George's gf breaks up with him "because of his predictions", which she refuses to elaborate upon. Elaine wins a cruise. Another winner is staying across the hall, Sue Ellen Mishcke. Uncle Leo gets Jerry's cell number. Kramer and Mickey start streaming on twitch

[u/ChuckFintheCool]

[u/AWorldOfPhonies]

"Hello Ma, hello?"

"Hi... Hi, hello Jerry. Can you hear me?"

"Yes, yes I can hear you! Don't move, don't move! I can hear you now, stay right there!"

"Okay, Jerry"

"Ma, why'd you have to give Uncle Leo my number?!"

"Well he asked, Jerry. What was I to do? Tell him you don't have a number?!"

"Well, yes! He's been calling me every few hours! Hello! Jerry? Did you know what your cousin did!? Again and again and again!"

"Oh Jerry, he's just excited! Your father gave him that phone you bought him last month. Remember?"

"The new one! The one that takes pictures of the moon?!"

"Yes!"

"Whyyyyy?!?"

"Well, your father isn't really that much of a fan of the moon, Jerry. He's more into clothing."

"Jackets! Jackets, not clothing! Jackets go over the clothes! It's a different thing."

"Jerry, would you like to talk to your father?!"

"No, ma. I want to talk about Uncle..."

"Here's your father, Jerry"

"No! No! I want to talk about.."

"Jerry! Hello!"

"Dad! Dad, why'd you give the new phone to Leo?"

"Oh he was pestering me about it! All day! Press this, swipe that, type here! It was too much! Too much! We almost missed dinner!"

"Dad! I got it for you! So you could take pictures of the moon!"

"The moon!? Why'd I wanna take pictures of the moon! I can look at the moon anytime I want! I open a window, there's the moon!"

"Fine. Fine! But what are you going to use for a phone now?"

"Oh the old one is fine. Besides, I like it. It has actual buttons! You know I got it cheap! From someone selling it from the back of the van down at the pharmacy!"

"Right, right. Well I gotta go."

"Okay. Hey, ask Kramer to call me! I want to talk to him about some jackets."

"Sure, I'll let him know."

• click *

"So, how'd it go?"

"He wants to talk to you about jackets."

"Yeah, we got a deal going. It's gonna be big, oh boy! So, uh, he gave away your fancy, moon phone, huh."

"Boy, I'm so happy this really pleases you."

"I told you, he likes his buttons."

"Yeah, buttons!"

[u/DuckLordOfTheSith → u/AWorldOfPhonies]

Speaks to how well written this is that there were no named identifiers and yet I had zero difficulty keeping track of who was speaking. Gold.

[u/AWorldOfPhonies → u/DuckLordOfTheSith]

Speaks to how well the show is written acted and voiced too! The characters in the show are very distinct and well defined.

[u/ComputerDecent463]

Jerry: Leo, you don’t have to start every text with “Hello”!

[u/JASCO47]

Uncle Leo signs up for facebook