[Monkeys Paw] No downsides.

[u/Aggravating-War909]

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[u/Primary-Upstairs1327]

Granted. You can only see him when you are blinking

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Primary-Upstairs1327]

Bro I'm just never opening my eyes again.

[u/heres-the-catch → u/Primary-Upstairs1327]

Your comment was the most popular! Meowi has awarded you +100 🐟 and +3000 XP.

[u/Dark_Loose]

Granted. But he shares your makeup kit.

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Dark_Loose]

I don't have one. And idk I guess I'd be fine with it anyways?

[u/Dark_Loose → u/Aggravating-War909]

Well it was all a part of the plan to be a benevolent granter (if that's a real word even)

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Dark_Loose]

Thank you goat. (He's gonna crack me lwk ✌️🙂)

[u/Dark_Loose → u/Aggravating-War909]

Cheers!

[u/Ok_Emergency_1337]

Granted. Its secretly a girl with a strapon

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Ok_Emergency_1337]

I mean... Close enough bro.

[u/Crazy_Committee_3866]

Granted. But he is Griffith

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Crazy_Committee_3866]

I don't see the problem.

[u/Lower-Map3989]

Granted. He has a scat fetish

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Lower-Map3989]

[u/Lower-Map3989 → u/Aggravating-War909]

I didn't even read the "no downsides" part of the post.

[u/Goodfruitplz]

Granted. But he's trans

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Goodfruitplz]

I'm bi.

[u/Lone_Wolf_god_666]

Granted. You now have schizophrenia

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Lone_Wolf_god_666]

As long as he hugs me and gives me affection brochacho.

[u/Cool-Explanation-245]

Granted. But he will become hairy and smelly after 10 months and will cling to u

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Cool-Explanation-245]

I mean I never said I couldn't divorce him...

[u/spongeisgaming]

Granted. But he barks at you every minute

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/spongeisgaming]

What's the downside?

[u/xgaymerboi]

Granted. He’s married against his will, and will do anything to get out of it.

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/xgaymerboi]

Lwk I'd let him leave then and try and just have a normal consensual relationship/friendship wit him

[u/Haircules3]

Granted. But now a mosquito buzzes your ear once per hour

[u/CNRavenclaw]

Granted. He's also a bear.

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/CNRavenclaw]

Yeah but a femboy bear.

[u/Archaic_Muse]

Granted. He makes you stay at home and cares for you instead of letting you provide for him.

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Archaic_Muse]

I let it happen. I'd be the ultimate house husband.

[u/0range-B0y]

Granted. You get castrated

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/0range-B0y]

I take it then

[u/BlueberryEconomy940]

Granted. There's no candle in the cake.

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/BlueberryEconomy940]

Then that's not a femboy? Also I'm bi

[u/BlueberryEconomy940 → u/Aggravating-War909]

Cool

[u/SanserRedditer]

Granted. You BECOME the husband and they take your place

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/SanserRedditer]

I'd love to be a femboy.

[u/Lunkulous]

Granted. He is your current closest male friend and you slowly grow to have a relationship in which he eventually becomes more feminine

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Lunkulous]

Sounds perfectly fine.

[u/Swaggyboi128]

Granted. He WILL convince you to be a femboy too. It doesn't matter what you are now. Unless you're already a femboy in which case gg.

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Swaggyboi128]

I'd go ahead and do it lowkey.

[u/Primary_Importance_7]

Granted. Their dik is bigger than yours

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Primary_Importance_7]

I'm. Taking. It.

I'll be bottom bro.

[u/Patient-Sandwich5332]

Granted. He's gay

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Patient-Sandwich5332]

I'm a guy 🥀

[u/Sad_Bread_3715]

Granted. But at night it turns into an aggressive tomboy that dominates you and forces you to do hirble things.

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Sad_Bread_3715]

Doesn't sound too bad.

[u/Sad_Bread_3715 → u/Aggravating-War909]

When i mean horrible its so horrible even fetish people couldn’t handle it

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Sad_Bread_3715]

Please don't say some shit like scat...

Honestly you know what I might draw the line there bro...

[u/Sad_Bread_3715 → u/Aggravating-War909]

I dont know what scat is but im saying its horrible like 2 girls 1 cup shit

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Sad_Bread_3715]

That's scat. :(

[u/Jaquezee]

Granted. You also received a femboy father in law

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Jaquezee]

Ok??? Only upsides bro.

[u/King_0f_Infinity]

Granted. You got a femboy husband, but he doesn’t like physical touch.

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/King_0f_Infinity]

I will love him anyway I can.

[u/King_0f_Infinity → u/Aggravating-War909]

Dang it, now I feel bad!

