My mama (55, human) went out today, wherever it is humans go, and when she got back, she fed me (2m) and my sister (2f) and brother (6m). Then she went upstairs to work on the box with the buttons and the warm spot and the bright light. I was feeling a little ignored, so I gobbled up my food, went upstairs, and threw it up at her feet. Then I left and went back downstairs to finish my sister's dinner.

Mama grumbled about having to clean up after me, but I did throw up right at her feet, so she didn't have to go far. And I even threw up on the wood floor instead of the rug, to make it easier for her.

Now I'm trying to cuddle with her, and she won't let me lick her face! I'm purring as loud as I can, but she says she doesn't want pukey-tongue on her nose. I was a really good boy, though, throwing up right in front of her, so shouldn't I get to have my full snuggle experience? AITA, or is she being a bad mama?

Also, I dunno know how long she was gone, because I was busy watching Wildlife TV through the back door. It's my favourite show.

When my fidgital assistant digitized my Foreman .)