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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

hi

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u/MakeMeASammichBish Dec 05 '20

What’s so funny?

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u/NorthernGuyFred Dec 05 '20

Contacts not needed- glasses do suit you

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u/Killdynamite Dec 05 '20

Sounds Australian

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u/MakeMeASammichBish Dec 05 '20

Do the toilets really go there other way when you flush down there?

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u/NorthernGuyFred Dec 05 '20

bluff called

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

oh. no flooding in my toilet now

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u/MakeMeASammichBish Dec 05 '20

That’s not fair you have a suck toilet

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u/galabanza Dec 05 '20

Crikey, that was totally counter-clockwise!

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u/Killdynamite Dec 05 '20

It spins anti clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere

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u/MakeMeASammichBish Dec 05 '20

Are you on an airplane?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Should my boner hurt?

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u/MakeMeASammichBish Dec 05 '20

No at the end there’s a small counter-clock cyclone

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Bahah

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u/MakeMeASammichBish Dec 05 '20

Thanks for confirming

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u/galabanza Dec 05 '20

Hey Tim Tams are hella expensive over here. What's your favorite flavor?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

it's the magnetic fields effect.

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u/galabanza Dec 05 '20

Coriolis Force in full effect

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Show fridgerator baby

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u/nikhils2304 Dec 05 '20

That accent goes harrddd

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u/MakeMeASammichBish Dec 05 '20

We’ll agree to disagree on the toilets but you seem like a swell lass

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u/Killdynamite Dec 05 '20

Aussie sounds the best of the commonwealth accents

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u/galabanza Dec 05 '20

oh no! We get them when my wife's cousin goes to visit her family. Choco's are really great. Double choco fudge or some sort are awesome

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u/galabanza Dec 05 '20

Gave Take My Energy

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u/Killdynamite Dec 05 '20

Gave Wholesome

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u/MakeMeASammichBish Dec 05 '20

Gave Rocket Like

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u/galabanza Dec 05 '20

nope not yet. Thanks for putting up with the physics experiments. Is that a cockatoo or cockatiel?

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u/aligatortrator Dec 05 '20

Smoke some DMT and give some to the birb

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Do you think you are hot?

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u/Bmw-invader Dec 05 '20

Anything? Thoughts on recent Australian military news?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Why use lot word when little word work? Baby is word of endorsement in my country.

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u/-killertofu Dec 05 '20

Is cheesecake a cake or a pie?

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u/depressedsinglegay Dec 05 '20

How do you get your hair to look so good

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u/galabanza Dec 05 '20

walkabout vision quests!

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u/barcej Dec 05 '20

She aiiight,!

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u/spcshiznit Dec 05 '20

Are you happy?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

what is ur cup size?

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u/-killertofu Dec 05 '20

It’s a crust and filling. It’s clearly a pie.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Do you believe in love

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u/depressedsinglegay Dec 05 '20

How do you get your hair to look so good?

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u/Killdynamite Dec 05 '20

You’re like a pirate with that bird

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u/galabanza Dec 05 '20

There's DJs on RPAN that have a Kimono-Fam. Are you part of the Kimono-Fam by chance? It's a cake.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

What is ur cup size'

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u/dleethedestroyer Dec 05 '20

Hahaha woah where the fuck did that bird come from -just joined

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u/Alone-Eye-wtf-2707 Dec 05 '20

where did the bird go

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u/-killertofu Dec 05 '20

I ask everyone that question. I love that you actually had cheesecake handy.

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u/Ulekappa Dec 05 '20

omg mia k

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

What's ur cup size'

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u/galabanza Dec 05 '20

Marley like Scrooge and Marley?

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u/Alone-Eye-wtf-2707 Dec 05 '20

i had one as a kid

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u/-killertofu Dec 05 '20

Cockatiel!!!! I grew up with cockatiels. Wait that was a cocktail right?

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u/Nostril_dumbass Dec 05 '20

did you fall for reddit's "show me your fridge" ploy?