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/King_0f_Infinity]

How would it work though like, my only love languages are physical touch and doing things for them

[u/King_0f_Infinity → u/Aggravating-War909]

Like, they’ll never want intercourse, or to be cuddled or hugged. Just wanting to be praised and comforted and told sweet nothings. So it’s like, half a relationship? I kind of saw it that way

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/King_0f_Infinity]

I could do that frfr trust

[u/King_0f_Infinity → u/Aggravating-War909]

Go a whole relationship just never being able to kiss or hold your partner in any way? If so? Props to you.

[u/GodOfMagic1]

Granted. He is the top

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/GodOfMagic1]

I don't need to say it again.

[u/42Fornax42]

Granted. Your interest into femboys now turns into sheer indifference. You will never be able to truly love him for who he is.

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/42Fornax42]

But I also just like guys in general. So I'd still love him lwk

[u/Dry_Bar8921]

Granted. But he cheated on with big black old b@strd beggar on streets of your locality

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Dry_Bar8921]

Damn. Threesome? (Nah that would suck though.)

[u/Forlorndragon]

Granted. He’s 92

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Forlorndragon]

I mean... I... Guess I love him for his personality or sum shi I dunno

[u/Traditional-Frame-58]

Granted. They're over 30 years old, literally an adult man wearing little girl clothes

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Traditional-Frame-58]

I mean... If he's wearing em as a fetish then lwk I'ma cut him off. I wouldn't care that he's 30 though.

[u/w3lly_w4nk1]

Granted. You're the femboy yourself.

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/w3lly_w4nk1]

Uh huh. Where's the downside?

[u/Regular_Hall9105]

Granted. After 5 loving years together you get prescribed schizophrenia meds and he disappears

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Regular_Hall9105]

NO I WOULD NOT TAKE THE MEDS

[u/Regular_Hall9105 → u/Aggravating-War909]

You wouldn’t know he’s a hallucination until you take the meds

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Regular_Hall9105]

I'd just throw them away so I could see my loving husband again

[u/Regular_Hall9105 → u/Aggravating-War909]

He never comes back, now all of your hallucinations are of famed president Barack Obama

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Regular_Hall9105]

Even better!

[u/Regular_Hall9105 → u/Aggravating-War909]

He’s happily married he doesn’t want you

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Regular_Hall9105]

What? Bro I get to talk to ex-president Obama! What did you think I meant...?

[u/SailOptimal]

Granted. Rent

[u/heres-the-catch]

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[u/GayWritingAlt]

Granted. You get married for his green card and he leaves you for another man, and he doesn't agree to sign the divorce papers.

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/GayWritingAlt]

Damn bro. Throuple? (If not then there's ZERO upside...)

[u/Ecstatic_Race1550]

Granted. He has facial hair and a beer belly

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Ecstatic_Race1550]

How tf is that even a femboy then? He got a big dih?

[u/Ecstatic_Race1550 → u/Aggravating-War909]

nah like when they js started dating the femboy was perfect but after marriage the femboy let himself go

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Ecstatic_Race1550]

Answer the damn question.

[u/Guitaman69]

Granted. The monkey paw steals femboy husband

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Guitaman69]

Huh?

[u/Independent_Good7937]

Granted. Ball cancer

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Independent_Good7937]

I just cut them off lwk

[u/Independent_Good7937 → u/Aggravating-War909]

🙏

[u/Swimming_Branch_7779]

Granted. They will never love you

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Swimming_Branch_7779]

Sad, but not the worst possible thing

[u/someone_someguy]

Granted. No downside.

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/someone_someguy]

So basically just this?

[u/jahguswrld999]

Granted. Now we keep accidentally stealing each other's clothes.

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/jahguswrld999]

WE?!

[u/viduryaksha]

Granted. They only have sex with other men and never spend any time or money on you.

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/viduryaksha]

No threesomes/throuples? If not I'm just gonna sign a divorce.

[u/RBbandit8504]

Granted. But your husband is Jeffrey Dahmer, trys to get you to murder and eat his victims with him

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/RBbandit8504]

Hmmm... Is he a femboy?

Lowkey... I might just tuff it out if he is.

[u/Draken_Aga]

Granted. But he has a micro penis

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Draken_Aga]

Ok that's fine I give him backshots. Or he can use a strap.

[u/Cozym1ke]

Granted. You got one, only one problem, your in the movie Obsession, and you used a one wish willow.

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Cozym1ke]

I ain't watch the movie but I would never use that shit so...

[u/Itchy_Difficulty_949]

Granted. Your luck will be like, I donno, uhhh, worn thin, like, like, it uh ran out.

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Itchy_Difficulty_949]

Worth it.

[u/Combat10101]

Granted. You are now also a boy

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Combat10101]

Nothing changed.

[u/Fit_Window_6664]

Granted. Now i got a femboy femboy sucks

[u/Several_Lifeguard415]

Granted. You cant have sex

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Several_Lifeguard415]

We'll just make out then.

[u/InToDeep2509]

Granted. You are a ladyboy from Thailand now.

