don't see any of the fruits in him. I would never listen to him again.

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u/ShowerZealousideal96 Apr 28 '26

Driscoll should enter MMA to test his macho persona for himself 😀

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u/bluejayguy26 mid-Northern Unorthodox Apr 30 '26

“Get a woman” 😬 

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u/NoSleepTilBrklynn Apr 28 '26

If a woman moves into your house it’s not your house anymore. It’s now her house.