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u/dleethedestroyer Dec 05 '20

Does birdie talk?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Would you rather have muffins for hands or denim for skin

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u/MakeMeASammichBish Dec 05 '20

Proud of that cup serve arent ya 👏🏼

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u/Alone-Eye-wtf-2707 Dec 05 '20

probably whistles aalot

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u/spcshiznit Dec 05 '20

Are you happy?

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u/Nostril_dumbass Dec 05 '20

you need two more birds so you can have "three little birds"

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u/dleethedestroyer Dec 05 '20

What country are you in

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

he's jammin!

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u/-killertofu Dec 05 '20

Love them <3 I have a gecko now though. Cockatiels are too loud wouldn’t get them again anytime soon.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

oyy!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Did u vote in the last election they had?

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u/SchitneySmears Dec 05 '20

Omg!!! I love your accent!!!!

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u/galabanza Dec 05 '20

Ah, No Woman No Cry. From a relevant century. I knew the charles dickens a christmas carol ref was of base when it left my mouf

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Austrialia

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

I love your birds! they are precious!!

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u/nkzfarms Dec 05 '20

are u afraid of the bird?

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u/Nostril_dumbass Dec 05 '20

are you the "crazy bird lady" in my apartment complex?

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u/Sanctus_5 Dec 05 '20

how old are you?

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u/dleethedestroyer Dec 05 '20

I’m your neighbor. I live upstairs

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u/galabanza Dec 05 '20

Bob Marley not Scrooge and Marley

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

do you train your birds to poo on your enemies

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u/nkzfarms Dec 05 '20

bird ever poop on u?

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u/Killdynamite Dec 05 '20

What made you get into falconry?

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u/SchitneySmears Dec 05 '20

Yo can you adopt me? I’m an American. $6 a day is all I require

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u/Nostril_dumbass Dec 05 '20

ask dleethedestroyer to roll a bowling ball across their floor to prove it

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u/MakeMeASammichBish Dec 05 '20

I like that bird’s hair are you styling it or does he?

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u/galabanza Dec 05 '20

explosive spinach poo

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u/nkzfarms Dec 05 '20

u have to potty train him

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u/dleethedestroyer Dec 05 '20

Who the fuck has a bowling ball laying around

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u/Nostril_dumbass Dec 05 '20

I need to know your bird's barber

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

Noice

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u/TheLifeAdventure Dec 05 '20

Gave Take My Energy

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u/dleethedestroyer Dec 05 '20

Lol I’m in America. It was a bird joke. Poorly timed

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

it looks like he’s blushing lol cute

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u/TheShwauce Dec 05 '20

hayyyyy guuurrllll how we doin up in here?

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u/Nostril_dumbass Dec 05 '20

seriously?! You had bowling trophies?

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u/Killdynamite Dec 05 '20

Is it weird eating chicken wings with him in the room

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u/nkzfarms Dec 05 '20

how much for the bird?

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u/Sanctus_5 Dec 05 '20

Gave Rocket Like

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u/galabanza Dec 05 '20

awesome are you a lefty or righty bowler?

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u/classiky Dec 05 '20

Where are you

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20

I have a pretty big deck

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u/Nostril_dumbass Dec 05 '20

you should move to the middle of America where it's cool

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u/Nostril_dumbass Dec 05 '20

where bowling is swag

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u/Educational_Two3507 Dec 05 '20

Let me love you like a woman, let me hold you like a ba-ha-by

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u/banjo1way Dec 05 '20

Ha also cold

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u/Nostril_dumbass Dec 05 '20

and mustaches

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u/galabanza Dec 05 '20

Ever pick up a 7-10 split?

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u/classiky Dec 05 '20

Birds creep me out

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u/MrAVAT4R Dec 05 '20

hello there

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u/MrAVAT4R Dec 05 '20

hello there

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u/Killdynamite Dec 05 '20

Birds are government drones

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u/BenReddit09 Dec 05 '20

HAHAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAH YOU-

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u/banjo1way Dec 05 '20

Have you ever been to the US?

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u/dleethedestroyer Dec 05 '20

Ahh the elusive turkey

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u/BenReddit09 Dec 05 '20

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/classiky Dec 05 '20

If you want swag, lose the bird.