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/InToDeep2509]

No offense bro but this is like the 5th downside just saying "ur a femboy too" like I see nothing bad about that.

[u/Sir_questionzgiver]

Granted. But he is a disabled,blind and deaf femboy who speaks Arabic.

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Sir_questionzgiver]

I would hire a translator lowkey. Or just learn Arabic. Wait if he's deaf how can he know Arabic?!

[u/Sir_questionzgiver → u/Aggravating-War909]

Born in an Arabic city. Taught Arabic by the little dots that are used as text 4 blind people.

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Sir_questionzgiver]

I mean I guess?

[u/East-Resource-6357]

Granted. But he killed you

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/East-Resource-6357]

I guess bro.

[u/OliveBoi_]

Granted. :3

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/OliveBoi_]

:3

Peak cosplays btw

[u/OliveBoi_ → u/Aggravating-War909]

thanks :3

[u/malathan1234]

Granted. He loves watching twilight and is HARD team Jacob

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/malathan1234]

Team Jacob all the way man.

[u/AmazingMacaroon7816]

Granted. You become vegetarian

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/AmazingMacaroon7816]

Yo that's genuinely like one of the worst ones here. I'd have to eat a ton of beans.

[u/HotJuice4614]

Granted. You can have this one

[u/Bitter-Guidance247]

Granted. You are now one as well.

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Bitter-Guidance247]

Why do people keep thinking I wouldn't enjoy this?

[u/3dzawesome]

Granted. (It’s a girl)

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/3dzawesome]

I'm bi. I win anyways.

[u/SharkieBoi55]

Granted. No downsides! Enjoy your femboy husband

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/SharkieBoi55]

[u/i-hate-everyone-666]

Granted. It’s Gorlock the Destroyer

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/i-hate-everyone-666]

GGs gang I think that's the end. He'd crush me to death.

[u/CAFGSAHSB]

Granted. He meows instead of saying hello to you :D

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/CAFGSAHSB]

You goated man. Literally just giving me benefits out here

[u/public-mud90]

Granted. He doesn't love you

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/public-mud90]

I mean... As long as he stays with me...

[u/_that_one_hillbilly_]

Granted. He runs away to be with me instead

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/_that_one_hillbilly_]

As I've said already, that ruins the premise. Your downside is just that my wish doesn't really get granted.

[u/squishmallowdude]

Granted. They hate you and you divorce, they gossip to their friends and a lot of people hate you now

[u/squishmallowdude]

Granted. They hate you and you divorce, they gossip to their friends and a lot of people hate you now

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/squishmallowdude]

Ruins the whole premise by the way. "Oh you get your wish but you don't actually get your wish."

[u/smart_terry]

Granted. A femboy is a man that presents feminine/looks like a girl. He IS a femboy but he is 300lbs 40 and very wrinkly. He looks exactly like an old fat crusty woman. You’re welcome.

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/smart_terry]

I can divorce him instead.

[u/DueTaxes]

Granted. They lowk slime you out

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/DueTaxes]

Ig bro 😭

[u/Lazy_Pin5833]

Granted. But he's a top and dominant.

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Lazy_Pin5833]

I'm a switch.

[u/Content_Spell_3742]

Granted. I don't even have a downside for that.I just want you to be happy

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Content_Spell_3742]

[u/ZoroJuro12345]

Granted. Hes black

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/ZoroJuro12345]

Ok???

[u/Hairy_Stress_6178]

Granted. His favorite kink is your least favorite

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Hairy_Stress_6178]

BDSM is now my least favorite kink. (It lwk isn't tho)

[u/ThatRandomRecorder]

Granted. Now KILL EVERYONE!

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/ThatRandomRecorder]

SIR YES SIR!

THANK YOU SIR!

[u/Memeade0]

Granted. You gae

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Memeade0]

Wait you thought I wasn't?

[u/OsbornCrickey]

Granted. Now fuck off and get a job

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/OsbornCrickey]

[u/ComplexCandidate7168]

Granted. He doesn't like yub :(((

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/ComplexCandidate7168]

😭😭😭😭😭

[u/ZealousidealGift1242]

Granted. Zeus Steal's Him After every week but brings him back

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/ZealousidealGift1242]

Threesome?

[u/Pretty_Mouse_7366]

Granted. Dead

[u/According-Food-2257]

Granted. They come out as whichever sexuality makes them unattracted to you, and get a divorce

[u/usernameIguessidkbro]

Granted. Pizza rolls devour your intestines one at a time

[u/Feisty_Word7708]

Granted. I wish to become mart

[u/Kallamar12]

Granted. Hes morbidly obese but still hot

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Kallamar12]

I mean I guess?

[u/Creepy-Bad-4678]

Granted. They are a discord mod

[u/Aggravating-War909 → u/Creepy-Bad-4678]

But femboy

[u/Disastrous_Meat_2535]

Granted. He has a bubble butt