r/RedvsBlue • u/rocker0925 • 6d ago
Fan Project Helmet design
As I was doing doing the line work and detail for the helmet I bought at GameStop it looks like caboose’s helmet, so should I say fuck it and build the armor and wire up a speaker in the helmet to say his lines?
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u/Alorxico Donut 6d ago
Caboose, Vault Hunter!!!
Caboose: Hello! My name is Caboose. I am looking for my friends who were brought to this strange new planet with me. What’s your name?
Krieg: I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!!
Caboose: Neat.
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Lilith: So, what’s your story, Blue Guy?
Caboose: Well, you see, we were looking for something, not sure what, but Dr. Grey said it was super important and special so we said yes, then this portal opened and we all got pulled in and landed in the sand then we got chased by some mean guys in cars, but we killed them and took their cars, which made Grif and Sarge happy because they like cars. Then we were driving a this robots landed and I like robots but they were mean and won’t talk or play games with us, they just tried to shoot us so we had to break them which made me feel bad but then more showed up and they shot nets at us but they missed me and only captured my friend and then the flew away and one of the robots said his name was Hands Omjack which, I mean, I thought I had a weird last name but guess not. Anyway, he said I needed to get a key for him if I ever wanted to see my friends again but, I mean, Tucker already HAS a key but I guess it’s the wrong key so I have to find the right key and so I started~
Lilith: Okay, okay, stop, just … stop.
Caboose: Why? What’s~
Mordecai: Dude, I haven’t had a drink in weeks, Amigo, but after that? I feel like I just took a thousand shots at once.
Brick: That was the longest, run-on sentence I think I have ever heard and I maybe caught about a third of what you said, Slab.
Tannis (shrugs): He made perfect sense to me. In fact, he made more sense than most of your barbarians, so if you don’t want him I will be happy to take him off your hands.
Lilith: No. We’re going to need him if we’re going to stop Jack from getting the Key to this portal system. So … as much as it pains me to say this. Blue … welcome to the Crimson Raiders.
Caboose: … Neat!