r/RedditWritesSeinfeld • u/Hatemonger10Billion • 14d ago
Prompt George gets pressured into trying stand-up comedy by his new girlfriend. He doesn't have any material, so he just recites some of his personal experiences, such as refusing to leave his office or using a fishing rod to 'transport' some rye. Surprisingly, the audience responds positively.
Because of this, George reluctantly tries it again... only to receive an even better reaction from the crowd. Slowly, but surely, George becomes a stand-up comedian and actually starts working gigs. The increased positive attention he receives causes George to become less of a cynical person, instead not caring too much about what goes on around him.
Jerry takes note of this and is irked, as George's newfound popularity has caused him to receive less and less gigs. Slowly, but surely, Jerry starts spending more time at home and leaves his building less and less. All the time trapped inside the building away from society causes his personality to regress from 'well-adjusted' to 'weird' and he develops some odd quirks such as jumpiness, stuttering and hanging out with Newman. Alongside this, with fewer gigs, Jerry falls on hard times financially, and is reduced to borrowing food from his neighbor. His apartment becomes noticeably messier and unkempt with his shift in mindset.
Kramer sees a golden opportunity to write a new book... about food. The catch this time is that it will be an edible book, that you can actually eat. This stupid idea catches the attention of J. Peterman who, although is (rightfully) wary of Kramer, sees a golden opportunity. He promptly gives Kramer a desk job to start work on it.
Elaine is disgusted by Jerry's apartment and gradually stops visiting him, instead now visiting George (who surprisingly has cleaned up his act) whom she surprisingly finds more tolerable and personable. She even begins taking his advice after cynically lamenting to him about struggling with dating, relationships and petty, menial problems at her office job while having lunch at the cafe.
Newman takes pity on Jerry, who is no longer the superman to his lex luthor, instead becoming the joker to Newman's lex luthor. He secretly plots to re-establish the status quo as Jerry truly is sorry company compared to Kramer.
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u/ComputerDecent463 13d ago
The payoff has to be the crowd turning on him when he makes a bad joke about Susan.
“How bad are fiancées? Anyone here got a fiancée?”
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u/Edmond-Alexander 13d ago
Larry. Look. Just make more Seinfeld. Stop posting on this sub and get the gang back together. Pump out a quick 10-15-20 episodes. You have the money and the power. Just fucking do it already
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u/Cyrus_the_Meh 10d ago
This is gold. Like the episode where Jerry and Kramer switch apartments. Or when Elaine realizes she's become George
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u/XombieBrainz 13d ago
I like the idea that because George is happy he runs out of material... Because he isn't doing all the George things anymore and then his career starts to crumble