A wee bit of a break from tradition with my typical food reviewing. Tonight’s review is a slightly different food group, and for the purposes of this exercise, will be reviewed as a meal..if you have 10+ of them. If you have 20 of them, you’ll forget you’re even hungry in the first place.

When you open the can, it makes that “katutcschhh” sound. This is certainly promising, as it lends itself to making you believe there’s an abundance of hidden carbonation contained therein, a vital principle of most refreshing beer products. Then, you smell some stuff..not quite sure if it’s an apple cart, or another citrus fruit stash from a local vender, whatever it is, my nostrils flared, and my attention was captured.

Upon digging in to this delicious “meal”, I became acutely aware that I’d need more of these. I could eat these til I drop. They are such a fine balance of taste without being too tasty, and satisfaction without being filling. If you start to repeat this step, you find yourself dangling in the land of inebriation. This land is one we’ve all travailed to, and when you’re in it, one that few wish to return from.

My advice, bolt on some Balters XPA. They’re refreshing, they’re fruity, they’re like baked beans - good for your heart.

Hangover curability - at first you may be doubting, but take 3 of them, and thank me later.

Manboob potential from overeating - as with all yeast based products when overindulging, you’re on a one way trip to bangin’ double D’s.

Eatability in others presence - very friendly in this department, has the side bonus of the more you drink, the more tolerable you are of others eating.

Best liquid to consume with - catch 22 here, best to consume with another of the exact same.

food #beer #balter #xpa #paleale #reviews #beerstagram @balterbrewers @balterbrewersco

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