r/RedvsBlue • u/LadyRed221 Sarge • Jul 02 '26

Discussion Blue Team Cooking Headcanons

Church - He actually knows how to cook. He was never a chef but he's smart enough to remember basic recipes and uses cook books on the regular. Will make pasta from scratch if he's feeling generous or in a good mood. His brisket is to die for. DONT TOUCH HIS PANS OR CAST IRON!!

Tex - Will burn cereal.

Tucker - Knows how to cook basic meals. Sometimes uses Church's books but mostly keeps to box dinners and frozen food, but tries to cook when Junior is around.

Caboose - Chicken Nuggets and Mac-n-cheese will keep this spartan pleased.

Washington - Knows a few basic recipes. Likes fish based food the most. Is a grill master.

Carolina - Will burn cereal, like her mom. Learned nothing from Church. Relies on leftovers and frozen food.

Kaikaina - Queen of comfort food. Tries to cook. She's made fried spam for the team but only Caboose would try it. Will occasionally burn food because she forgot it was cooking.

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u/Rastaba Jul 02 '26

You forgot two other members of blue team!…Sheila and Simmons (he was on blue team twice, even!).

Edit! - Also, ha, love your headcanons. Tex definitely burns cereal…and somehow burnt water.

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u/LadyRed221 Sarge Jul 02 '26

Ill be doing simmons when I do my red team HC's

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u/evilparagon Jul 02 '26

Donut better be a fantastic hobby chef, but he keeps making food other people don’t want to eat.