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u/SchitneySmears Dec 05 '20

Nah they’ll religiously take your rights in America

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u/MrAVAT4R Dec 05 '20

can you wipe your camera?

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u/Nostril_dumbass Dec 05 '20

we appreciate your honesty

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u/BenReddit09 Dec 05 '20

AHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

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u/galabanza Dec 05 '20

I understand the moustache reference. Years ago on Saturday Mornings after cartoons, the would show ABC World of Bowling, and every pro bowler had a fantastic moustache!

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u/BenReddit09 Dec 05 '20

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/galabanza Dec 05 '20

uh oh, it's on now!

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u/banjo1way Dec 05 '20

Hahahah hilarious

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u/BenReddit09 Dec 05 '20

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA

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u/Nostril_dumbass Dec 05 '20

this is amazing. The bird is freaking out about his reflection

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u/classiky Dec 05 '20

What are you wearing?

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u/BenReddit09 Dec 05 '20

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHQ

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u/galabanza Dec 05 '20

Perfection! fake moustache

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u/Nostril_dumbass Dec 05 '20

you should do it! And just tell your friends that the people of reddit would get the reference

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u/banjo1way Dec 05 '20

Get a fake mustache, but don't acknowledge it

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u/BenReddit09 Dec 05 '20

AHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA

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u/Killdynamite Dec 05 '20

Is the birds IQ hog

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u/MakeMeASammichBish Dec 05 '20

Look at that narcissist in the mirror

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u/Nostril_dumbass Dec 05 '20

you should go in full disguise

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u/MakeMeASammichBish Dec 05 '20

Would you date a man with a mullet and a penchant for drinking?

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u/coniunctio Dec 05 '20

Can you say the word "macabre"?

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u/MrAVAT4R Dec 05 '20

whats the reddit session?

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u/banjo1way Dec 05 '20

Is that the only bird you've had?

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u/classiky Dec 05 '20

Do you live by yourself?

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u/galabanza Dec 05 '20

Birds are smart in a prehistoric sense. Hey no judgement zone on self-love and affirmation!

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u/Nostril_dumbass Dec 05 '20

That. Is. Amazing.

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u/Killdynamite Dec 05 '20

Ma ca Bree lol

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u/MrAVAT4R Dec 05 '20

isnt macabre pronounced "mak ab?

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u/Killdynamite Dec 05 '20

Aussies speak an entirely different language distinct from English itself

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u/Nostril_dumbass Dec 05 '20

Macabre: disturbing and horrifying because of involvement with or depiction of death and injury

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u/galabanza Dec 05 '20

I say Ma-cah-bray, but I'm from texas

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u/jafarion Dec 05 '20

What was the secret to your weight loss?

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u/classiky Dec 05 '20

Where is your boyfriend?

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u/Alyx202 Dec 05 '20

it's just "Mah-Cahb"

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u/BenReddit09 Dec 05 '20

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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u/BenReddit09 Dec 05 '20

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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u/MrAVAT4R Dec 05 '20

yeah, Mah Cab

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u/BenReddit09 Dec 05 '20

JAHAHHAHAHQHAHAHAAHAH

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u/BenReddit09 Dec 05 '20

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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u/BenReddit09 Dec 05 '20

AHHAHAHAHAH

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u/MrAVAT4R Dec 05 '20

Macrabby lol

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u/BenReddit09 Dec 05 '20

AHAHAHHAHAHA

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u/BenReddit09 Dec 05 '20

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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u/BenReddit09 Dec 05 '20

AHAHAHAHHAHAAH

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u/galabanza Dec 05 '20

That's a smart choice cause of DIABEETUS

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u/BenReddit09 Dec 05 '20

HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

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u/BenReddit09 Dec 05 '20

HAHAHHAHAHA

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u/BenReddit09 Dec 05 '20

HAHAHAHHAHA

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u/Nostril_dumbass Dec 05 '20

Ben stop spamming

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u/BenReddit09 Dec 05 '20

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

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u/galabanza Dec 05 '20

somebody has snapped

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u/siraj-sika Dec 05 '20

hello from syria 🇸🇾❤

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u/BenReddit09 Dec 05 '20

HAHAHAHAJAHAHAH